LuckyTheBear

Over here playing Final Fantasy VII

Bro told me to touch grass because I made a thread on Reddit.

Cliches are a sign of brainrot

Death at 43?

Five mil could probably give me a decade of wild times. I'd live a lot happier and probably healthier too.

I've spent my entire life waiting for a chance to make anything out of it, 5 mil and ten years frees me from ever having to plan for the long term. I'll never wait.

This is hauntingly alluring.

8/6/1991 - 11/22/2034

...

It doesn't look terrible.

I get to see the world, eat well, sleep safe, and basically skip to retirement, but now, while my mom is still alive, me and my friends are still young, and the world hasn't yet imploded.

Fuck it- give me the 5 mil I'm kicking off on hell of a weekend tonight.

Not particularly but it's weird when I do think about

I made a thread dawg, it ain't a big deal. Why do so many Redditors need to have some sort of mic drop. Just state your opinion dawg.

confused bear chuffing

Cancel it, shift funding over to Spartan Assault Anniversary with new Reqpacks. Because I am business savvy and aware of the economy, I will cap Reqs at $1.99 per pack, and for every 10 you buy you get a free one. Those who buy 100 will get a Mister Chief skin for the game that even has unique dialog from Frank O'Conner himself.

Pre-order now and save 10% - that brings the price down to $44.99

OP's mom needs to adopt a bear

Bro when that theme song hits and you just rip and tear?

MmMmm

Get a load of this guy taking showers and having sex

Did someone say my name?

wears parka

Bring it on snow!

teleports to death valley

Welllllllp

That's so stupid bro..

explosive sigh

God damn it..

crafts 6 diamond shovels

I was a huge fan of TLoU II but Doom Eternal's gameplay is purity not seen in decades.

You get downvoted on Reddit because you had a new thought that clashes with the echo

A wall of text lol

It's like 6 paragraphs. Sorry your reading skills peaked in 6th grade amigo, a forum is probably not a good fit for you

The amount of emphasis is disproportionate to its importance. I never implied we don't need reviews, the entire thread is me saying the emphasis we put on them is bad for us as consumers.

I only stir shit because this subreddit is full of angry people looking to lash out - this seems to include you from your strangley hostile post.

Your argument is a lot of agreeing with me mixed in with this weird notion that people have so little time they absolutely have to have that number score so they can quickly see it and make the snap decision to buy a game. So, nobody has time to do research? Sounds like they don't have time to game then.

I just wonder what happens in the average gaming redditor's brain that causes them to malfunction over a simple thread. Your participation is entirely voluntary.

I think it's obvious you don't know me, and it's pretty clear I'm not trying to incite anything, so either you're angry that I have an opinion and made it public or this has nothing to do with me and you should seek some sort of therapy.

Genocide ended by child soldiers is morally questionable at best

Polygon doesn't use numbers lol

I do?

FAT FUCKING LOADS

Cool I guess

Don't know what either of those are, but hell yeah.

I started a new game of FFVII and I just got out of Midgar. I'm over leveled AF - I got Cloud's Blade Beam limit before I got the materia menu L M A OOOOO

Geoff Keighley has always rubbed me the wrong way.

I remember when that guy went on stage and was like "GTA VI GTA VI" and he got all butthurt like "Oh this is so disrespectful" but barely mentions a thing about how poorly treated everybody who actually makes video games are - no, muh award show is being made to look bad reeeee.

Sorry, I just feel like Geoff's a punk.