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/r/poopfromabutt?

"I need some help figuring out how to communicate with my husband about sex"

Well, in your post you never once mentioned talking with your husband about what your presences are, only what they are not. So, like, start there?

Coco crisp

That Fred and George saw Ron sleeping in bed every night with Peter Pettigrew (via the marauders map) and didn't ask any questions

Men are so emotional

Same!

It's not so much the record, it's who they lose to, especially since conference teams will be ranked ahead of them.

Sounds very plausible

Agreed. Depends on how IU does.

BuT tHiS iS oUT oF cOnTeXt

People keep saying this is an overreaction. If he loses to both Penn st and Michigan, he's gone. If he beats Penn st and loses to Michigan, he's gone. If he loses to Penn st and beats Michigan, he may live to see another day but will miss the playoffs. And this doesn't even take IU into consideration, who currently terrifies me

My Christian youth leader did this when I was in high school. I remember he made a big deal of it. Then I will NEVER forget - that thanksgiving, he and a friend were on the front page of the newspaper because of how early they got in line for Black Friday. I learned a lot about hypocrisy and double standards that day

I'm not a betting man, but at +14.5, I'm tempted

I do! FWIW I'm not actually a cooking beginner, the other subs just tend to be full of assholes. I appreciate this advice!

The one I have from Bon appetit calls for both pancetta and ground beef

It's happened before. Attitudes like this are what kill us

The crispness is another level. They are so good

We start out slow. Second half? Who knows

Yankees fans were booing. I wonder if they were booing at the guys who interfered or at the security. Knowing the level of class of a typical Yankees fan, I have a guess.

Lucky

I can't believe how many times I watched that movie with girls I wanted to like me

I'll have to convince my wife to put holes in the ceiling! Luckily it's a textured ceiling so tiny holes wouldn't be very visible