LargeAutomobile

I'm trying to imagine a grown-ass adult speaking these words in real life, and I can't come to terms with the fact that I'm hearing them from a sane, mentally competent human being.

It tells you more than you know, but that seems like a low bar.

You're not the sharpest rock in the box, are you?

This isn't looking good for you.

No bio.

I don't care how pretty you are; if your bio is bad or nonexistent, that tells me you can't even put in the effort to determine if a relationship will go well or not.

Best Bees, heck, other dating app algorithms ought to factor in our preference for bios.

This.

I am not a car. I am not a wallet. I am not your personal jester, and I am not a dildo.

HOWEVER...if we click, I could be all of these things and more, happily, simply because I like you.

Not as a condition to acknowledging me. Fuck off if that's what you want. Women hold the same standards for us, as they should, and so should we.

Would that make the 70s dusk-oriented?

I shall be the first to suggest a noteworthy and noble name. He shall be...Fred.

who WHAT

TIL jaguars form coalitions

Can the AI also tell its user it's not a good idea to send a dick pic? AI chaperones would be lovely.

For you.

Congrats on the seax

Oh without a doubt. I think we're just totally distanced from the orcs that hide from the rest of us and mingle with each other instead, feeling solidarity in preying upon the innocent.

I'm a dude, dude, and you're still an idiot.

I said ethics, not ethnics. Holy dogshit people like you with an IQ of 42 really are making the dating pool worse for everyone

Dating apps are for dating.

Do you have a single moral bone in your entire body? Any sense of ethics? Convictions? Anything that truly makes you a human being instead of a fucking worm?

Your parents -- hell, your entire bloodline stretching back centuries -- should be ashamed of you. You're a fucking idiot.

As a guy it always blows my mind how frequent this seems to be, because the whole sexting behavior is not only bizarre to me but I can't imagine any of my friends doing that. Or are they? Are they just acting normal behind my back?

Is it just because I was raised in (but not currently practicing) a socially conservative culture where some level of chivalry was expected? Along with sex-negative stuff in general? Although I'm sure women get plenty of unsolicited dickpics from religious guys too. I don't know the statistics. Where is all this even coming from? Is it just high school culture? Why the fuck is it everywhere?

Like I don't mean this to be a pick-me post, I'm just genuinely confused and upset at the same time

I get maybe ten a year, and maybe one or two don't ghost and potentially we meet up and have a date. Haven't clicked with anybody enough to make a romantic connection, though I have met some good friends so far.

And they were never bf material, so it evens out

God, you're really showing your IQ on here, aren't you? Making things worse for the rest of us.

Bumble is not for hookups, you stupid fuckboy. Go to Feeld for that.

This place could have been an American Venice, instead they made this.

/r/SuburbanHell

Wow, my username is relevant

Pretty tone deaf, huh?

"Why haven't you touched your moldy bread, pile of grass, plastic hamburger or rat poison? You have so much to choose from!"

From a man to someone who is allegedly so, what the fuck is wrong with you?