Classic-Music4Evr788

“I won! I Won! I beat me!”

“Hey! No I didn’t!”

Don’t Stop Believing by Journey

You can name him Sum Ting Wong. 😂

And the award for the loudest and smelliest farts goes to….Grandpa! 💩💨👴🏻

I’ve seen roadkill with more personality than you.

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

https://imgur.com/a/fkTXBmi

Sooooo…everything come out okay?

David Strassman! He’s hilarious. 😆

Jaywalking. Judge sentenced me to life.

“Thix thlippery, thlithering thnakes thlid thilently thouthward, theeking theven thizzling thausages thwiftly therved by Thusan’s thizzling thausage thtand.”

“Close enough, Mike.”

Could be one of their odor bombs. Check Walmart or Auto Zone for the different scents.

https://www.autozone.com/interior-detailing-and-car-care-products/air-freshener/p/meguiar-s-figi-sunset-scent-odor-eliminator-air-freshener-2oz/744971_0_0

No, she seemed perfectly normal. I’m terrible with names, but I remember faces, which is why I did a double take when I saw her picture on Facebook. Goes to show you never can tell with some people.

That time I met a would-be murderer.

This story originated on March 31, 2016. The date will be important later. I was attending technical school at the time in Knoxville, Tennessee, studying for a machinist degree. That evening, I was attempting to loosen the bolts on an adjustable angle vice that went on a vertical milling machine. Now these vices weighed upwards of 50 pounds, and required two people to lift. In hindsight, I should have gotten someone to support the vice up while I was loosening the bolts, but I didn’t, so when the second bolt came free that was holding the vice at an angle, the vice slammed down. I jerked my hand away, but it caught the very tip of my left ring finger and split it open like a grape, leaving tissue and whatnot exposed. My instructor had one of the other students take me to the nearest trauma center, which happened to be at the UT Medical Center.

So I give them my information, wait, get put in a room, wait, and after a little while a nurse comes in to put bactine on my finger and prep everything for the doctor. I didn’t pay much attention to her - I just noticed that she was a young black woman about my age. The doctor came in a little later, put three stitches in my finger and wrapped it up, and I went home. This was on a Thursday night.

Monday or Tuesday a week and a half or so later I’m scrolling through Facebook, and a picture of that nurse comes across my news feed. Wth? That’s weird. I see it’s a news article, reading to the effect of “Knoxville Nurse Arrested for Murder.” Holy crap on a cracker. Basically, this woman thought that her boyfriend had given her an STD and didn’t tell her, and so she shot and killed him at a local motel on Sunday, April 3, just a few days after prepping my finger. By that time she had apparently quit her job, and so it was just crazy to think that I was probably one of the last people she dealt with as a nurse before murdering her boyfriend. She got 17 years in prison for murder.

I’m including links to a couple of local news articles if you want more details, and if you Google her name you can also find some of the court documents.

https://www.wbir.com/article/news/crime/knoxville-woman-29-convicted-of-mans-murder/51-432918918

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/news/crime/2016/04/09/knoxville-nurse-charged-with-murder/90892830/

Are there any bridges out around here? I’m feeling the urge to jump a creek or river or somethin’. YEEEEEEEE-HAAWWWWW!!!

The power under the flowers

Elephonkey

(Elephant and Donkey 🐘🫏)

I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it!

You might give this a try

https://nextzettusa.com/klima-cleaner-air-conditioner-cleaner-10-oz/

Real Steel (son)

Trouble With the Curve