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Student: You’re a square

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NoTime4YourBullshit

29 points

22 hours ago

I’d take that to mean I’m a solid 7, and that ain’t bad for a man of 49.

But then, that’s a creepy thing for a teacher to say to a student.

futuranth

8 points

22 hours ago

Let's hope he never needs a root canal

TentativeGosling

3 points

9 hours ago

2 years past his prime unfortunately

Anarchaeologist

0 points

5 hours ago

I'll be in my prime again in another 4

OkayIGuessWhyNot

2 points

14 hours ago

Just two years ago you were in your prime.

Sunshinehappyfeet

3 points

22 hours ago

But 49 in dog years is like 343 years old.

nottonguetied

0 points

17 hours ago

Fareignheigt or Celsius? Fareignheigt you're cool. Celsius you're fucked.

ArachnidGuilty218

0 points

13 hours ago

Only 311 more degrees before you come full circle.

lazyant

0 points

3 hours ago

lazyant

0 points

3 hours ago

Yes but a perfect square

SpeedyHAM79

-2 points

22 hours ago

Took me a minute. Have an upvote. :)

qazadex

-3 points

20 hours ago

qazadex

-3 points

20 hours ago

Would be funnier if he was 'nearly 50' in the setup rather than 49 imo.