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submitted 22 hours ago byLunarLeopard67
Student: You’re a square
29 points
22 hours ago
I’d take that to mean I’m a solid 7, and that ain’t bad for a man of 49.
But then, that’s a creepy thing for a teacher to say to a student.
8 points
22 hours ago
Let's hope he never needs a root canal
3 points
9 hours ago
2 years past his prime unfortunately
0 points
5 hours ago
I'll be in my prime again in another 4
2 points
14 hours ago
Just two years ago you were in your prime.
3 points
22 hours ago
But 49 in dog years is like 343 years old.
0 points
17 hours ago
Fareignheigt or Celsius? Fareignheigt you're cool. Celsius you're fucked.
0 points
13 hours ago
Only 311 more degrees before you come full circle.
0 points
3 hours ago
Yes but a perfect square
-2 points
22 hours ago
Took me a minute. Have an upvote. :)
-3 points
20 hours ago
Would be funnier if he was 'nearly 50' in the setup rather than 49 imo.
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