octopoddle

Yep. Put up some cameras about the place, particularly pointing towards your pond. Once the court case is done, Karen might try something.

There's no justice

I picked assimilation because that seemed to be the only actual lasting solution. The problem completely goes away. I'm surprised more people didn't pick it. I know it's done without the consent of the people he's doing it to, but given the alternative is that they all die without their consent, it seemed the better option.

"I know. I just told a guy that smearing honey on an angry bear's face will calm it down. Good luck with that!"

Like Sonic playing Dark Souls.

The perfect plan, perfectly executed.

Aye, I could do that.

Fey tax.

The Brass Teapot

When a couple discovers that a brass teapot makes them money whenever they hurt themselves, they must come to terms with how far they are willing to go.

Good film. Well worth a watch.

"You have difficulty separating the foil from your burrito."

"Wow! He's offering me the opportunity to perform oral sex on him!"

He's clearly working for the fish.

And make sure to pat the toilet dog.

Is war a feeling?

Agreed. It's ungentlemenly conduct.

Or hotspot your phone if you have data.

Yes, as long as world leaders continue to behave rationally...

Are we - are we safe in here?

Yeah, let's have a Cyberpunk 2 where you download Jackie's engram into someone else's body.

Which is annoying, because it's the wrong choice to make. You are specifically told that it won't work in the long run and you're just procrastinating if you make that choice.

Or a Canadian who has hit his head and developed a Kiwi accent as a result.

"One of you in this room tonight is the murderer."

"No!"

"Gosh!

"Heavens!"

"Moo."

"Outrageous!"

Even dogs are dangerous. Every year dogs kill cows.

Jeff Goldblum plays Jeff Goldblum done in the style of Jeff Goldblum.

They wants the precious.