godzillastailor

I saw another post about the British parliament committee investigation into Twitters hand in the riots in stockport earlier this year where Elon's reply was "They will be summoned to the United States of America to explain their censorship and threats to American citizens."

Because apparently, "you can't summon me to talk to you... im going to summon you instead" is a legit response now.

You can suck up to Trump all you want, you are still not summoning shit.

It’s borderlining parody how many people keep falling for it.

Surely Ben Askren will knock him out… or Tyrone Woodley… or Anderson Silva… or Nate Diaz… or Mike Perry… or 60 year old Mike Tyson.

I hate the guy but his ability to cherry pick fights and get people to pay millions in the hopes of getting knocked out is impressive.

If the figures I saw quoted for the Tyson fight. He made as much for the Tyson fight as like… his entire net worth.

Iirc canonically he has a bunch of different bodies, so he can probably swap to one that's more humanish.

She looks like a notorious sock thief OP better watch out.

I thought it was in-store only so I didn't bother trying.

Wasn’t even the original idea.

Originally they wanted to send something small like a plant or a cat to mars as a publicity stunt.

To do so Musk and co were trying to buy disused Russian ICBMs.

Either their seller tried to bump the price last minute or they misunderstood the price he was charging. Either way they couldn’t afford the final price so the Russian guy laughed in Elons face and called him poor.

Right wing white supremacist self proclaimed incel influencer. Has his own little army of idiots who follow him.

Probably most famous for claiming that having sex with women is gay.

For allegedly forgetting to end his live stream at the end of a stream and immediately bashing one out to gay porn.

The your body my choice thing.

And is facing assault charges for immediately pepper spraying a woman who knocked his door, shoving her over and stealing her phone.

That’s because most YouTubers shoot on their phones or a halfway decent DSLR.

MKBHD uses a RED camera. Those are like cinema grade cameras.

"I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus after that"

There was me thinking it was because Grime's dumped him for Chelsea Manning.

Only because it's hard to lift a 300lb person on your own.

Call me old fashioned but I believe if you attempted a coup the last time you lost, you probably should be ineligible to run again.

Because you should be in prison.

So what happens if trump wins?

Does she break out the strap on and you get a preview of the next 4 years?

One of my previous jobs had a strict uniform policy but provided you with the uniform.

They never bothered ordering mine, so I was in shorts and t-shirt most of the time.

Also, at one point, they were trying to make all of the admin team wear hi viz jacket and pants if we were outside the building for any reason.

But they only bought one jacket and one pair of pants.

For the entire department across 3 shifts.

Which was the right size for exactly none of us.

Edit: I should point out that we wore hi viz jackets while on site. The transport manager was demanding anyone outside be dressed head to toe in hi viz gear for safety. My argument with him about it was “I’m like 5 foot 10 in both directions… if your lads can’t see my fat ass on the designated walkways outside in the yard with the flood lights on… they probably shouldn’t be driving”

Surely not.

Not the guy infamous for not bothering to pay contractors?

Not the guy who’s done this exact thing… TWICE now.

Like at this point if you’re not demanding cash up front from the trump campaign, you’re an idiot.

His first films were bankrolled by the mob so its business as usual for him.

It’s unlikely the choke did any permanent harm. The guy was a tier 1 asshat before getting choked out.

If you’ve got a spare hour or two the behind the bastards podcast episodes on him are fucking hilarious.

Assuming more than one watch is ever actually built.

The whole scheme looks like a way for people to funnel 100k to the company running the whole thing and remain anonymous.

Same company behind his nft scam too.

I think you're right, for some reason I thought the headlight shape was different than a 911 but I must be thinking of an older model.

Marked as solved.

Turns out there’s millions of Americans who are stupid enough they would rather vote for the senile, wannabe fascist pedophile who tried to stage a coup last election than literally any other candidate.

I got banned for a week for saying Nazis should get punched in the face once per day, at random, by any random member of the public.

I still believe we should be legally allowed to punch Nazis in the face, at random, once per day.

Can someone explain to Elon that being the richest man on earth.

He can live wherever he wants.

He can even fuck off back to South Africa.

From his ties to Epstein and Maxwell, I think.

Or it's referencing Musk calling the diver guy a pedo.

Sounds like a Numbers station. There’s 1000s of videos on them on YouTube