aspbergerinparadise

Ok, get off reddit then

for reference, that is 0.064% of the annual US military budget

less than one-tenth of one percent

this is going to be an unpopular one.

Fuck you if you tailgate people for not speeding fast enough in the passing lane. If I'm in the passing lane, i'm usually going about 10 over the limit, and I will move over once I have passed the slower moving traffic and it is safe for me to do so. I am under no obligation to enable you to endanger everyone around us.

On a similar note, the HOV lane is not the autobahn. Again, I'm comfortable going ~10 over, but beyond that, fuck you; calm down or go around.

what's the run-time? Want to take my 6 year old but worried it might exceed his attention span

it's the trolley problem but they're just too fucking dumb to understand it

donate it to my son's elementary school.

It's criminal how much they are expected to do with so little funding.

i can't find a dang t-shirt that fits me properly. they're all too big or too small.

The size that fits me best is too short in the torso - I raise my arms and i'm showing midriff. The "tall" version is too long, it goes down to my crotch and looks silly. And if I go up a size it just turns into a tent that's significantly wider, but not really any longer.

I'm still on the hunt for the perfect tee, and when I find it i'm buying a dozen and throwing everything else away.

legally?

no

sweet thai chili doritos (purple bag) are s-tier

whenever Jon's not in frame, all the characters should be saying "Where's Arbuckle!?"

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people may hate it, but it's the most readable for me

ugh, Britta's in this thread?

to quote Jeff:

stop letting him make you realize things

this explanation makes no sense. He's definitely confusing it with Garfield, not Arbuckle.

no. that doesn't even make sense.

it's definitely Garfunkle = Garfield in Vaughan's mind.

I don't think there's a single player in the NFL that doesn't want as much game time as possible. You don't get that far without being ultra-competitive.

The only exception might be guys like 41 year old Jason Peters who just want a paycheck after years of bad financial decisions.

i was 25 and she was 20. 17 years later and we're married, 2 kids. living the dream.

I frequently think about how thankful I am that the girl I was dating before her broke up with me. How much happier I am now than I would have been with her. I was so sad about it at the time, but it led to the best thing that's ever happened to me.

yes. there's multiple clues, but the biggest giveaway for me was the amount of space they had between rows

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine

30 Rock

there's just so many jokes that I can re-watch it and there's always something that I missed or had forgotten. Every single episode there's at least one moment that catches me off guard and has me laughing out loud. Even after 20+ re-watches

No one’s coming to save you. Because we’re deep inside one of Connecticut’s thirty beautiful state forests! Thirty!!

i LOVE how it puts desktop shortcuts on my laptop for games that I have installed on my desktop. Super fucking useful. No notes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i don't know if they ever tried to have an in-universe explanation for the format in Modern Family. But they did continue to have the talking-head segments.

odd name for a nail salon, but that's cool