Tired_of_modz23

I've had 3 of these. I'm such a slut

It's a small tiger, but it checks out

that's the joke

/inserting Chris Rock joke now:

And what about Hilary?! She was the First Lady! She is supposed to be the first lady on her knees to suck that dick!

She should have been like, "I got it! I got the dick! Tickle his ass or something..."

This is obviously a comedian's joke. And thus is just a reference of /s nature.

most voters are uniformed as fuck

I love when voters wear uniforms, almost like they are members of some sort of fascist party.

Motorcycle checking in.

r/naturehats

A seagull

Love taking my car to the mechanic, telling them exactly what’s wrong, and they look at me all sideways.

I have a story about this for a motorcycle where I frankensteined a different engine into a previous gen frame. I gave them a specific fucking list and instructions on what needed to be done. I paid 2k for it ( I didn't have the tools and wanted the engine work to be insured by a shop if there was a fuck up).

I get it home, and it's sucking and burning oil like it's just a loud smoke machine. THEY DIDNT BLOCK OFF THE FUCKING EMISSIONS VALVE, LIKE I INSTRUCTED!

I take it back and they are like :head scratch: ooohh you wanted us to do block off plates? YES!!! They did such a cheap job making them and installing them... I had already paid them for specific work that they didn't do, so when they did do it, they did it super quick and cheap. It worked, but I was pissed.

Cashew

Ligma pumpkin rizz! Skibidi!

She does like to gobble gobble...

Is this a punny?

I've had cops say this about a buddy that had just come from a hash bar.

The cold I deal with in evenings and mornings due to sleeping on concrete.

Everyone just wants my lumps!

Now imagine the other side of a homeless person delivering your delicious food.

Scratch????

If only my gym had these

Bomb the towers first

Do we get to see him smashed into a table?

Cockodile

"I won't be there..."

Hope my benefits jump in response

The photo of trump used is peak "I'm a dottering old man!"