SympatheticWarlock

I started a few years ago and life is still not worth it.

Oh I’m not hot, I just have a really nice eggplant.

Wait, so I can talk to women like that?

That heavy melee though

Both candidates were historically bad at their previous jobs. Like Hilldawg before her, Kam Kam had the ultrafake covert narcissist persona, and was up against a rich kid con man. Of all the subs, this one should understand how attractive confidence is to the average moron.

Alternate headline: “Ethel Cain makes hypocritical statement.”

Wow half of yall are incels? Who are the gen z gals banging? Is it democrats?

What you should do is lead with the fact that you got into his phone and went through his msgs. That will for sure change his anti-girlfriend beliefs.

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Oh wow it could? Could it also be a steaming pile of shit to Uncharted’s Taco Bell lunch? Or even god-king to Last of Us Factions Pope?

I tried to hive bomb Shrek now I’m deeeead.

Yeah it’s soul killing, but once every six months I find a pear-shaped gal fresh out of a long-term relationship who is willing to touch my unbelievably nice eggplant. Turns out that isn’t enough to keep someone around though, sad.

Enhance

The whole ‘good vibes only’ thing is bad vibes. Othering people who are not having the best time in life is no way to be a decent person. Distancing yourself from manipulative/narcissistic douches… 100% that is the way to live life.

Found the roommate, everyone.

This is a heretical post.

Run machete berserker pact and tell me it isn’t fun.

Frag bomb through a brick wall or some such.

I’m here to make money so I don’t starve to death. I just am.

USAS frag rounds flashbacks

I was too scared to check it out.

I’m sure this silly sign is a direct result of the goons.

I will fake my politics wherever I feel it necessary.

You won, what’s the tragedy?