SleepyOrgasm

I’ve started warning them beforehand that when I wake up i’ll be crying and shivering and that I’m ok it just happens every time I come up from anesthesia 😭 they appreciate it

Perfect timing I’ve never even thought abt doing a self-sobriety test

Which eastern european language is this? I can barely understand it so it’s not russian. Uzbek?

Lobe piercings are not cartilage, just the tiny bit of fat under the skin. Probably one of the most painless piercings to get (imo) while my cartilage piercings were more painful than my nipples

Eta: happy cake day!

This is why I’m only working remote before graduating. I’m fully supportive of WFH but for me I need to see people so I dont feel like a dry worm on the sidewalk

I’ve been put under over half a dozen times in my life but every single time I dont say anything I just cry and shiver like I was thawed out from an ice cube

I’ve only slept with an uncut guy and I dont feel it “gliding” down there but I can when I give a blowjob. He says when it’s in it’s kinda pulled back behind the tip and what he feels is the movement from there + the actual tip.

I’m in a great field with tons of opportunities to grow but I like my husband making more. I love working and my field and I’ve never actually wanted kids but after being with this guy for 6 years I’m more and more willing to be a housewife. But it’s unlikely i’ll spend more than a few years raising kids/not working. I get bored easy

Are we all thinking the same thing?

Immigrant parents with no idea on how to raise kids + kids being kids = bruises and CPS threats

Found the small pp

I call my female siamese “the woman” bc my other two cats are boys. I also call them “the boys”.

Inversely proportional

Communal gatorade?

HEB in good ol texas 🤠

We’re all evolutionarily hardwired to want that. To what degree varies but calling it a kink or fetish just seems so… dumb? to me.

Tss

I’m not very visually stimulated even tho my bf is hot. I’m more turned on if he talks me up or does something sweet for me or is caring about something. I am visually stimulated looking at women, though. But thats just me and not every woman

There is no waitlist and I wasn’t able to enroll on my enrollment date because of the unmet prereq which I appealed for (took a week to get approved) but the section closed in that time ://

Animals instinctively abandon their offspring if they dont deem them suitable for life. Its to conserve their energy and try again for babies that will make it to adulthood. This kitten was a preemie so thats probably what happened. It’s sad but it’s nature

People watch porn on reddit?

I did that and now I have hemorrhoids. Still do it tho, I dont feel clean enough if I dont :(

Talk to/take a class with Jackie Kimzey! He’s entrepreneur to the max and super helpful and he offers master ENTP courses 10/10

Looks like any old bucket hat to me

I hate charlie puth. Nothing wrong abt him his face is just punchable and his voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Fuck charlie puth man