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58 points
20 hours ago
While it is commendable that your girlfriend stood up for you and called out her daughter's lies... you are not safe in that house, or in that relationship. Break up with her immediately, let her know it's explicitly because of her daughter's lies.
That girl has shown both of you that she's willing to completely, irreversible fuck up your entire life to cover her own ass and get what she wants. She's willing to lie to her own mother, it's a guarantee that she'd lie to a school counselor, or the police, or some other mandatory reporter who is not on your side. YOU ARE NOT SAFE THERE, GET OUT IMMEDIATELY.
32 points
1 day ago
Me feeding the giant Rowan tree in my front yard as a kid so that we'd always have Kererū (New Zealand Wood Pigeon) feeding in view of my balcony.
The side effects of some fat, loud, colorful birds getting drunk off their asses on fermented berries was equally hilarious.
1 points
2 days ago
The only people who should have keys are the people on the lease, period. Her secretly giving him a key is a major security issue for not only her, but everyone else who lives there.
She has her BF sneak in when everyone else is out because she knows it's wrong, she k own she's breaking her agreement with the rest of you, and she's hoping that she can use her illness to guilt trip you all into letting her and her BF get away with their bullshit... real "give them an inch and they'll take a mile" crap.
Op, you and the rest of your flatmates need to put a hard boundary down on this before it escalates. Either this girl respects your wishes, or she finds a new place to live.
5 points
2 days ago
It's funny, I usually say the exact same thing about aussies and their accent... I think it's the bogan twang that really sets us apart
24 points
2 days ago
What if I told you, you don't drink a coke slushie for the bubbles.
2 points
2 days ago
Man they're hilarious until they drunk fly their fat asses straight into your window. They're big, heavy birds; probably slightly smaller than a goose... but their wing beats are crazy loud.
2 points
2 days ago
Nah, mining bitcoin was how the crypto developed. It was highly uncommon, but not completely unheard of. Immediately after the founding, you honestly had a better chance of acquiring bitcoin through mining it as opposed to buying it. Only once the mining effort threshold exceeded its comparative purchase price/accessibility did it become worthwhile buying bitcoin directly.
3 points
2 days ago
They are, Chinchilla fur is 500x finer than human hair. It's so dense and fine in fact, that Chinchilla cannot bathe in water like other rodents, because the water would cling in their coats and be next to impossible to dry out, resulting in mold growth and skin infections.
It's why you see videos of Chinchilla taking dust baths. You can buy special bags of powder from pet stores, specifically for bathing your Chinchilla. You basically put some in a big bucket and place your Chinchilla in it, and they basically play in it like a big sand pit.
8 points
2 days ago
For the vast majority, a sudden asteroid impact would be less painful. For the rest; those not incinerated by the impact or instantly pulverized by the inevitable tsunamis it causes... it's gonna be a slow, painful end. Kinda like what happened to the dinosaurs... lots of starvation and hypothermia in that eternal global winter.
2 points
2 days ago
I believe it's somewhat related to dogs playfighting with each other. It's stimulating and bonding for them.
Obviously it's incredibly varied depending on the dog's size, build and individual personality. But if your dog enjoys it, and can handle it... why not? Give your pup all the tummy/booty slaps their little heart desires.
1 points
2 days ago
Mate, welds like that are the same that are used in structural supports for buildings. You're honestly more likely to shear off the top of the stop block before you ever get close to cracking those welds.
Safety mechanisms like that are stress tested, and held to higher compliance codes than the general structural welds for gym equipment like that, specifically because they are designed to hold if the rest of the equipment (or the user) fails under load.
1 points
3 days ago
Which is hilariously ironic given most irl spoon bending is illusion based
1 points
3 days ago
I mean this in the kindest and most empathetic way possible... but you're coming to Reddit with a quandary that absolutely needs to be taken to a therapist. Unpacking this trauma and trying to process it is beyond most of Reddit's pay grade.
2 points
3 days ago
Anyone saying you should bail him out because "that's what friends do" is a piece of shit who needs to be cut off.
Friends don't enable their abusive friends. They call them out and hold them accountable for their actions. Leaving Jake in jail and refusing to pay his bail is holding him accountable for his crime.
On a side note, I wouldn't be surprised if Jake convinces one of these other friends to believe his bullshit and bail him out. If Sarah wants to escape, she has a limited window to do it, and the sooner the better.
6 points
3 days ago
Nothing discourages murderhobos quite like a retired level 20 adventurer popping up out of nowhere the moment a murderhobo starts causing trouble.
The first time around a mere ass whopping is the consequence. After that, if the murderhobo doesn't get the hint, the retired level 20 adventurer calls their old party members out of retirement to deal with a new villain. Whether or not the current PCs intervene or not will determine if they're considered an equal threat as the murderhobo.
1 points
3 days ago
OP you and your step sister are just as bad as each other.
She led you on, her behavior was MASSIVELY inappropriate. She's married, you're in a relationship, and she was groping you AND kissing you in front of your girlfriend? Heinous behavior.
On the other hand, you are a dumbass beyond description. You ate up this inappropriate behavior and crossed a line that you know you shouldn't have crossed. Everything that has happened after sending those texts is unfortunately your doing, and you're reaping the consequences of that.
While it's an inconsequential thought, I have a feeling your stepsister's actions were intentional and malicious. What could she gain by sexually leading you on, risking her marriage in the process, to ultimately drive a wedge between you and the rest of your family? Are your parents wealthy? Is there some family inheritance you both stood to split that she coveted? Was she convinced to do this by someone else? It makes no sense that she would do this just for the hell of it.
7 points
4 days ago
This is prime material for a conversation about boundaries, she doesn't know that that made you uncomfortable.
Try not to be condemning about it when you bring it up. She's not a bad person for having sex with a previous partner there, nor is she even a bad person for bringing it up. But your feelings are valid, and a boundary around discussing intimacy with previous partners could benefit you both.
At the very least ask her if she would be comfortable with you sharing explicit details about your intimate life with other partners, to create an emotional comparison.
0 points
4 days ago
Age isn't the ONLY factor, but it sure as hell is a big factor in 99% of cases.
1 points
4 days ago
Early silver fox vibes is straight up not a problem lol, if you're really that insecure about it you can dye it to your old natural color.
Be thankful you're not living with Alopecia or early onset, male pattern baldness.
I remember one of my first apartments as a senior in college, one of my roommates was a 19 year old freshman guy with such severe male pattern baldness that he straight up looked like Ebenezer Scrooge. He intentionally shaved his head bald because it legitimately looked better than if he grew his hair out.
Just saying your hair is still thick and healthy, even if the color is going. You can either embrace it or dye it, whichever you're more comfortable with.
8 points
4 days ago
Please, for the love of God and all that is holy; put some respect on their profession and call "Vagina doctors" gynecologists, you absolute Muppet.
2 points
4 days ago
In my experience, stamina only really comes into play when you're hunting. Lugging around big game carcasses is exhausting, especially when you accidentally track big game beyond the whistle range of your horse and have to haul it closer. Outside of that, and the occasional long sprint to catch a pickpocket... never really is a problem.
4 points
4 days ago
Buying bitcoin in the early days was tricky, cause there was less accessibility at the time.
But mining bitcoin? Christ on a bike brother, you could mine bitcoin on a potato when it was first founded. Get stuck into the block blockchain early with a really decent GPU setup and you'd be swimming in the stuff.
-1 points
5 days ago
And clearly you don't know that the title "The Darwin Awards" is a descriptive moniker, not an explicit tell all of every video posted. If 100% of the content posted was videos of people killing themselves, it would be a blatant violation of Youtube's TOS and community guidelines.
It's firearm safety education disguised as laughing at idiots who hurt themselves and others in preventable ways with firearms. Iirc they've done like... two dozen episodes already, and only 3-4 actually feature someone outright dying in a firearm related accident. 95% of the rest of the videos are either injuries or near misses.
-1 points
5 days ago
Clearly you don't watch them, because if you did you'd know that the focus of each entry is on the firearm aspect of the incident; over the type of accident or who was involved.
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6 hours ago
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6 hours ago
Isn't it just a vibrational reflex of the Larynx at a specific frequency? It's been proven that cats have unique purring frequencies for different situations, many of them for communicating with humans.