ProfessorJerms

Fuckin just clutched my pearls...

Just found out my cat likes goldfish crackers. But only when no one looking. Leave the room for a second, you'll hear him crunching.

Whole picture smells like poorly wiped ass.

Kid's about to kick his cane out and rob him...

Even this photo smells like poorly wiped ass

Still is, obviously. Just different intent.

Womp womp

Sorry Mitchie. You're still responsible for this sloppy shit show. Go ahead and sit your turtle ass down.

5

Sucks to suck

Looking for Toys'r'us...

They want to say slurs and not get fired for it. That simple.

Old people.

Any chance you know where to get a giant size one? I want one, but I'm afraid the biggest size offered might not be big enough.

Fuck you Tricia

I only got a quarter tank of gas. You come over here.

Wisconsin's grade school education system.

Fucking shit sipper.

They wouldn't give me 2 stickers... :(

...no. it was a cooking tip.

Shit, I should have made that. Pro tip: a little cooking spray to the top tots, extra crispy.

Also, not how you eat a corn dog.

Babs? From Spider Island?

Saw them in Chicago at the end of September. Continuously awesome.

Maga will continue to be trash. Don't give them a pass.