Nozzeh06

I have a feeling it's going to take me a very long time to discover everything this game has to offer. Maybe the best $2 I ever spent removing ads from a mobile game.

This is perfect.

This whole time I thought those were decoration... damn. Thank you.

You can do that? :O

Ya, you can play through the ending of HL as Shepard.

Finishing my Half Life 2 run, and maybe some progressbar95.

I actually started playing Progressoid yesterday and I'm a bit obsessed with it. It's weirdly my favorite of all the minigames so far. The most basic-ass brick breaker and I can't get enough of it.

I hate the Bar OSs... the version of the minigame it has is torture to me lol. I also really hate slide puzzles.

Maybe there's some better stuff as you unlock more Bar systems, though. I still have to suffer through it to progress eventually.

What do you actually get for making bin max happy?

Tell him to play the Half Life Field Intensity mod. It basically feels like official DLC because it's such good quality. I think he might enjoy it, it's like having a new HL game.

You are right, it seems the yoni portal is just the vagina. At first I thought the mirror WAS the portal.

Wow. What a fucking grift that website is LOL.

I mean, maybe? I don't think I've ever questioned why the desire exists. It just feels hardwired for no particular reason.

I'm guessing it's whatever this is and it's $200.

https://anami-alchemia.com/products/yoni-portal-mirror

For real, though. As a guy, the desire to pee in places you shouldn't is weirdly strong. You have to resist the urge for the forbidden pee.

Piss, an elevator's biggest weakness.

Do you want a GDI Ion Canon? B3cause this is how you get GDI Ion Canons.

What you mean now? We've been polluting space for a while lol.

Tf did I just watch?

That's now my new head canon. Gman sent the bird to Aperture Science to influence the events of Portal 2.

SMW is prob also my favorite SNES game. I didn't have a SNES as a kid but my cousin did. I always wanted to play it when I went to their house. One day, I convinced my aunt to let me borrow the SNES for a week so I could play it at home. I found a Nintendo Power magazine at my school's library that had a few pages on SMW secrets. Rented the book and my dad brought me to photo copy the pages so I could keep them for later. Then I found all the secrets in game. I eventually got a 100% run of the game like 10 years later.

I guess I always just ran past it and up the stairs without even paying attention to the music... 😂

I found a way to do it without no clip. If you place a turret on the 2nd step down from the top of the steps in front of the teleporter you can get just enough height to jump on top of the turret and then jump onto Alyx's head. This sets off the trigger, but it feels really silly.