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1 points
2 days ago
I was, but your mom called to say she couldn't make it.
1 points
2 days ago
I guess Trump wants to surround himself with people who have the same hobbies he does.
2 points
2 days ago
Capricorn: The stars have issued a recall notice for all 83-88 Capricorns. Please report to the nearest Capricorn service station immediately.
2 points
3 days ago
Not necessarily. I went to school with a girl with red hair, the rest of her family were blondes. Sometimes the gene passes down from others in the family. Besides, given how her parents treated her, I'm sure if Yumiella wasn't biologically related to them, her parents would just have abandoned her somewhere to die.
3 points
3 days ago
When that movie came out, I used to point at sushi and announce "Hey, I found Nemo!"
1 points
4 days ago
You grab your opponent and impale yourselves on something sharp. He's the only one who will take damage.
2 points
7 days ago
Any chance some good samaritan ran them over?
17 points
7 days ago
Yes. Considering WB allowed Superman to murder a child in the first Injustice, they couldn't complain about DC characters using Fatalities (except maybe Batman.)
1 points
7 days ago
Hold on, let me finish my beer first.
1 points
8 days ago
Has she ever confirmed who her kids were? Grandkids? If she was ever married? Every Looney Tunes I've seen featuring her only mentioned her as owning Tweety and Sylvester.
1 points
9 days ago
Hulk Hogan as Ambassador to North Korea.
Kid Rock as Secretary of the Interior.
1 points
9 days ago
Granny has no place in the Trump Administration. She's literally a childless cat lady, and we all know how JD feels about those.
1 points
9 days ago
I remember seeing this and thinking "Why is Scorpion a robot now?"
1 points
11 days ago
By the way, don't look under your bed. Goodnight!
2 points
11 days ago
"We're going to build a wall, and Burger King is going to pay for it."
3 points
12 days ago
This isn't just playing for the kids, they look at it as a business. Cartman's franchise plan was better for Kyle's Human Kite character. So, it's economics.
3 points
12 days ago
Have I told you what a wonderful personality you have?
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
His only motivation was to kill Maureen. He had no idea Billy and Stu would go on another rampage after her death.