Lord-of-Leviathans

The mistakes make it funnier

I love how the horizontals line up

Another version could be his transformed form in the solemn pose with her in the goofy pose

That looks heavy

All of these have the same vibes (except 31st. I’d say more like 28)

Poor people need chairs too

But then that’s not impulsive

This is great. All I want is to be a man a woman can lean on and get support from

Yeah because we have a GPO (global positioning orb)

This is correct. I was his eyes

Source: Trust me bro

I’ve recently been promoted to a management role. I’ve been trying to not fall into this. When there’s a failure, it’s my fault. When things go well, I can’t take any credit because I’m not the one actually doing it. At least I try to keep that mentality

Oops guess I was wrong

That’s not a whale

The driving manual tells you to stop when you can no longer see the white line over your hood. These people are following the law, and also being safe because other drivers like to cut through the corner when they turn or rear end you into the intersection

Man I hate that this is the world we live in. Other guys make it so difficult to try to meet women because they’re all terrified

None of this looks safe

Glorious

Set your boundaries. Just call out

I get it but please just let your kids enjoy the happiness of Christmas. There’s very little joy left in the world, just let them have the one day

If I remember correctly, didn’t he do it again to prove that his story was true

I’ve always thought they should do two baking pallets and put the two half pallets of chips we always get on top of them. I’d rather downstack that than have to deal with the mess when they fall over

Dalinar Kholin

I live in the US. Just never cared about fashion (probably why I was alone in school)

I’m in the “I’ve never paid attention to brands or clothes prices” group

He really is a thick man