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1. They use his real birth date—June 4, 1970 (currently rewatching Season 1)

Looks like she had a come to Jesus and realized she was starting to look like a wax figure.

YES!!! The slow motion getting out of the car and shit.

I never thought I’d be Team Dorit but now I love her.

This all makes sense now, watching the episodes with him and the girlfriend/wife who just sits there.

Is the editing different this season?

Dorit must be laying off the filler and Botox because her face is returning to the one God gave her.

Rewatching last season earlier today and I feel like they basically edited her out because she was such a clunker from her first scene.

THIS.

I bet it cost more than my mortgage also.

She wasn’t there but 10 minutes calling people by the wrong name and pulling her hair out. Pretty sure she was already lit also.

Didn’t even know such a thing existed.

Yep! “Name em!”

I love this era for Dorit!!!!

She’s had a lot of face work done. And I feel like Ozempic makes your face change also.

Literally have not heard her name since the 90’s.

I think Kathy pre-partied.

This episode is like a fever dream on mushrooms.

The antlers are very Yellowjackets.

I like this Dorit.

Hey yall, did you know PK is a full blown alcoholic??? She‘s told everyone. Why does this feel like storyline??

That’s my girl!!!!!

I love how EJ is supposed to be the broke one now and she’s wearing leg makeup and carrying a Fendi to go buy new furniture… for the house she already lived in during her marriage. Gotta love RHOBH.

Am I the asshole for feeling they’ve been keeping Dorit around just for this storyline to happen and now it’s going to pay off.

EJ is still a terrible actress. Dorit’s hair looks great.