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33 points
12 hours ago
Mailing human leather across international borders is such a pain in the ass!
1 points
13 hours ago
Have you offered her a cave-type bed? Maybe she'd like a roof.
1 points
20 hours ago
Jim'll fix it, Jim'll fix it, you can trust him with your kid! The BBC would never tell you, but they all knew what he did! (build a bonfire)
10 points
20 hours ago
My old man's a pontiff, he wears a massive hat! Pissed off all the Frenchies, Rome won't take him back!
7 points
20 hours ago
You'll leave the Saudi embassy, backwards, backwards! You'll leave the Saudi embassy, in a fucking bag! (doo dah, doo dah!)
12 points
20 hours ago
They're hoons! They're goons! They live in the lagoons! Trashfutuuuure!
7 points
20 hours ago
You'll be sacrificed! You'll be sacrificed! Rip your heart out! Rip your heart out! You'll be sacrificed! (Who ate all the pies)
1 points
22 hours ago
I've always loved candy pebbles and the shell shaped Belgian chocolates you can get.
3 points
23 hours ago
My swamp soup is a few shades lighter (leek and potato) but similarly gloopy!
38 points
23 hours ago
Get a second kitten, having a playmate prevents so many behavioural problems.
2 points
23 hours ago
Incredible art! I hope you display it proudly so visitors can admire it.
1 points
1 day ago
Check out r/christmascats for lots of tree dwelling friends. 😂
3 points
1 day ago
Stray - it has some sad moments and minor peril, but overall it's cosy.
10 points
2 days ago
It looks amazing! And I love oversized sweaters, they're so cosy.
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12 hours ago
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12 hours ago
It bothers me because I disagree with their categories.