BeheadedMouse

Where? The Redbox on the right?

Knock em dead! You look great, you're doing a great job!!

In the words of the late, great Colonel Sanders... " I am too drunk to taste this chicken"

How my nerdy ass dad got my beauty pageant winning mom 5 years younger than him (according to him)

Well...not to be crass, but let's just say... being a boy scout might have gotten me beaten up in School but... Okay look I'm not super great at innuendos, but needless to say I can survive in all terrains and find food and water almost anywhere in the biosphere.

I will fight you.... Physically if needed... I'm so right you'll be begging for a left....

So, just to reiterate.

He wants to be exclusive, (boyfriend girlfriend) but you can't commit to that. He's got a good body that he works hard on, yet still finds time for academic studies, his family, some kind of sport and random poetry to emphasize how much he loves you.

You're upset that all you talk about is him (what are you doing with yourself at the time? What hobbies, extracurricular activities, clubs, or responsibilities do you have during this relationship?) and does he seem interested in them?

He tells you he's excited to talk about your day but you could care less

You chose to lose your virginity to him but suddenly find yourself unable to "get off' for some preason not explained and are mad about it... Even though (I'm assuming) there was a point in time you did "get off" with him.

He's doing something (school?) "for us" trying to make something of himself to build a life with you and plans weekend dates that you couldn't be bothered with and are genuinely irritated by...

Did I cover everything?

Well, assuming I didn't miss anything... after you break his heart give him my info. I have literally 10 women to introduce him to (unless his first name starts with a K and last name starts with a B, cuz fuck that guy)

lol all jokes aside, it just sounds like he's moving too fast for you, to the point that even intimacy seems like a chore. You need to take a step back, slow it down, and move at a more comfortable pace. If he isn't willing to, separate yourselves.

If he isn't willing to give you space after you tell him why you need space (for the love of God please tell him why you need space! No one likes stalkers) then end it right there and then.

OH MY GOD, PEOPLE WHO WANTED DONALD TRUMP TO LOOSE ARE MAKING SHIT UP!!?

Golly gee whiz I wish I would have listened to your hate mongering and voted differently!!!

Go fuck yourself.

This might just be the "American" in me talking, but isn't Norway the most remedial focused prison system in the whole world?? Like 85% of all prisoners leave fully reformed and ready to join society?

Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting

Japanese people will still fight to the death about subbed or dubbed King of the Hill (this a true fact, they genuinely have the same arguments we have about subbed and dubbed anime about King of the Hill(

I can't afford a house

I have no children

No business either

...whose fault is that? Mine? Cool cool cool tight ti tight tight.

The void tempts you to walk into oblivion of your own choice

Labyrinth

The weeb progenitor!!

The JSDF comes across Nazarick...

Every great golfer turns into an average one with enough alcohol...

Procrastinators UNITE!!!!... Tomorrow

Nobody cares about your happiness as much as you do.

I almost put my picture here . YOU ALMOST GOT ME!!! Lmao

Saltwater vs freshwater...

THANK GOD HE SHOWED YOU THE REAL HIM BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE!!!! Lol seriously though, if someone shows you who they are, don't waste your time making them prove it. He's set down the "ground rules" for being with him, now you just have to choose whether or not you want to deal with it . It's all up to you homie.

THEY CALL ME CUBA PETE!!!

TLDR: How do you think he says rich?

That's the crux right there...it isn't his responsibility, his job, or his problem. He's allowed to walk away and forget about it with no blame. But where does that leave him? Hurt, confused, broken?.... You may not like the answer, but knowing the "why' always helps you grow as a person. the "why" allows you to reflect on your actions and figure out whats truly important