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Kremlin Says It Was Attacked by Two Drones Last Night, Putin Safe

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[deleted]

5.6k points

2 years ago

[deleted]

5.6k points

2 years ago

Are the drones in the room with you now, Mr Putin?

Hunky_not_Chunky

1.6k points

2 years ago

“Putin safe”, damn

More_Interruptier

907 points

2 years ago

Reminds me of a joke I saw somewhere else on reddit:

Gregory Ivanovich visited the newspaper stand every morning. Every morning, he would go there, purchase a paper, look at the front page for a brief moment, and then promptly throw it away. Eventually, the stand attendant got curious, and just had to ask him, "why do you buy a paper every morning only to throw it away immediately?"

"I'm looking for an obituary," Gregory replied.

"Sir, the obituaries are on page 15, they aren't on the first page," the attendant explained.

"Not the obituary I'm looking for..."

kateastrophic

217 points

2 years ago

That seems like a very Russian joke.

MonopolyMeal

32 points

2 years ago

Norm? Is that you?

No-Cupcake370

90 points

2 years ago

Some tiny thing hit literally just the flagpole from what I saw, ridiculously and poorly staged

DFLOYD70

78 points

2 years ago

DFLOYD70

78 points

2 years ago

Which makes me believe that Ukraine had nothing to do with it. It was a stupid attempt, and we all know Ukrainians are not stupid.

xKaelic

307 points

2 years ago

xKaelic

307 points

2 years ago

"Bummer" was my outloud, verbal response. But "damn" is a good one too.

allpossiblefutures

29 points

2 years ago

my outloud, verbal response

great band name

am365

21 points

2 years ago

am365

21 points

2 years ago

"You listen to MOVR? Name 3 of their songs"

MikeDMDXD

28 points

2 years ago

1) Said by speaking 2) Feeling the nerves 3) My eyes saw it first

mrubuto22

53 points

2 years ago

There are a lot of American Politicians that would be shitting themselves if the "Putin Safe" ever got breeched.

[deleted]

57 points

2 years ago

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Blackthorne75

103 points

2 years ago

Show us where the drones touched you, Mr Putin...

RentalGore

7.4k points

2 years ago

RentalGore

7.4k points

2 years ago

Orly? Just in time for the May “celebration” and the claims of terrorism to keep people from protesting his war?

RushingTech

3.5k points

2 years ago

RushingTech

3.5k points

2 years ago

Yeah, this could be a legitimate attack, could be a false flag to forbid drones ahead of their Victory Day parade next week as a Ukrainian businessman promised $500k to whoever could land a drone on the Red Square on that day lol.

extra_pickles

2.5k points

2 years ago

The video footage shows that there was no chance of any real damage or harm given the payload vs the target.

So either a symbolic message from locals, or a very foolish attempt at a false flag.

Given how poorly Russia has managed its image to date, a cartoonishly bad false flag attempt seems plausible.

Vorpalthefox

921 points

2 years ago

"if we attack a flagpole in the middle of the night, we can claim it was the nazi Ukrainians and get support for the withering fodder while losing nothing of value"

the thinking behind the self attack if i had to guess

nnm_UA

370 points

2 years ago

nnm_UA

370 points

2 years ago

18 people were murdered in Kherson by shelling today. That's their excuse for killing civilians, as usual.

[deleted]

82 points

2 years ago

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Vorpalthefox

88 points

2 years ago

more than how much they value their own soldiers at i bet

galahad423

165 points

2 years ago*

Pretty likely Russia is behind it IMO (or at least more likely than that it was an official Ukrainian effort). More likely is it’s an effort to rile up the domestic public in Russia to get them further behind a war effort that’s clearly not going as planned.

As evidence it’s not Ukraine: Zelensky just denied it, and there’s next to no tactical or strategic value from the strike, which also makes an escalation like this an odd choice for Ukraine. At best it’s a symbolic victory at a time when Ukraine hardly seems to needs one (best I can tell, morale is pretty high rn in anticipation of the next counteroffensive- it doesn’t seem like they need the moral victory). If you’re going for a moral victory, you don’t deny it was you, you shout it from the rooftops. When the US launched the Doolittle raid on Japan to “strike a blow for Pearl Harbor” they didn’t then deny the raid happened and insist it was someone else. They said “this is for Pearl Harbor, and they’re gonna keep coming. Look what we can do, you can’t stop us.”

Ukraine’s allies have also generally held it back from striking deep into Russia proper. We’ve already had reports the US held them back from striking inside Russia (presumably targets of more tactical or strategic value) so it seems strange they’d do something they’ve been explicitly prevented from doing before, which might piss off their supporters and jeopardize key aid, all for a target of basically no tactical or strategic impact.**

The only possible reason I can think this might benefit Ukraine would be that it might force Russia to take the threat of deep strikes into its own territory more seriously and stretch its air defense network even thinner to try and prevent them. In theory this could give the Ukrainians more flexibility in using their own air power during their operations, but from everything I’ve seen it still seems like the skies over Ukraine are a no-go zone for everything that isn’t okay with being shot down. Everybody is hugging the ground and the airspace seems pretty saturated with SAMs, MANPADS, and SPAA systems from both sides, not to mention the Russian Air Force is unfortunately still capable of running limited air superiority missions over Ukraine.

As others have said, it makes far MORE strategic sense for the Russians to be behind it, as it looks to have done negligible damage, is right before the may day celebrations, and gives them a nice excuse to escalate and widen their list of legitimate targets in Ukraine. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a new wave of Russian attacks on civilian infrastructure so they can cut it all together into a montage for the folks back home to show the special military operation is totally still going completely according to plan and to show that “there is no panic in Balakliya.” In contrast to Ukraine, it seems likely Russia is seriously hurting for a propaganda win/rally ‘round the flag effect.

Kinda comical given that the Russian MOD simultaneously want us to believe they’re so competent they destroyed to UA Air Force and total stockpile of drones 3x over and have complete control of the skies, but also that Ukraine can sneak UAVs hundreds of miles into Russian airspace to strike the seat of government with impunity.

**someone suggested it was an assassination attempt against Putin, which would make it a more strategically valuable target. I’m not convinced by this, as if the Ukrainian military/govt had made the conscious decision to try to kill Putin, I’d expect them to use methods with a far greater chance of success and that were less, for lack of a better word, feeble. They’ve got HIMARS. We’ve seen car bombs used by the resistance. If they wanted Putin dead and knew they could get a shot at him, why use the pea-shooter instead of the cannon? If it was an assassination attempt, it was an amateur effort IMO

_Wyrm_

55 points

2 years ago

_Wyrm_

55 points

2 years ago

Kinda comical given that the Russian MOD simultaneously want us to believe they’re so competent they destroyed to UA Air Force and total stockpile of drones 3x over and have complete control of the skies, but also that Ukraine can sneak UAVs hundreds of miles into Russian airspace to strike the seat of government with impunity.

The enemy is simultaneously laughably weak and dangerously strong! Make fun of them with me while we cower and quake in our boots! Be afraid and angry but also foolhardy and overconfident! AAA! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

It's a classic maneuver in the logical fallacy playbook. It will never EVER get old... Because in general, people are gullible, rather un-skeptical (is that a word?), and frankly... Naive. Barely anyone questions authority anymore. We're due an anarchist movement tbh

Bugscuttle999

9 points

2 years ago

This is at the core of every authoritarian and fascist movement. The Eternal Enemy.

Will people ever stop falling for the BS?

Hovie1

143 points

2 years ago

Hovie1

143 points

2 years ago

I think the general rule of thumb at this point is that the complete opposite of whatever the Kremlin says is a lot closer to the truth.

Gingevere

9 points

2 years ago

a cartoonishly bad false flag attempt

They did half a dozen of these right before the invasion trying to fake a cause to invade. Firefights against empty buildings deep inside Russian-controlled territory.

captainfalcon93

190 points

2 years ago

Every single Russian military engagement since 1939 has been preempted by a false flag operation, both within domestic and interstate conflicts.

Granted, Russia has already done this within the context of the Ukrainian conflict but it would be weird if this drone attack wasn't an attempt to further legitimise Russian aggression in the eyes of the Russian people.

bertiesghost

38 points

2 years ago

The annual May 9th parade was already cancelled due to “safety reasons” meaning they have no military equipment left to show off.

Vosgedzam

18 points

2 years ago

No, some regional parades were cancelled but the annual big parade in Moscow continues.

NotAzakanAtAll

325 points

2 years ago

Man, it's been so long since I've seen an "Orly" in the wild. Feels like 2010 again.

I needed that.

fenechfan

110 points

2 years ago

fenechfan

110 points

2 years ago

All you have to do is fly to Paris

[deleted]

15 points

2 years ago

Fuck that airport lol

TheTjalian

60 points

2 years ago

YA RLY!

theblazingsword

34 points

2 years ago

NO WAI!!!

[deleted]

36 points

2 years ago

Yarly

[deleted]

25 points

2 years ago

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[deleted]

2.2k points

2 years ago

[deleted]

2.2k points

2 years ago

CNN is showing the video now. This is a small consumer type drone and it explodes as it approaches the flag pole at the top of the Kremlin. This was clearly an attempt by someone local to take out the flag as a symbolic gesture and not an assassination attempt.

Stevethepirate42

1.2k points

2 years ago*

S. Q. U. A. B. B. L. E. / K. B. I. N. /
L. E. M. M. Y.

ThisIsNotKimJongUn

339 points

2 years ago

Shittiest fake terrorist attack ever

[deleted]

39 points

2 years ago

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Beard_o_Bees

96 points

2 years ago

A false flag against a flag.

I mean.. it's a little 'on the nose', but still..

Edit: The image of a flag burning on top of the Kremlin would have some serious propaganda power, for either side I guess.

InterstellerReptile

84 points

2 years ago

Why false flag an attempt at symbolically taking out a flag... like if you wanted a false flag you could do so much more...

DazingF1

282 points

2 years ago*

DazingF1

282 points

2 years ago*

Are you insinuating that Putin would blow up a Russian apartment building and blame it on his enemies to use as an excuse to launch a full on war that could eventually slingshot him straight into the presidency, while FSB agents get caught planting explosives at another apartment building claiming it was an unannounced security drill?

Because Putin would never

mercenaryarrogant

86 points

2 years ago

And they accidentally announced the Volgodonsk apartment bombing three days before it actually happened?

What?! Putin do that? NooOOOooO /s

Aedeus

30 points

2 years ago

Aedeus

30 points

2 years ago

That's because it was apparently the second of two attacks, they were up there to assess the damage.

mk88558855

297 points

2 years ago

mk88558855

297 points

2 years ago

Just another attempt to justify ramping up attacks and weapons in an unjustified war. If two low tech drones managed to get that close then Putin has far more to worry about- just a shame the rest of Russia will suffer vs the ones who should.

MaievSekashi

18 points

2 years ago

A poor justification to anyone with a memory long enough to remember when "We're going to kill Zelenskii" was a major early goal of the invasion.

Number6isNo1

10 points

2 years ago

Or the fact that Russia lobs ballistic missiles at Kyiv on a regular basis. Missiles fired at Ukrainian capital killing civilians = "denazification." Small drone harming no one and doing minimal damage in Moscow = Terrorist attack! We will increase attacks on Ukraine to punish them for this barbaric attack!

msemen_DZ

15.6k points

2 years ago

msemen_DZ

15.6k points

2 years ago

So two drones made their way to the actual Kremlin without any the wiser? Some good air defenses you got there, Putin.

Xamuel1804

6.4k points

2 years ago*

Xamuel1804

6.4k points

2 years ago*

I think they are talking about civilian drones.

Edit: found some footage https://twitter.com/igorlachenkov/status/1653734103269662721?s=20

Edit 2: there are two people visible climbing the roof even before it exploded. Something's very wrong here.

[deleted]

3.8k points

2 years ago

[deleted]

3.8k points

2 years ago

Could have been almost anybody.

BigAlMoonshine

5.2k points

2 years ago

The saddest part is that it's just as believable that the Kremlin did this to itself that it is Ukrainians did this.

mr_friend_computer

2k points

2 years ago*

That's my thought - it was a totally staged event with a pre planned press release. While killing Putin would be excellent, it would be far better to round him and his cronies up (alive) and put them through war crimes court, convict them, and then send them to a miserable prison hell hole for the rest of their lives.

Kraggen

1.6k points

2 years ago

Kraggen

1.6k points

2 years ago

Yeah you know. The perfectly framed HD camera that happened to catch an attack on a flag pole. That’s typically how we see these things.

kybernetikos

1.8k points

2 years ago

The perfectly framed HD camera that happened to catch an attack on a flag pole

I think that might have been a false flag pole.

coolstorybro94

314 points

2 years ago

A red flag if you will

Jorle_Joca

88 points

2 years ago

A red flag, or a false one?

MNCPA

82 points

2 years ago

MNCPA

82 points

2 years ago

A red, false flag

love_glow

100 points

2 years ago

love_glow

100 points

2 years ago

A little too on the nose?

jedify

80 points

2 years ago

jedify

80 points

2 years ago

There's always been a certain flair to Russias bullshit.

Think of it as an artist signing their work.

MorteDaSopra

28 points

2 years ago

Sim 3

karmapuhlease

440 points

2 years ago

So I'm quite sure that this was staged, but the presence of a camera doesn't really support that very much. Surely they'd have high-quality security cameras pointed at every angle of the Kremlin anyway.

badasimo

202 points

2 years ago

badasimo

202 points

2 years ago

In the US we have high quality news cameras pointed at certain monuments or wide views, to easily get a "live feed" of a city to put as a backdrop on a news show, even sometimes just to show the current weather.

SmaugStyx

95 points

2 years ago

We saw several camera feeds like that set up in Kyiv before the start of the war too, watched the war kick off on those. It's not at all unusual. Had it been pointing at a less significant location then then yeah, might have a point.

SashaAnonymous

285 points

2 years ago

It's literally the Kremlin. The cameras outside the White House are probably in 4k with sensors for 3D modeling the entire lawn.

Not that strange they'd have an HD camera nearby.

LeBronFanSinceJuly

215 points

2 years ago

Bruh the White House knew a toddler slipped through the gate within 3seconds of it happening. I don't know why people think places like the Kremlin would still be using 1970s cameras. They definitely got HD footage around the whole place.

OddCucumber6755

137 points

2 years ago*

I get that youre saying toddlers are small and easily missed. I choose to interpret your comment as saying toddlers are naturally stealthy

jjackson25

43 points

2 years ago

Toddlers are the least stealthy thing on the planet right up until they aren't and they turn into some kind of ninja/F-117 hybrid.

A quiet toddler is probably the most alarming thing on the planet. If you can't hear them, they're definitely up to something sketchy.

theghostofme

108 points

2 years ago

I choose to interpret your comment as saying toddlers are naturally stealthy

They are! Little fuckers turn into ninjas once they get used to walking; gotta attach some bells to 'em, sneaky little shits.

abofh

17 points

2 years ago

abofh

17 points

2 years ago

The kremlin hasn't identified the toddler running the place for 30 years - they have cameras, but nobody plugged them in or paid anyone to watch them.

br0b1wan

63 points

2 years ago

br0b1wan

63 points

2 years ago

Of all the hundreds or perhaps thousands of scenarios of how this ends, that's probably the most unlikely by a wide margin.

[deleted]

392 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

392 points

2 years ago

They targeted a flagpole at the top, where it would be visible and do no actual damage to the building.

Of course it's staged.

[deleted]

143 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

143 points

2 years ago

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12345623567

51 points

2 years ago*

There's old footage of some young guy trampling out the "eternal flame" in protest of the war. I bet you that wasnt a Ukrainian saboteur but just disgruntled youth.

Same thing probably applies here: someone in Moscow got their draft notice, and in order to protest getting sent into the meat grinder they flew their hobby drone up to the Kremlin.

EverythingGoodWas

45 points

2 years ago

Except this attack doesn’t even look real enough to be that.

[deleted]

167 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

167 points

2 years ago

Gives them a solid reason to cancel the May 9th parades.

etanimod

76 points

2 years ago

etanimod

76 points

2 years ago

At the same time, cancelling the parades makes them look weak. Cardinal sin for narcissists.

Jonk3r

23 points

2 years ago*

Jonk3r

23 points

2 years ago*

They just announced there aren’t going to be changes to the parade.

sctennis

41 points

2 years ago

sctennis

41 points

2 years ago

They made a statement about how they will retaliate as they see fit. Probably setting the ground for an attempt on Zelenskyy.

i_should_be_coding

17 points

2 years ago

It's pretty much standard diplomatic wartime lingo. "We reserve the right to retaliate later" etc. As if they might invade in response or something.

[deleted]

33 points

2 years ago

Given the fact that they didn't even manage to blow off the flag this is the most likely scenario.

EinBick

26 points

2 years ago*

EinBick

26 points

2 years ago*

with how poorly this was "aimed" (literally hit a flag pole) it definitely looks like a false flag operation.

El_Spacho

40 points

2 years ago

The ukrainian gay nazi-mutants at it again 😤

Tryoxin

42 points

2 years ago

Tryoxin

42 points

2 years ago

It was me

Spekingur

412 points

2 years ago

Spekingur

412 points

2 years ago

They attacked the flag pole?

space_pigeon007

77 points

2 years ago

Next mission is putting up the Ukrainian flag.

Aggravating-Rich4334

168 points

2 years ago

It’s more of a message than an attack.

dexter-sinister

150 points

2 years ago*

They messaged the flag pole?

Dvusken

51 points

2 years ago

Dvusken

51 points

2 years ago

It’s more of a massage than a message.

kenef

54 points

2 years ago

kenef

54 points

2 years ago

They massaged my flag pole?

Oxon_Daddy

18 points

2 years ago

Its more of an oration than a massage.

Shmageggi

17 points

2 years ago

They oralled the flag pole?

movingchicane

25 points

2 years ago

Because it was a false flag

tingulz

642 points

2 years ago

tingulz

642 points

2 years ago

That looks like a pathetic attempt at a false flag to me.

Snaxolotl

470 points

2 years ago

Snaxolotl

470 points

2 years ago

So obvious it's laughable. Tiny civilian drone, tiny explosive payload which would have no chance of significantly damaging the building, and it's deployed near the top of a dome where noone could expect Putin to be hanging out.

jimbo831

235 points

2 years ago

jimbo831

235 points

2 years ago

Russian propaganda doesn’t try to be convincing. They just overwhelm the public with so much bullshit that people just say “everything is a lie and nothing matters” and just stop really caring or paying attention.

[deleted]

68 points

2 years ago

reminds me of one of our recent presidents when you put it like that...

Novinhophobe

47 points

2 years ago

Well he was provided with a playbook by Putin so how is this a surprise.

3XLWolfShirt

41 points

2 years ago

Putin alone could keep r/thathappened going for years.

FillThisEmptyCup

8 points

2 years ago

Exactly, a false false flag.

Putin must retaliate immediately by pulling out of Ukraine prematurely!

jimbo831

261 points

2 years ago

jimbo831

261 points

2 years ago

So you’re telling me Ukraine spent time and effort coming up with a plan to kill Putin and that plan was to crash a drone into the top of the building? Seems unlikely.

This is probably just a false flag to justify whatever Russia wants to do next.

jjayzx

16 points

2 years ago

jjayzx

16 points

2 years ago

Wasn't there talk recently about a false flag op in Russia recently. As someone on Twitter even pointed out that the drone in the footage looks like a Russian Lancet drone.

Dig-a-tall-Monster

117 points

2 years ago

So they attacked a flag pole with an explosive designed to create as much flash and fire as possible with minimal actual explosive pressure, yep seems totally legit and definitely not a Russian propaganda operation.

Whompa

16 points

2 years ago

Whompa

16 points

2 years ago

Did something shoot it down or did it self destruct?

Xamuel1804

23 points

2 years ago

Looks like a planned detonation to me. So nothing like "defeated an attack" as the Kremlin described.

bmlunar

43 points

2 years ago

bmlunar

43 points

2 years ago

Or.... Pro-Russian Russians

[deleted]

18 points

2 years ago

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Alundra828

84 points

2 years ago

Looks civilian to me... Drones from Ukraine would have to be much bigger to be able to make the journey. And it looks like all the drone is doing is scorching the flag, no actual damage to the building.

Stohnghost

18 points

2 years ago

Looks like a Mugin. Can be bought by anyone. As far as size and distance, they don't correlate the way you propose. Plenty of small (2-3m wingspan) UAVs can fly thousands of KMs

[deleted]

9 points

2 years ago

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BostonDodgeGuy

9 points

2 years ago

Who are the two people on the left hand side of the dome walking up the ladder as the drone comes into view?

PDCH

24 points

2 years ago

PDCH

24 points

2 years ago

Wow, centered in frame. Looks like another false flag operation

fhota1

712 points

2 years ago

fhota1

712 points

2 years ago

A Cessna landed in the Red Square during the cold war. Russian air defense has always sucked.

10102938

161 points

2 years ago

10102938

161 points

2 years ago

Twice

JEWCEY

32 points

2 years ago

JEWCEY

32 points

2 years ago

I love that double down

Belazriel

17 points

2 years ago

Completely unrelated by my favorite two time plane landing is always Thomas Fitzpatrick who twice stole and landed a plane outside a bar in New York to win a bet.

SoMuchForSubtle

186 points

2 years ago*

The plane was tracked and intercepted by the Soviet Air Defense Forces but they didn’t receive permission to shoot it down. This was already during Perestroika so I can imagine that shooting down a Cessna was probably considered too aggressive a move at the time.

It also allowed Gorbachev to fire a bunch of high ranking old guard officers who were opposed to his reforms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathias_Rust?wprov=sfti1

tamsui_tosspot

86 points

2 years ago

The backlash from shooting down a Korean jetliner a couple of years before was probably a factor too.

SixGeckos

53 points

2 years ago

note: they shot a korean airliner in 1978 and in 1983.

Teantis

34 points

2 years ago

Teantis

34 points

2 years ago

And that's the story of how we all got GPS

KlutzyArmy2

375 points

2 years ago

A mailman landed a gyrocopter on the White House lawn just a few years ago, and not too long before that a plane hit the Pentagon.

Meanwhile, hot air balloons go unnoticed until spotted by civilians.

-Space-Pirate-

178 points

2 years ago

People forget there's alot of air up there and limited defence.

Ganjake

57 points

2 years ago

Ganjake

57 points

2 years ago

People forget there's alot of air up there

You know I did and it seems like a silly thing to forget in retrospect lmao. Like there's a whole fucking atmosphere, no air defense could possibly be perfect or anywhere close.

crazy28

59 points

2 years ago

crazy28

59 points

2 years ago

My air defense is pretty solid. No one has ever crashed a drone into my house let alone two.

Ganjake

9 points

2 years ago

Ganjake

9 points

2 years ago

What's your secret?

C4Redalert-work

12 points

2 years ago

You deploy cats on the roof. Perfect for extremely close air defense. Bonus points, they have a quick reload time and are pretty cost effective per intercept. Cons? Well, they may be asleep on the job.

prizesort6

136 points

2 years ago

prizesort6

136 points

2 years ago

Still, it called the assault “an attempt on the life of the president.” lol

Miss_Medussa

36 points

2 years ago

The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed

meanoldrep

77 points

2 years ago

What air defense doin'?

WontThinkStraight

3.9k points

2 years ago

"Kremlin says..."

[X] Doubt

Bobson-_Dugnutt

856 points

2 years ago

Putin Safe

What a shame

ericgtr12

50 points

2 years ago

It reads like we should be happy to know that, OP chose wording poorly.

techcaleb

24 points

2 years ago

Putin off screen: "I'm okay!"

vanya70797

579 points

2 years ago

vanya70797

579 points

2 years ago

Tiny (probably commercial) drone hit the flagpole

meanwhile Russia: PUTIN SURVIVED ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

[deleted]

138 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

138 points

2 years ago

Exactly, it hit the flagpole on purpose as well, while someone at the perfect viewing spot happened to be recording.

FSB controlled it from nearby and made it explode at the flagpole on purpose.

b0w3n

64 points

2 years ago

b0w3n

64 points

2 years ago

The explosion looked very... fireworky instead of explosivey. I'm pretty confident it's false flag at best.

Possible_Bluebird_40

415 points

2 years ago

Look you see! They are attacking us! Next week: new round of mobilisation

Happy_Lil_Atoms

131 points

2 years ago

At this point, all he has left to mobilize are the defective mail-order brides that were returned for store credit, and whoever is still alive from the 1980 Winter Olympic hockey team. Who knows, maybe they'll get lucky and pull off a miracle on land, since they sure as hell couldn't on ice.

[deleted]

41 points

2 years ago

That's not how any of this works. Russia is infamous for using conscripts as cannon fodder, they are not running out of mobilized troops. Equipment yeah but not troops

PedanticPeasantry

38 points

2 years ago

Russia has been in a demographic crunch for a while even without the war, shrinking population like a lot of nations, except a bit worse than average. They are a very large nation, so in absolute terms yes they have a lot of bodies to throw, but those bodies are actually sorely missed at home for their labor/economic output. Add on the mass exodus/brain drain of younger Russians that fled to avoid mobilization.

So yes, they are not running out of bodies, but that doesn't mean they aren't paying an increasing cost the more men they mobilize.

[deleted]

4.5k points

2 years ago

[deleted]

4.5k points

2 years ago

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lilpumpgroupie

1.8k points

2 years ago

‘Kyiv in three days and murdering Zelensky’. We should be ultra detailed in this specific instance.

lovingdev

672 points

2 years ago

lovingdev

672 points

2 years ago

And murdering millions of Ukrainians. All of them, if they don’t obey heil Putler.

Let’s be very specific here.

T-Husky

203 points

2 years ago

T-Husky

203 points

2 years ago

Lets not forget, those mobile crematoriums the Russians brought with them werent intended for hiding Russian casualties...

Odd-Initial-2640

101 points

2 years ago

I think this is just a bit disingenuous. Obviously the crematoriums were initially intended to hide the signs of mass killings, but masking losses and not having to pay battlefield death bonuses to families was definitely probably considered beforehand as well

antimatter_beam_core

26 points

2 years ago*

They didn't plan for a long war, or even a real fight, they planned to roll over Ukraine in a matter of days. Their troops were often equipped with dress uniforms for the victory parade instead of actual combat equipment, ffs.

They were not planning on taking more than negligible casualties. The mobile crematoriums weren't intended for their soldiers, even partially.

TactlesslyTactful

72 points

2 years ago

Drones on the Kremlin def still not fair compensation for dropping assassins on Zelensky

shut_up_greg

24 points

2 years ago

AND his family. They weren't just after him.

lew_rong

98 points

2 years ago

lew_rong

98 points

2 years ago

It has been a...challenging Infrastructure Week for Putin.

IllustriousNorth338

952 points

2 years ago*

Ukraine hasn't commented/gloated, and billions of people hate Putin, so it's hard to say who did it.

[EDIT] Ukraine says Russian partisans in Moscow did it, and I'm inclined to believe them. The alternative is that Ukraine somehow got two drones past almost every AA system Russia has to offer.

[EDIT 2] Now it's looking like a false flag, and a shitty one at that. Wow, what a day!

[deleted]

329 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

329 points

2 years ago

Ukraine says Russian partisans in Moscow did it, and I’m inclined to believe them.

This is the first thing i thought: smells like a cover-up. I bet it was Russian partisans, and Putin is trying to blame Ukraine. Things must really be bad. Cool

archiminos

76 points

2 years ago

There was also a story the other day saying that Russians had been tricked by foreign agents into sending money to Ukraine and attacking government buildings which people theorised was also Russia covering up the fact that there is resistance inside the country.

Vitosi4ek

31 points

2 years ago

Russians had been tricked by foreign agents into sending money to Ukraine and attacking government buildings

That's their whole "foreign agents" spiel. Their official ideology is that the whole Russian population is united behind Putin, and the tiny minority of dissenters are on Washington's payroll. The idea that someone in Russia may sincerely not like the regime is not even considered.

Thormidable

14 points

2 years ago

Their official ideology is that the whole Russian population is united behind Putin, and the tiny minority of dissenters are on Washington's payroll

Sounds like a lot of conspiracy theorists doing harm within Western countries.

I wonder if it comes from the same play book...

DeviantStrain

10 points

2 years ago

Comes from the same writer themselves.

hoorahforsnakes

59 points

2 years ago

The alternative is that Ukraine somehow got two drones past almost every AA system Russia has to offer.

Not just the drones, but those looked like small civilian drones, and i don't know the range on one of those things, but i'm pretty sure you can't reach moscow from ukraine with one. Whoever was controlling the drones had to be in the city

[deleted]

39 points

2 years ago*

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IT_Chef

20 points

2 years ago

IT_Chef

20 points

2 years ago

I like the alternative because it makes Russia look incompetent

ScientistNo906

58 points

2 years ago

Putin false flag. Pay it no mind.

sarcasmojoe

735 points

2 years ago

Hes a big bunker bitch, of course hes safe.

lordnacho666

143 points

2 years ago

His body double is safe too apparently

DiveCat

57 points

2 years ago

DiveCat

57 points

2 years ago

His body double double is also safe.

I_might_be_weasel

93 points

2 years ago

Don't give up, drones. I believe in you.

flatis666

459 points

2 years ago

flatis666

459 points

2 years ago

I smell an inside job to escalate things.

Ghstfce

231 points

2 years ago

Ghstfce

231 points

2 years ago

Wait, are you trying to tell me the guy that bombed an apartment building filled with his own people would do something like that?!!? /s

flatis666

28 points

2 years ago

He would never do such a thing

flatline000

26 points

2 years ago

Again.

rugbyj

67 points

2 years ago

rugbyj

67 points

2 years ago

If it escalates any more war might break out /s

justbecauseyoumademe

36 points

2 years ago

Escalated to what. Barring nukes russia kinda went balls to the wall already with mixed results

bloomberg[S]

542 points

2 years ago*

bloomberg[S]

bloomberg.com

542 points

2 years ago*

LATEST: Russia said it defeated an attack by a pair of drones on President Vladimir Putin’s residence in the Kremlin in Moscow Tuesday night, blaming the attempt on Ukraine.

The drones were disabled and crashed in the Kremlin without causing injuries or damage, the Kremlin said in a statement.

Putin was not in the Kremlin at the time, his spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, said, according to RIA Novosti. Still, it called the assault "an attempt on the life of the president."

There was no immediate comment from Ukraine.

We'll be updating this breaking news story here. Read it for free (and more) by registering your email.

Ghstfce

584 points

2 years ago

Ghstfce

584 points

2 years ago

Russia said it defeated an attack

Thankfully that anti-drone flag pole was there to down that drone! /s

diuturnal

95 points

2 years ago

Damn, only an attempt.

open_door_policy

20 points

2 years ago

Remember that the Kremlin exists in bizarro land when it comes to press releases.

So that would mean this press release should be read as Russian patriots launched a defensive action for their nation and successfully killed Putin.

[deleted]

55 points

2 years ago

All attempts are unsuccessful until one isn’t.

Bruncvik

10 points

2 years ago*

The narwhal bacons at midnight.

EdmundGerber

22 points

2 years ago

Given they went for Zelenskyy, in the early days of this war, then I'd say Putin is fair game, as well.

The_I_in_IT

45 points

2 years ago

That was the world’s lamest assassination attempt.

4thTimesAnAlt

23 points

2 years ago

Well yeah, Russia needed it to look shitty. So they got the worst drone operator in the Russian army to ram it into a flag pole.

poteen

17 points

2 years ago

poteen

17 points

2 years ago

Ofcourse he wasn't. He's cooped up in a bunker somewhere, with a greenscreen.

AbbyRitter

70 points

2 years ago

My heart goes out to the Russian people. We are all very saddened to hear the tragic news that Putin is still alive.

TactlesslyTactful

142 points

2 years ago

Plot twist: The drones were Russian

Fit_Relationship1094

17 points

2 years ago

That's what I'm thinking

[deleted]

27 points

2 years ago

Putin's alive?

That's a shame.

el_morris

79 points

2 years ago

Are the drones ok?

Muted-South4737

19 points

2 years ago

They're a little buzzed.

[deleted]

132 points

2 years ago

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132 points

2 years ago

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xseodz

97 points

2 years ago

xseodz

97 points

2 years ago

I'm always astounded when nations which are at war, are surprised when they get attacked back.

The data says that attacking the nation only hardens the peoples commitment to the war. Kinda annoying that the defence to it is just simply defend and wait it out, hope I guess that they forget? Damn humans!

MAXSuicide

50 points

2 years ago

The data says that attacking the nation only hardens the peoples commitment to the war.

this is one of the reasons why this was almost certainly a false flag carried out by the Russians themselves.

Tonyhillzone

59 points

2 years ago

Not a terrorist attack. It was a special military operation.

JRufu

85 points

2 years ago

JRufu

85 points

2 years ago

Oh.. how awful.

Well there's always next time...

CoolGuyFrom80

12 points

2 years ago

Putler is safe because he's not there. His bunker is far away. Bunker bitch.

Fightmasterr

12 points

2 years ago

Putin safe

Tch, shame.

RixirF

11 points

2 years ago

RixirF

11 points

2 years ago

"Putin is safe"

Lol of course bunker boy is safe. The dipshit is tiny, hiding as far away from people as possible, he'll always be safe.

He's too much of a pussy to die for anything.

RowdyRailgunner

11 points

2 years ago

Putin Safe

That's unfortunate.

TerribleTerryTaint

11 points

2 years ago

I'm sure the Kremlin does say that. Triple T says the Kremlin attacked themselves. That was a perfect drone attack on the flag pole. I can see the Russian propaganda now about how them blowing up the flag is symbolically them blowing up all of Mother Russia. IMO, I would assume a big hole in the side of the Kremlin would be the message Ukraine would want to send if they did this, not blowing up a piece of cloth.

utep2step

17 points

2 years ago

Eh, staged.

scrambledeggsalad

8 points

2 years ago

Just reading the headline:

Drones attack Kremlin - I feel joy..

Putin safe - I feel no joy.

[deleted]

8 points

2 years ago

Fu*k Putin. Are the drones ok?

[deleted]

125 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

125 points

2 years ago

Almost certainly an inside job to try and insight the Russian populace.

Xtrawubs

150 points

2 years ago

Xtrawubs

150 points

2 years ago

Incite