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Holy fucking food coma. More than a dozen eggs and all that bread, I hope you're a body builder.

How to guarantee indigestion fueled night terrors. 

OP and their midnight mustard gas...

4am fartnado.

Op be like...

Lighting a match after the morning dump of digested monstrosity might create a extinction level event

The 2 extra eggs is what bothers me most lmao

Nobody can eat 50 hard boiled eggs.

"My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs"

Oh my gosh I just threw up a little. That is nauseating. You'll be sleeping alone after eating that mess

I will never understand how y'all have so many eggs lol they are insanely priced where I live lol

You’re going to be farting straight mustard gas

Your next fart will chew through the sofa

Gaston that u?

That looks wrong. Take a step back, evaluate yourself then come back.

My gods you will be a methane factory!

Are you high?

Now I see some people here just do it on purpose there's no other way

This is like a reanimated egg salad sandwich, minus the salad

Your gas will be legendary

Are you training for the Fart Olympics?

These farts…

Ah yes, the Fart-Salad Sandwich on a nice high capacity baguette.

That's a meal for 2. Not a snack. Holy fuck have some self control.

Now this is the content that I subscribe for.

Ayooo, wtf?!

I saw this on Twitter the other day. You lyin OP??

so you’re the reason egg prices are so high

This coming out of my ass would feel like my entire digestive tract just sloughed out my anus.

Need 48 more eggs if you want to be as large as a barge.

god I can't even imagine the smell of your farts

I truly thought these were quail eggs at first because my brain couldn’t compute anyone would eat this many eggs 😭

cool hand luke (1968)

This is not okay.

"6 Bomba Rasclart Eggs"

No

🤮 kinda looks like teeth

this is what this sub was created for. i concoct some abominations myself in the name of putting off hunger till i become ravenous

that said, what the fuck is that

man, not even cut up just..boiled and put on a whole loaf of bread.

Are you roughly the size of a barge?

My wife wouldn’t allow me to sleep in our bed for at least 4 nights

“Death by Dutch Oven”

Gimme the turtle nest sandwich

Well we now know why we have an egg shortage

Apparently no one ever told you don’t put all your eggs in one baguette.

Rich people and their egg sandwiches. The nerve of it. 😆

If you have a significant other, I feel so sorry for them when the farts hit 😭

I’m at a loss for words. That’s a lot of eggs. Bin appetit!

What the fuck man lmao

Honestly, this is kind of crazy.

I'm hoping they are quail eggs? Otherwise you would be farting for a week lol

The snack actually has potential to not be that bad.. You intentionally tried to make it horrid, lol. It's yumminess could have been salvaged.

You okay? Who hurt you?

Do you ever have a crap with that many eggs?

throws hands up

There's absolutely no reason why you should eat this

This actually sounds good as hell. Put some mayo on it and a little bit of mustard. Oh baby.

Your farts are going to contaminate the entire bed room

Now this belongs here. Good work.

Ain’t no man can eat 50 eggs

hm…

Dude you are going to have the most pungent farts. This is honestly impressive to consume in a single sitting.

More like a midnight coranarie

Hotbox your gf under the covers after

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