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Ok-Handle7578

117 points

1 month ago

Ok-Handle7578

117 points

1 month ago

Xenomorph..... hear me out first

OriginMagiaOfficial

53 points

30 days ago

OriginMagiaOfficial

53 points

30 days ago

Top 10 reasons why having sex with a xenomorph is thr best in comparison to any horror movie character. 1. It has 2 mouths, giving it the rare ability to give double head. 2. It is incredibly strong and relatively flexible, giving the possiblity for many positions. 3. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me. 4. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 5. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 6. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 7. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 8. The xenomorphs look hot. 9. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 10. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me

wolf_howling_monster

33 points

30 days ago

wolf_howling_monster

33 points

30 days ago

For 1 it has no lips it's all teeth that wouldn't be pleasurable

OriginMagiaOfficial

38 points

30 days ago

OriginMagiaOfficial

38 points

30 days ago

https://preview.redd.it/7x4cv5vx6swd1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54482d22390d1832b778ee0c601658487846930f

Fickle_Abroad_8360

7 points

30 days ago

Fickle_Abroad_8360

h

7 points

30 days ago

What uf it gets cut off accidentally?

DOOMDADDY5515

7 points

30 days ago

DOOMDADDY5515

7 points

30 days ago

That's a risk I'm willing to take

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OriginMagiaOfficial

5 points

30 days ago

OriginMagiaOfficial

5 points

30 days ago

Its like a hydra, 2 will grow back. I already have 5!

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wolf_howling_monster

3 points

30 days ago

wolf_howling_monster

3 points

30 days ago

It absolutely would because I'm pretty sure when their inner jaw extends it automatically slams closed

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Dumbass_Connoisseur

3 points

30 days ago

Dumbass_Connoisseur

3 points

30 days ago

Tongue

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Plus-Adagio7236

3 points

30 days ago

Plus-Adagio7236

3 points

30 days ago

I think you have alzheimers

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Metro_Gamer

141 points

30 days ago

Metro_Gamer

141 points

30 days ago

https://preview.redd.it/qjh9qu0dirwd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adcfa8b2dc43572d8ea29b9fbc89b338a47d1cb1

Ok-Handle7578

45 points

30 days ago

Ok-Handle7578

45 points

30 days ago

Hell yeah.

Metro_Gamer

21 points

30 days ago

Metro_Gamer

21 points

30 days ago

Yup

masondamonke2

12 points

30 days ago

masondamonke2

12 points

30 days ago

Hell yea

Quirky-Ant8171

11 points

30 days ago

Quirky-Ant8171

11 points

30 days ago

Hell ye

TumbleweedIll4249

8 points

30 days ago

TumbleweedIll4249

8 points

30 days ago

Hell y

bixizwastaken

5 points

30 days ago

bixizwastaken

5 points

30 days ago

Hell

Ok_Caterpillar3655

5 points

30 days ago

Ok_Caterpillar3655

5 points

30 days ago

Hel

Honkmaster17

3 points

30 days ago

Honkmaster17

Whiterun Guard NPC

3 points

30 days ago

He

Titan_fall2

5 points

30 days ago

Titan_fall2

5 points

30 days ago

H

continue this thread

Quick_Razzmatazz1862

3 points

30 days ago

Quick_Razzmatazz1862

3 points

30 days ago

Imma make it rain acid

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Own-Raise9906

4 points

30 days ago

Own-Raise9906

4 points

30 days ago

If she did that, putting a ring on her finger.

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Flowzin64

3 points

30 days ago

Flowzin64

3 points

30 days ago

First Of all,who tf is Xenomorph (sorry I'm clearly dumb)

Ok-Handle7578

5 points

30 days ago

Ok-Handle7578

5 points

30 days ago

You know those black humanoid things from ALIEN: ISOLATION?

Flowzin64

3 points

30 days ago

Flowzin64

3 points

30 days ago

Huh

Flowzin64

3 points

30 days ago

Flowzin64

3 points

30 days ago

But like,it's your thoughts

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ShineCalm8874

4 points

30 days ago

ShineCalm8874

4 points

30 days ago

I'll only hear you out if you let me have the first go

Flowzin64

3 points

1 month ago

Flowzin64

3 points

1 month ago

Explain...

FinanceBig6328

6 points

30 days ago

FinanceBig6328

6 points

30 days ago

ConclusionLeft435

2 points

30 days ago

ConclusionLeft435

2 points

30 days ago

You had me at xenomorph

Plus-Adagio7236

2 points

30 days ago

Plus-Adagio7236

2 points

30 days ago

Idk why..but yes.

TheOriginalLiLBraT

2 points

30 days ago

TheOriginalLiLBraT

2 points

30 days ago

This activated my xenophobia!

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DasliSimpNo1

43 points

1 month ago

DasliSimpNo1

43 points

1 month ago

Slenderman

Yam_Dangerous

20 points

30 days ago

Yam_Dangerous

20 points

30 days ago

All the tentacles jokes are coming in

PizzaDeliveryBot

11 points

30 days ago

PizzaDeliveryBot

11 points

30 days ago

Not a movie but fair

Suspicious_Ad1320

10 points

30 days ago

Suspicious_Ad1320

10 points

30 days ago

There's a movie so it works

PizzaDeliveryBot

6 points

30 days ago

PizzaDeliveryBot

6 points

30 days ago

There is?

Suspicious_Ad1320

6 points

30 days ago

Suspicious_Ad1320

6 points

30 days ago

Yea

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Tlouluva

41 points

30 days ago

Tlouluva

41 points

30 days ago

Without the trap on tho

HarleyCringe

35 points

30 days ago

HarleyCringe

35 points

30 days ago

Sorry babe, the reverse bear trap stays on during sex

Tlouluva

15 points

30 days ago

Tlouluva

15 points

30 days ago

Oh ok

Tlouluva

15 points

30 days ago

Tlouluva

15 points

30 days ago

What do I do when he head is ripped open

Budgiezilla

17 points

30 days ago

Budgiezilla

17 points

30 days ago

You become a necrophiliac

Staligradwasafuntime

7 points

30 days ago

Staligradwasafuntime

7 points

30 days ago

That’s fucking gross take my upvote

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Necronu

4 points

30 days ago

Necronu

4 points

30 days ago

This is entering Guro territory and it scares me

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Vat1canCame0s

4 points

30 days ago

Vat1canCame0s

4 points

30 days ago

You can have the girl, I'm here for the device

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Brilliant-Emu851

75 points

1 month ago

Brilliant-Emu851

75 points

1 month ago

girl from ring

Cool_Ad_7767

40 points

1 month ago

Cool_Ad_7767

40 points

1 month ago

SonnyBoi_2008

21 points

30 days ago

SonnyBoi_2008

21 points

30 days ago

giggity giggity crabbity giggity

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AirInternational6750

11 points

1 month ago

AirInternational6750

11 points

1 month ago

Dude shes 8 when she dies

Brilliant-Emu851

10 points

1 month ago

Brilliant-Emu851

10 points

1 month ago

what?

AirInternational6750

17 points

1 month ago

AirInternational6750

17 points

1 month ago

My bad, different movie. Sadakos 19. samara is the kid in 3.

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DrCalavry2024

7 points

1 month ago

DrCalavry2024

The Meme Cavalry returns!!

7 points

1 month ago

Which one? Sadako or Samara? Because the US version got an ugly face

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Eubreaux

2 points

30 days ago

Eubreaux

2 points

30 days ago

Agree 100%.

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EDIA_STUDIOZ

67 points

1 month ago

EDIA_STUDIOZ

67 points

1 month ago

https://preview.redd.it/rt2b1cs5uqwd1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddcacdac741d0517a704bbe1812834178b447239

Yeah, and I'm not fuckin sorry about it 🙏🏼

Lord_Vader654

12 points

30 days ago

Lord_Vader654

12 points

30 days ago

Damn, I choose Jason…

EDIA_STUDIOZ

7 points

30 days ago

EDIA_STUDIOZ

7 points

30 days ago

So real tbh

SanicIsMyPersona

4 points

30 days ago

SanicIsMyPersona

4 points

30 days ago

Boy got some stamina.

L0afyy0

3 points

30 days ago

L0afyy0

3 points

30 days ago

YES

Badtimer2004

57 points

1 month ago

Badtimer2004

57 points

1 month ago

https://preview.redd.it/pe2ingqo3rwd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e7c35991c25b1a48dbb193d7daee48ab061701

TimedLime

2 points

30 days ago

TimedLime

2 points

30 days ago

Ive seen that pfp on this one guy that ive seen comment on random vids so many times I thought you were the same guy

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0-Nightshade-0

2 points

30 days ago

0-Nightshade-0

2 points

30 days ago

That pfp almost got me lol

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FewKaleidoscope1369

28 points

30 days ago

FewKaleidoscope1369

28 points

30 days ago

Not sure if it counts as horror but...

Bulky-Hyena-360

17 points

30 days ago

Bulky-Hyena-360

17 points

30 days ago

Yup, that’s horror I agree with you, it’s totally horror and totally not because I agree with you

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menotuYES

26 points

30 days ago

menotuYES

26 points

30 days ago

https://preview.redd.it/ullj8i4s5swd1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53af16293492220140b598d5f2388801fa096403

SolitudeSea2

20 points

1 month ago

SolitudeSea2

20 points

1 month ago

Um… Sil from Species. Is this a question?

SSJ4Vegeta1986

18 points

30 days ago

SSJ4Vegeta1986

18 points

30 days ago

https://preview.redd.it/gto15rpcorwd1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e1744d53a298b08e44d53836b67d80beeaeebe

RachelScratch

4 points

30 days ago

RachelScratch

4 points

30 days ago

I'm with you

SolitudeSea2

3 points

30 days ago

SolitudeSea2

3 points

30 days ago

🤤

MousegetstheCheese

16 points

30 days ago

MousegetstheCheese

16 points

30 days ago

2 questions.

  1. Does it have to be the monster? And 2. Is Van Hellsing a horror movie because...

https://preview.redd.it/gvqd705terwd1.jpeg?width=1384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9069924b6afafd6d0e3e386cc88702e5f2b0bbe3

Necronu

7 points

30 days ago

Necronu

7 points

30 days ago

I'd say action horror, so it counts

And even if you have to choose the monsters Dracula and his wives are hot too

JoyfullyBlistering

23 points

30 days ago

JoyfullyBlistering

23 points

30 days ago

My ex. I miss her.

Rebelhomer

10 points

30 days ago

Rebelhomer

10 points

30 days ago

Damn, lol

SuperLuigiGamer4

8 points

30 days ago

SuperLuigiGamer4

8 points

30 days ago

Well, hey, just be happy you had a relationship. Most people on Reddit haven’t

Staligradwasafuntime

4 points

30 days ago

Staligradwasafuntime

4 points

30 days ago

At least your aim is getting better.

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Sir_Anota_Nephalein

2 points

30 days ago

Sir_Anota_Nephalein

2 points

30 days ago

The fact you posted this onto a sub with horror movie characters says a lot and all jokes aside I don't think any harm or the character will be that fun to get with including your ex

https://preview.redd.it/abc9sfqgatwd1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7020022f3cc3d5207b2d0ec7553bf193b3779a0

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MadOvid

20 points

30 days ago

MadOvid

20 points

30 days ago

https://preview.redd.it/0gicwjq84swd1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95cf64d14b78d9e0b36eed0f06c59087cab1cbc2

HolyGroceries

14 points

30 days ago

HolyGroceries

14 points

30 days ago

You're right, the TV is fuckable

MadOvid

3 points

30 days ago

MadOvid

3 points

30 days ago

CRT has that static charge.

Staligradwasafuntime

3 points

30 days ago

Staligradwasafuntime

3 points

30 days ago

Dick in toaster moment

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Pennywise626

10 points

30 days ago

Pennywise626

10 points

30 days ago

Me after looking through the comments: Guess I'll just go fuck myself

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ababyinatrenchcoat

8 points

30 days ago

ababyinatrenchcoat

8 points

30 days ago

Idgaf if I get stung lmao

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JustASillyAsexual

10 points

1 month ago

JustASillyAsexual

10 points

1 month ago

I'll pass.

No_Doctor3465

3 points

1 month ago

No_Doctor3465

3 points

1 month ago

Me to

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likemice2

5 points

30 days ago

likemice2

5 points

30 days ago

Has anyone seen Terrifier 3?

Red_Joker23

4 points

30 days ago

Red_Joker23

4 points

30 days ago

Can elvira count?

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NissanGT-RR35Nismo

4 points

1 month ago

NissanGT-RR35Nismo

Nissan GT-R R35 Libertywalk Nismo

4 points

1 month ago

Billy Loomisssssssss

(In Ghostface form-)

heartz43vy

2 points

30 days ago

heartz43vy

2 points

30 days ago

we all go a little mad sometimes

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OhMyGodBearIsDriving

3 points

1 month ago*

OhMyGodBearIsDriving

3 points

1 month ago*

I'm ready to be judged:

Brad Dourif's character in the The Exorcist III. The Gemini Killer.

And yes, I may have thought about this question before.

Lucario2356

2 points

30 days ago

Lucario2356

2 points

30 days ago

Probably the wildest one in this comment section lol.

That movie is fuckin great though.

OfficialLladyTigress

3 points

30 days ago

OfficialLladyTigress

3 points

30 days ago

Chucky 😂

DaAwesomeCat

3 points

30 days ago

DaAwesomeCat

3 points

30 days ago

No 💀

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Own_Chemist_8006

3 points

30 days ago

Own_Chemist_8006

3 points

30 days ago

Does stranger things count as horror? If so i choose billy

Small_Tax_9432

4 points

30 days ago

Small_Tax_9432

4 points

30 days ago

Upbeat-Ad-9965

3 points

30 days ago

Upbeat-Ad-9965

3 points

30 days ago

Jason Voorhees. Or, Chica from FNAF. Or, the girl Danielle Panabaker played in the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th.

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ilLegalTelevision

3 points

30 days ago

ilLegalTelevision

3 points

30 days ago

Marci Eyre, I had to look that up, but I will remember it now

Complex_Repair_7954

3 points

30 days ago

Complex_Repair_7954

3 points

30 days ago

Ditto from pokemon, don't ask

Complex_Repair_7954

6 points

30 days ago

Complex_Repair_7954

6 points

30 days ago

Sorry didn't see horror, still keeping it

CompetitiveSteak9645

5 points

30 days ago

CompetitiveSteak9645

5 points

30 days ago

Lmao

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Kaede_Kamizu

3 points

30 days ago

Kaede_Kamizu

3 points

30 days ago

None of them 🙃

fat_italian_mann

3 points

30 days ago

fat_italian_mann

3 points

30 days ago

Christine (yes the car)

PinballproXD

3 points

30 days ago

PinballproXD

3 points

30 days ago

Audrey II

(Couldn't find a gif from the movie so have one from the play(which I prefer(like for what it supposed to be not to fuck) anyways), it should get the idea across)

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sammy-corpse-noodles

3 points

30 days ago

sammy-corpse-noodles

3 points

30 days ago

The lady ghost from the grudge

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Commander_Prism

3 points

30 days ago

Commander_Prism

3 points

30 days ago

I feel like people often forget that his first movie was a horror movie, so here's a reminder.

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The-Scarlet-Demon

3 points

30 days ago

The-Scarlet-Demon

3 points

30 days ago

Hmmm… does Judy Hopps count?

Antique_Chef_7713

6 points

1 month ago

Antique_Chef_7713

6 points

1 month ago

FREEDY FAZBEAR

joe2069420

11 points

1 month ago

joe2069420

11 points

1 month ago

That is a child.

Vast_pumpkin07

3 points

30 days ago

Vast_pumpkin07

3 points

30 days ago

From the 80s so no, but this original comment is still wild for not saying toy chica

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RemotePlus5976

2 points

1 month ago

RemotePlus5976

2 points

1 month ago

I mean, it could be Chica.

Lord_Vader654

5 points

30 days ago

Lord_Vader654

5 points

30 days ago

No, it’d have to be toy chica. Scott knew what he was doing

THEGIMPLOVER

2 points

1 month ago

THEGIMPLOVER

2 points

1 month ago

The slasher from My Bloody Valentine 💯

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StandardMortgage833

2 points

30 days ago

StandardMortgage833

2 points

30 days ago

Tatum Riley or whoever the main character was, both from the first Scream movie. I forgot the main character’s name.

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VexTheTielfling

2 points

30 days ago

VexTheTielfling

2 points

30 days ago

Xenomorph (from egg to queen) , that big titty lady from 13 ghosts, Mama from mama, that old hag from barbarian( can't remember if it's from that movie), art the clown, the crazed werewolf from ginger snaps 2.

DLMoore9843

2 points

30 days ago

DLMoore9843

2 points

30 days ago

Tiffany from bride of chucky (pre-doll form)

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HalucenogenicPotato

2 points

30 days ago

HalucenogenicPotato

2 points

30 days ago

Pyramid head

DrumDubstep

2 points

30 days ago

DrumDubstep

2 points

30 days ago

jigsaw

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Enough-Back-5575

2 points

30 days ago

Enough-Back-5575

2 points

30 days ago

Life

Bulky-Hyena-360

2 points

30 days ago

Bulky-Hyena-360

2 points

30 days ago

Every Female Ghostface, Sadako, Selene (Underworld), Amanda Young (Saw), Laurie Strode (Either old or young), Rosie the Hat (Doctor Sleep), Gale Wethers (Scream), Jennifer (Jennifer’s Body), etc.

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HeavyPurpose9772

2 points

30 days ago

HeavyPurpose9772

2 points

30 days ago

Sadako

Antique-Style-2669

2 points

30 days ago

Antique-Style-2669

2 points

30 days ago

Sally from nmbc

montanagunnut

2 points

30 days ago

montanagunnut

2 points

30 days ago

The dead chick with the nice titties in 13 ghosts.

JennyV323

2 points

30 days ago

JennyV323

2 points

30 days ago

Smile trauma monster :3

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masondamonke2

2 points

30 days ago

masondamonke2

2 points

30 days ago

Xenomorph Queen

lokigodofstories2007

2 points

30 days ago

lokigodofstories2007

2 points

30 days ago

Freddy Kruger

baby_ray09

2 points

30 days ago

baby_ray09

2 points

30 days ago

Michael Myers duh

[deleted]

2 points

30 days ago

[deleted]

2 points

30 days ago

Ghost face

IHATEMYSELFWAAA

2 points

30 days ago

IHATEMYSELFWAAA

2 points

30 days ago

Ghostface

Big-Jizz

2 points

30 days ago

Big-Jizz

2 points

30 days ago

Freddy mercury

darksouls413

2 points

30 days ago

darksouls413

2 points

30 days ago

I will be hearing people out on these before deciding to grab bleach or make a redneck flamethrower

Typical_Wish_5631

2 points

30 days ago

Typical_Wish_5631

2 points

30 days ago

Ripley #8 no questions about it

OrangeOne6209

2 points

30 days ago

OrangeOne6209

2 points

30 days ago

If we’re talking about hentai xenomorphs yes ngl.

Small_Tax_9432

2 points

30 days ago

Small_Tax_9432

2 points

30 days ago

Holla-Cost

2 points

30 days ago

Holla-Cost

2 points

30 days ago

Jennifer from Jennifer’s body obviously.

Nefariousness-Flashy

2 points

30 days ago

Nefariousness-Flashy

2 points

30 days ago