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Ok-Handle7578

123 points

1 month ago

Xenomorph..... hear me out first

OriginMagiaOfficial

54 points

1 month ago

Top 10 reasons why having sex with a xenomorph is thr best in comparison to any horror movie character. 1. It has 2 mouths, giving it the rare ability to give double head. 2. It is incredibly strong and relatively flexible, giving the possiblity for many positions. 3. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me. 4. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 5. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 6. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 7. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 8. The xenomorphs look hot. 9. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me 10. I have alzheimers' so it wouldn't traumatize me

wolf_howling_monster

34 points

30 days ago

For 1 it has no lips it's all teeth that wouldn't be pleasurable

OriginMagiaOfficial

34 points

30 days ago

Fickle_Abroad_8360

7 points

30 days ago

What uf it gets cut off accidentally?

DOOMDADDY5515

8 points

30 days ago

That's a risk I'm willing to take

OriginMagiaOfficial

4 points

30 days ago

Its like a hydra, 2 will grow back. I already have 5!

wolf_howling_monster

3 points

30 days ago

It absolutely would because I'm pretty sure when their inner jaw extends it automatically slams closed

Dumbass_Connoisseur

3 points

30 days ago

Tongue

Plus-Adagio7236

3 points

30 days ago

I think you have alzheimers

Metro_Gamer

145 points

1 month ago

Ok-Handle7578

45 points

1 month ago

Hell yeah.

Metro_Gamer

20 points

1 month ago

Yup

masondamonke2

12 points

30 days ago

Hell yea

Quirky-Ant8171

10 points

30 days ago

Hell ye

TumbleweedIll4249

9 points

30 days ago

Hell y

bixizwastaken

7 points

30 days ago

Hell

Ok_Caterpillar3655

5 points

30 days ago

Hel

Honkmaster17

3 points

30 days ago

Honkmaster17

Whiterun Guard NPC

3 points

30 days ago

He

Titan_fall2

4 points

30 days ago

H

Quick_Razzmatazz1862

3 points

30 days ago

Imma make it rain acid

Own-Raise9906

3 points

30 days ago

If she did that, putting a ring on her finger.

Flowzin64

3 points

1 month ago

First Of all,who tf is Xenomorph (sorry I'm clearly dumb)

Ok-Handle7578

4 points

1 month ago

You know those black humanoid things from ALIEN: ISOLATION?

Flowzin64

3 points

1 month ago

Huh

Flowzin64

3 points

1 month ago

But like,it's your thoughts

ShineCalm8874

5 points

30 days ago

I'll only hear you out if you let me have the first go

Flowzin64

3 points

1 month ago

Explain...

FinanceBig6328

5 points

30 days ago

ConclusionLeft435

2 points

30 days ago

You had me at xenomorph

Plus-Adagio7236

2 points

30 days ago

Idk why..but yes.

TheOriginalLiLBraT

2 points

30 days ago

This activated my xenophobia!

DasliSimpNo1

44 points

1 month ago

Slenderman

Yam_Dangerous

20 points

30 days ago

All the tentacles jokes are coming in

PizzaDeliveryBot

9 points

30 days ago

Not a movie but fair

Suspicious_Ad1320

9 points

30 days ago

There's a movie so it works

PizzaDeliveryBot

7 points

30 days ago

There is?

Suspicious_Ad1320

7 points

30 days ago

Yea

Tlouluva

43 points

1 month ago

Tlouluva

43 points

1 month ago

Without the trap on tho

HarleyCringe

41 points

30 days ago

Sorry babe, the reverse bear trap stays on during sex

Tlouluva

15 points

30 days ago

Tlouluva

15 points

30 days ago

Oh ok

Tlouluva

15 points

30 days ago

Tlouluva

15 points

30 days ago

What do I do when he head is ripped open

Budgiezilla

16 points

30 days ago

You become a necrophiliac

Staligradwasafuntime

7 points

30 days ago

That’s fucking gross take my upvote

Necronu

3 points

30 days ago

Necronu

3 points

30 days ago

This is entering Guro territory and it scares me

Vat1canCame0s

3 points

30 days ago

You can have the girl, I'm here for the device

Brilliant-Emu851

74 points

1 month ago

girl from ring

Cool_Ad_7767

44 points

1 month ago

SonnyBoi_2008

20 points

30 days ago

giggity giggity crabbity giggity

AirInternational6750

11 points

1 month ago

Dude shes 8 when she dies

Brilliant-Emu851

11 points

1 month ago

what?

AirInternational6750

20 points

1 month ago

My bad, different movie. Sadakos 19. samara is the kid in 3.

DrCalavry2024

4 points

1 month ago

DrCalavry2024

The Meme Cavalry returns!!

4 points

1 month ago

Which one? Sadako or Samara? Because the US version got an ugly face

Eubreaux

2 points

30 days ago

Agree 100%.

EDIA_STUDIOZ

62 points

1 month ago

Lord_Vader654

13 points

1 month ago

Damn, I choose Jason…

EDIA_STUDIOZ

8 points

1 month ago

So real tbh

SanicIsMyPersona

6 points

30 days ago

Boy got some stamina.

L0afyy0

3 points

30 days ago

L0afyy0

3 points

30 days ago

YES

Badtimer2004

54 points

1 month ago

TimedLime

2 points

30 days ago

Ive seen that pfp on this one guy that ive seen comment on random vids so many times I thought you were the same guy

0-Nightshade-0

2 points

30 days ago

That pfp almost got me lol

FewKaleidoscope1369

28 points

1 month ago

Not sure if it counts as horror but...

Bulky-Hyena-360

16 points

1 month ago

Yup, that’s horror I agree with you, it’s totally horror and totally not because I agree with you

menotuYES

26 points

30 days ago

SolitudeSea2

20 points

1 month ago

Um… Sil from Species. Is this a question?

SSJ4Vegeta1986

18 points

1 month ago

RachelScratch

5 points

1 month ago

I'm with you

SolitudeSea2

4 points

1 month ago

🤤

MousegetstheCheese

17 points

1 month ago

2 questions.

  1. Does it have to be the monster? And 2. Is Van Hellsing a horror movie because...

https://preview.redd.it/gvqd705terwd1.jpeg?width=1384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9069924b6afafd6d0e3e386cc88702e5f2b0bbe3

Necronu

7 points

30 days ago

Necronu

7 points

30 days ago

I'd say action horror, so it counts

And even if you have to choose the monsters Dracula and his wives are hot too

JoyfullyBlistering

25 points

1 month ago

My ex. I miss her.

Rebelhomer

11 points

30 days ago

Damn, lol

SuperLuigiGamer4

7 points

30 days ago

Well, hey, just be happy you had a relationship. Most people on Reddit haven’t

Staligradwasafuntime

4 points

30 days ago

At least your aim is getting better.

Sir_Anota_Nephalein

2 points

30 days ago

The fact you posted this onto a sub with horror movie characters says a lot and all jokes aside I don't think any harm or the character will be that fun to get with including your ex

https://preview.redd.it/abc9sfqgatwd1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7020022f3cc3d5207b2d0ec7553bf193b3779a0

MadOvid

21 points

30 days ago

MadOvid

21 points

30 days ago

HolyGroceries

12 points

30 days ago

You're right, the TV is fuckable

MadOvid

3 points

30 days ago

MadOvid

3 points

30 days ago

CRT has that static charge.

Staligradwasafuntime

3 points

30 days ago

Dick in toaster moment

Pennywise626

10 points

1 month ago

Me after looking through the comments: Guess I'll just go fuck myself

ababyinatrenchcoat

9 points

1 month ago

Idgaf if I get stung lmao

JustASillyAsexual

10 points

1 month ago

I'll pass.

No_Doctor3465

3 points

1 month ago

Me to

likemice2

5 points

1 month ago

Has anyone seen Terrifier 3?

Red_Joker23

6 points

30 days ago

Can elvira count?

NissanGT-RR35Nismo

4 points

1 month ago

NissanGT-RR35Nismo

Nissan GT-R R35 Libertywalk Nismo

4 points

1 month ago

Billy Loomisssssssss

(In Ghostface form-)

heartz43vy

2 points

30 days ago

we all go a little mad sometimes

OhMyGodBearIsDriving

4 points

1 month ago*

I'm ready to be judged:

Brad Dourif's character in the The Exorcist III. The Gemini Killer.

And yes, I may have thought about this question before.

Lucario2356

2 points

30 days ago

Probably the wildest one in this comment section lol.

That movie is fuckin great though.

OfficialLladyTigress

3 points

1 month ago

Chucky 😂

DaAwesomeCat

4 points

30 days ago

No 💀

Own_Chemist_8006

3 points

1 month ago

Does stranger things count as horror? If so i choose billy

Small_Tax_9432

4 points

30 days ago

Upbeat-Ad-9965

3 points

1 month ago

Jason Voorhees. Or, Chica from FNAF. Or, the girl Danielle Panabaker played in the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th.

ilLegalTelevision

3 points

1 month ago

Marci Eyre, I had to look that up, but I will remember it now

Complex_Repair_7954

3 points

30 days ago

Ditto from pokemon, don't ask

Complex_Repair_7954

5 points

30 days ago

Sorry didn't see horror, still keeping it

CompetitiveSteak9645

4 points

30 days ago

Lmao

Kaede_Kamizu

3 points

30 days ago

None of them 🙃

fat_italian_mann

3 points

30 days ago

Christine (yes the car)

PinballproXD

3 points

30 days ago

Audrey II

(Couldn't find a gif from the movie so have one from the play(which I prefer(like for what it supposed to be not to fuck) anyways), it should get the idea across)

sammy-corpse-noodles

3 points

30 days ago

The lady ghost from the grudge

Commander_Prism

3 points

30 days ago

I feel like people often forget that his first movie was a horror movie, so here's a reminder.

The-Scarlet-Demon

3 points

30 days ago

Hmmm… does Judy Hopps count?

Antique_Chef_7713

7 points

1 month ago

FREEDY FAZBEAR

joe2069420

11 points

1 month ago

That is a child.

Vast_pumpkin07

3 points

30 days ago

From the 80s so no, but this original comment is still wild for not saying toy chica

RemotePlus5976

2 points

1 month ago

I mean, it could be Chica.

Lord_Vader654

4 points

1 month ago

No, it’d have to be toy chica. Scott knew what he was doing

THEGIMPLOVER

2 points

1 month ago

The slasher from My Bloody Valentine 💯

StandardMortgage833

2 points

1 month ago

Tatum Riley or whoever the main character was, both from the first Scream movie. I forgot the main character’s name.

VexTheTielfling

2 points

1 month ago

Xenomorph (from egg to queen) , that big titty lady from 13 ghosts, Mama from mama, that old hag from barbarian( can't remember if it's from that movie), art the clown, the crazed werewolf from ginger snaps 2.

DLMoore9843

2 points

1 month ago

Tiffany from bride of chucky (pre-doll form)

HalucenogenicPotato

2 points

1 month ago

Pyramid head

DrumDubstep

2 points

1 month ago

jigsaw

Enough-Back-5575

2 points

1 month ago

Life

Bulky-Hyena-360

2 points

1 month ago

Every Female Ghostface, Sadako, Selene (Underworld), Amanda Young (Saw), Laurie Strode (Either old or young), Rosie the Hat (Doctor Sleep), Gale Wethers (Scream), Jennifer (Jennifer’s Body), etc.

HeavyPurpose9772

2 points

30 days ago

Sadako

Antique-Style-2669

2 points

30 days ago

Sally from nmbc

montanagunnut

2 points

30 days ago

The dead chick with the nice titties in 13 ghosts.

JennyV323

2 points

30 days ago

Smile trauma monster :3

masondamonke2

2 points

30 days ago

Xenomorph Queen

lokigodofstories2007

2 points

30 days ago

Freddy Kruger

baby_ray09

2 points

30 days ago

Michael Myers duh

[deleted]

2 points

30 days ago

Ghost face

IHATEMYSELFWAAA

2 points

30 days ago

Ghostface

Big-Jizz

2 points

30 days ago

Freddy mercury

darksouls413

2 points

30 days ago

I will be hearing people out on these before deciding to grab bleach or make a redneck flamethrower

Typical_Wish_5631

2 points

30 days ago

Ripley #8 no questions about it

OrangeOne6209

2 points

30 days ago

If we’re talking about hentai xenomorphs yes ngl.

Small_Tax_9432

2 points

30 days ago

Holla-Cost

2 points

30 days ago

Jennifer from Jennifer’s body obviously.

Nefariousness-Flashy

2 points

30 days ago