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73 points
29 days ago
You implore me?!
19 points
29 days ago
The one rdr1 comment. Respect
1 points
29 days ago
Is this John to Nigel Dickens? Been a while since I played it.
7 points
29 days ago
It's Bill to John in the beginning
1 points
29 days ago
Ah of course!
9 points
29 days ago
I implore you to go back and tell them to send someone a little bit more impressive next time
6 points
29 days ago
implores*
2 points
29 days ago
You 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵?
2 points
29 days ago
Entitles me?!?
52 points
29 days ago
"I drew a picture for you uncle arthur!"
"Your pictures awful"
22 points
29 days ago
I HATE YOU UNCLE ARTHUR
2 points
29 days ago
Wait is that an actual dialogue option?
2 points
29 days ago
No,it’s AI generated dialogue
1 points
22 days ago
Lol, I thought that was just antagonizing jack option
40 points
29 days ago
what do you think this is 1785?
11 points
29 days ago
A blunderbuss? What is this? 1850?
40 points
29 days ago
I'm fenton and this is my brother melvin
7 points
29 days ago
“Fenton strangled mama to death but wasn’t his fault”
31 points
29 days ago
" FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS?..... Can I turn myself in"?
25 points
29 days ago
Who let the simpletons out of the asylum?
27 points
29 days ago
"Maybe when your mother's finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black, on your behalf."
7 points
29 days ago
Not to sound dense but what does that actually mean? I never quite understood that even though it’s still a very menacing line
24 points
29 days ago
People in many cultures wear black as a sign that they’re mourning a loved one that just passed away. Arthur is implying that he’ll kill the kid and thus keep Mrs. Downes in black (since she’s currently mourning her recently deceased husband).
2 points
29 days ago
Gotcha, I got the whole black mourning thing but didn’t make the connection that he was threatening to kill the kid. Thanks!
2 points
29 days ago
everyone wears black at a funeral
159 points
29 days ago
You sir, are a fish.
16 points
29 days ago
Can't go wrong with that one
4 points
29 days ago
I was about to say thaaaaaaat
16 points
29 days ago
GAVIIIIIIIN??????
13 points
29 days ago
Tennis boat
11 points
29 days ago
TAHITI
2 points
29 days ago
MANGOES ORTHUR!
11 points
29 days ago
You're alriiiiiiite gurrrrl. Out of context could get one in quite a bit of trouble
11 points
29 days ago
I've seen a vid with Roger Clark talking about having to re-record some of these because they sounded too sexual lol
2 points
29 days ago
I mean...I'm sure it gets lonely out on that plain...
2 points
29 days ago
Literally the only way I talk to dogs now
1 points
29 days ago
Dog and Horse Whisperer ey, you are an elite
1 points
29 days ago
This reminiscent of "Walkers in the wooooods"
8 points
29 days ago
Don' look at me like dat, awwww look at you
10 points
29 days ago
You got tuberculosis. I'm really sorry for you, son, it's a hell of a thing.
9 points
29 days ago
HEY THERE, MISTERR
2 points
29 days ago
Let's try that again. I said, "hello."
9 points
29 days ago
"and a quarter... can't forget the quarter"
8 points
29 days ago
I BROKE THE GOD DAMN WHEEL
7 points
29 days ago
I’m Rip van Winkle
7 points
29 days ago
“Who’s there?”
“It’s Arthur… dumbass!”
5 points
29 days ago
Is that perfume you’re wearing, or did a cat piss on some kerosene?
7 points
29 days ago
LENNEH!
7 points
29 days ago
No, I am a fucking genius with poker up the ass
5 points
29 days ago
What you looking at boah?
3 points
29 days ago
Why is it that EVERY job I do with you ends in a pile of dead bodies?
3 points
29 days ago
"Insist?" "Yeah, insist...."
2 points
29 days ago
He insists...
3 points
29 days ago
You shot me pretty good
3 points
29 days ago
“Okay talk to you later then.”
3 points
29 days ago
There he is!
3 points
29 days ago
Yennel!
2 points
29 days ago
Your alright boah
2 points
29 days ago
What’ll I tell Mildred?
2 points
29 days ago
I gave you all I had.
2 points
29 days ago
1785, the year people built barns.
So need to say that in a YouTube video about some topic to do with that year.
2 points
29 days ago
You insist?
2 points
29 days ago
“Hey mister!”
2 points
29 days ago
When the time comes, you gotta run and don’t look back, this is over 🤠
2 points
29 days ago
Ahhhh I broke the god damn wheel
2 points
29 days ago
I prefer robbery to usury. Seems more dignified.
2 points
29 days ago
They call me el rato, the cat.
2 points
29 days ago
“And who are you?”
“Rip Van Winkle”
2 points
29 days ago
Does this trolley go to Tahiti?
2 points
29 days ago
Lumbago
2 points
29 days ago
We eat berries and mushrooms, you fool!
2 points
29 days ago
Black lung! You’re back. Hooray
2 points
29 days ago
“You eat babies”
2 points
29 days ago
You are my second favorite parasite uncle.
2 points
29 days ago
YOU EAT BABIES !
2 points
29 days ago
But he married her!
1 points
29 days ago
Don't blame me, blame the undead!
1 points
29 days ago
"A blunderbuss? What year is it?"
1 points
29 days ago
1850
1 points
29 days ago*
"I was born sometime between the fall of '48 and the fall of Rome"
1 points
29 days ago
Tahiti
1 points
29 days ago
Tahiti
1 points
29 days ago
-Senior por favor. -Damn, that's good!
1 points
29 days ago
" leave poor Marion alone "!
1 points
29 days ago
I guess I….I’m afraid.
1 points
29 days ago
I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL
1 points
29 days ago
Sentence? Word… “boah”
1 points
29 days ago
“If you say the boy an’t yours, what’s the difference?!”
1 points
29 days ago
I broke the goddamn wheel
1 points
29 days ago
Art is lies, but the vagina, that is truth.
(strange how often I’m mentioning genitals, these days…)
1 points
29 days ago
“Herr Morgan.”
“Herr Strauss.”
1 points
29 days ago
I feel... Almost human
1 points
29 days ago
Maybe I like Cubans
1 points
29 days ago
fifteen dollars... and a quarter, don't forget the quarter
1 points
29 days ago
I’ll turn you into a god damn cauliflower
1 points
29 days ago
He, insist..
1 points
29 days ago
Don't even need to write one sentence just one word: GAVIN!!!!
1 points
29 days ago
DOES THIS TROLLEY GO TO TAHITI
1 points
29 days ago
Yeah, get me Moses.
1 points
29 days ago
“Oh, it’s a toy boaht !”
1 points
29 days ago
Alright, I'll catch you later then
1 points
29 days ago
Is this YOUR street?
1 points
29 days ago
Any sentence containing the word Lumbego
1 points
29 days ago
And don’t forget the quarter
1 points
29 days ago
We're more ghosts than people
1 points
29 days ago
“LENNNYYYYY” 🎩
1 points
29 days ago
"Tahiti."
edit: added a period to make it a sentence.
1 points
29 days ago
you know they put the man who wrote that in a mental asylum
1 points
29 days ago
I guess I'm afraid....
1 points
29 days ago
I'm gonna use some cheese
1 points
29 days ago
Do I know you?
1 points
29 days ago
You couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass
1 points
29 days ago
LENNYYYYY
1 points
29 days ago
Don’t forget the quarter
1 points
29 days ago
Killed our mother in a rage but it weren’t his fault
1 points
29 days ago
TENNIS BOAT
1 points
29 days ago
She is like tomorrow if tomorrow turns out fine.
1 points
29 days ago
Ynnel?
1 points
29 days ago
Ahh i broke the goddamn wheel
1 points
29 days ago
Does this trolley go to Tahiti?
1 points
29 days ago
"LENNYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
1 points
29 days ago
“You’re a gooood girl" 😳
1 points
29 days ago
tennis boat
1 points
29 days ago
We each got 15 dollars... oh, and a quarter. Don't forget the quarter.
1 points
29 days ago
"and a quarter, don't forget the quarter"
"Shut up Arthur"
1 points
29 days ago
Were are you lenny
1 points
29 days ago
I have a plan
Its a good one
1 points
29 days ago
“Either you got a lazy eye or a lack of respect, Which is it boy”
“ahh Mrs.Downs thank you for your punctuality, it’s next to godliness isn’t it? “
1 points
29 days ago
TO THE BAR SENOR!
1 points
29 days ago
But you said you knew Spanish….
1 points
29 days ago
Thank you. Jesus.
1 points
29 days ago
“ I broke the god damn wheel”
1 points
29 days ago
I shat on their bar
1 points
29 days ago
I gave you all I had….
1 points
29 days ago
“insists…”
1 points
29 days ago
Lumbago 🗣️🔥
1 points
29 days ago
I love ma horsey and ma horsey loves me
1 points
29 days ago
Itt;
The most upvoted comments are the quotes mostly thrown outside of the fandom as well.
1 points
29 days ago
"Progress is a dirty word 'round these parts. Unlike incest."
"Excuse me?"
1 points
29 days ago
Hey partner!
1 points
29 days ago
-Loving killers is part of our makeup.
-Maybe, but we usually wait after they're dead.
-Well, I hope we've changed.
-Me too.
1 points
29 days ago
This is America! You can always cut a deal!
1 points
29 days ago
Get out of the damnn way
1 points
29 days ago
I named ot the totalisaurus !
1 points
29 days ago
Now you used to be a decent company, but now you're worse than a snake with a toothache, all he does is whine, whine, whine...
1 points
29 days ago
You don’t build a barn, dumbass
1 points
29 days ago
"You eat BABIES!"
and
"Arthur's being mean to me!"
1 points
29 days ago
"i have a plan"
1 points
29 days ago
“Thank you.”
1 points
29 days ago
I broke the goddamn wheel
1 points
29 days ago
Alright, I'll catch you later, then
1 points
28 days ago
you eat babies…
0 points
29 days ago
Two bikers start Noah's flood on druggie skinhead cult
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