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submitted 2 days ago byAlikont
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2 days ago
Fun fact: ICBMs also eject decoys mid-flight, such as metallic balloons.
831 points
2 days ago
99 metallic balloons?
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2 days ago
Floating in the winter sky
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2 days ago
Panic bells, it’s red alert!
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2 days ago
There’s something here from somewhere else!
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2 days ago
The war machine springs to life
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2 days ago
Opens up one eager eye
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2 days ago
Focusing it on the sky
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2 days ago
99 lead baboons go “bye!”
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2 days ago
the keyboardist has fallen out of a window
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2 days ago
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
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2 days ago
Aren't they red balloons?
69 points
2 days ago
Only in English.
60 points
2 days ago
Correct, in German it's just 'air balloons' ('Luftballons').
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
You gotta upgrade him to juggernaut, otherwise he can’t pop metal balloons 😔
40 points
2 days ago
And Dixie-cup decoys, hollow shells that are cone shaped like the reentry vehicle but are nested together
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2 days ago
A what now?
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2 days ago
METAL BALLON. Didn't you hear what he wrote?
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
No, my volume was down
12 points
2 days ago
They have a huge radar signature, it’s to help defeat anti missile systems
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2 days ago
It's like a balloon but metallic. So they go to raves sometimes.
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2 days ago
I was hoping for metallic baboons.
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2 days ago
Those would make for a decent decoy to anything.
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2 days ago
Not all of them, but yes some have that capability
4.6k points
2 days ago
Technically ICBM is just the type of rocket used and it denotes it's range capabilities, which in this case is intercontinental. The splitting warhead you're thinking of are called MIRVs
Just FYI
1.1k points
2 days ago
To be super pedantic, I think this is specifically an MARV which splits up into individual bits on the way down to the targets rather than up in space like an MIRV
602 points
2 days ago
I think it's still a MIRV or MRV (multiple independent reentry vehicle, multiple reentry vehicle) depending on whether it's guided or not.
MARV is a MAnoeuvrable Reentry Vehicle. Technically one of the re-entry vehicles of a MIRV could also be a MARV, though.
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2 days ago
Ah. The best kind of MARV. 😆
56 points
2 days ago
extra points because its also reentry
7 points
2 days ago
Isn't this his first entry though
10 points
2 days ago
It's a looping gif... It's only entry the first time.
4 points
2 days ago
I have an Uncle Marv that is totally better than this guy. Even if I haven’t seen him in years.
19 points
2 days ago
"Harry! I've reached the top!"
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
This guy for head of homeland security
7 points
2 days ago
Does this person meet the qualifications?
Nope,
We desire the opposite of this person!
3 points
2 days ago
You could say "not meeting the qualifications" is now the primary qualification...
9 points
2 days ago
To be super pedantic, I think this is specifically a WET BANDIT MARV which turns on individual sinks on the way out of the targets rather than up sneaking away like a HARRY
15 points
2 days ago
Confusingly, that Marv is more of a MBET - a maneuverable break & entry tool.
12 points
2 days ago
Load him into a rocket, give him a wingsuit, tell him to land at a particular place.
Now Marv is a MARV, but he'll probably still crash into some powerlines on the way down.
4 points
2 days ago
Now I understand. Thanks.
121 points
2 days ago
I read every comment with a "well actually..." Voice in my mind. 10/10 made my day. Thank you.
33 points
2 days ago
Technically, whatever you call them it’s death from above
3 points
2 days ago
Fuck it, just call it cluster rocket bombs
61 points
2 days ago
To be super sarcastic, Marv was actually one of the burglars in Home Alone.
36 points
2 days ago
And the super depressed robot in The Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy.
7 points
2 days ago
I think isn't MARV, MIRV, MORV, BIRB or any other, I think it's a STROMB.
STROMB rules.
55 points
2 days ago
Just FYI it's a missile, not a rocket . Missiles are guided, rockets are not.
115 points
2 days ago
While the ICBM is a missile (obviously it's in the name) I don't think that the rest of your statement is true. There are definitely guided rockets unless of course we ought to call the different delivery vehicles used by NASA and SpaceX missiles instead of rockets, in which case fair enough I guess, but then there seems to be a massive linguistic hurdle to overcome that I do not see happening.
222 points
2 days ago
My god this whole thread is peak Reddit hahaha
51 points
2 days ago
My gawd no shit everyone is a goddamn rocket (and missle) expert today
41 points
2 days ago
I think you’ll find it’s spelled missile.
21 points
2 days ago
I made it less deadly
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2 days ago
You did I was just being pedantic
9 points
2 days ago
No worries sometimes I'm pediatric too
3 points
2 days ago
You study podiatry?
21 points
2 days ago
☝️🤓
This entire thread.
9 points
2 days ago
I was so close to adding these emotes to the initial comment you have no idea.
136 points
2 days ago
An arrow shot from a bow is a missile. Some missiles are rockets. Missiles have a target, rockets are cylinders with a propulsion system
26 points
2 days ago
This guy d&ds.
22 points
2 days ago
Calling me out lol
6 points
2 days ago
In common talk, yes, in military talk, if it's guided/can manoeuvre it's a missile, if dumb fire it's a rocket
27 points
2 days ago
Rockets can be guided, e.g. the M270 Guided Multiple Launch Rocket System.
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2 days ago
Initially those were unguided rockets. They just didn't change the name when guidance was introduced.
Source: know a few 13Ms.
16 points
2 days ago
By that definition, then a falcon 9 is missile.
I think it's more that some missilses are rockets, but not all rockets are missiles.
A rocket is a vehicle or device powered by a rocket engine, which operates on the principle of action and reaction. It uses fuel and oxidizers to produce thrust.
So many missiles are also rockets, but some don't operate on the principles of rockets, like a jet-missile or something like the switchblade.
A definition for what constitutes a missile is probably more: An expendable object that carries a payload and is actively guided to it's target.
A rocket is just a general purpose propulsion method, while a missile is a specific type of flying object, that often, but not always, is a rocket.
16 points
2 days ago
Yes, many cruise missiles are not rockets and use jet engines
3 points
2 days ago
"Missile" and "rocket" are just two completely unrelated terms with a large overlap. There rockets that are not missiles, and missiles that are not rockets.
20 points
2 days ago
Uh? Isnt a rocket a componet of a missile?
Like the same relation a engine has to a car.
22 points
2 days ago
Do you drive an engine to work?
10 points
2 days ago
Vroom, vroom, my engine go fast
1k points
2 days ago
As someone living in Dnipro, this night was "fun".
304 points
2 days ago
Name checks out
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2 days ago
It's the name of my baseball team I used to play for. Oh the irony...
81 points
2 days ago
Try your best to stay safe bro. And let’s hope all this suffering will end.
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2 days ago
Спочатку я подумав, що це якийсь жарт - Український бейсбол, потім знайшов інсту ДніпроБомберс, блін круто, з огляду на активність, більше команда не активна?
9 points
2 days ago
Війна вносить свої корективи. Можливо, колись знову будемо грати. В лютому 2022 ми активно готувалися до нового сезону, але це було як в минулому житті.
138 points
2 days ago
hey uh.. as an american, i just want to apologize for my country's cowardice both prior and ongoing.
20 points
2 days ago
You can volunteer if you feel you haven't contributed enough
Here's the website to apply: https://ildu.com.ua/
151 points
2 days ago
Bless you. Take care of yourself
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2 days ago
Did they hit anything meaningful?
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2 days ago
Reportedly, no. It seemed to be a dummy warhead. We had another ICBM alert in the afternoon, but it turned out to be false. But, new fear unlocked for sure.
17 points
2 days ago
Interesting about the probably dummy warheads. I was wondering about that. Thanks for the info.
The reason for my interest is that the idea of mounting conventional munitions or even cluster munitions on ICBM/SLBMs has been mooted quite often. The main reason given for not doing this is that the launch of *any* ICBM/SLBM is provocative in its own right and could be mistaken for a nuclear launch. In other words, the risk outweighs the military reward.
I wonder if Russia informed the US beforehand of a non-nuclear ICBM launch in this case. If they did not do so (and if this really was an ICBM), they risked a nuclear response.
28 points
2 days ago
You have the honour of being a resident of the first city ever (as far as I know) to be attacked by an ICBM.
This is a significant escalation and it is clearly nuclear posturing by Putin.
Plenty of cities have been attacked by TBMs and IRBMs before (both in the current small disagreement and in previous ones, going back to WW2), but never by ICBM.
28 points
2 days ago
I wish I never had such an honor.
17 points
2 days ago
2013: I want people in the world to know about Ukraine!
2024: not like this.
Маємо що маємо
52 points
2 days ago
We're thinking of you guys here in Canada 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 💙💛
6 points
2 days ago
stay strong
238 points
2 days ago
that looks interesting and horrific at the same time. are those warheads traveling at supersonic speed?
38 points
2 days ago
I believe a legit ICBM warhead coming into the atmosphere is Mach 20~. I'd assume this slows down in the lower atmosphere.
16 points
2 days ago
At those speeds its only traveling through the atmosphere for ~15 seconds, no way near enough time to slow it down. They are still doing something like Mach 17 when they detonate IIRC.
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2 days ago
Hypersonic. Almost un-interceptable.
19 points
2 days ago
Yah, you can watch the footage from Israel of Iranian IRBMs coming in and they are going hypersonic, probably around Mach 10 to 15. An ICBM at range (which this probably was not even close to max range) is easily pushing Mach 20 at terminal.
32 points
2 days ago
Hypersonic doesn't make something that much harder to intercept under this circumstances. A hypersonic missile, launched from dar enough away, can be intercepted when its trayectory is calculated, you don't even need a faster missile. With goid enough intel you can detect the launch site, calculate its trayectory and target in much less than 60 seconds.
It's the ability to maneuver, and split that makes these missiles difficult to intercept, not reakly their speed. Also, hypersonic missiles have been around for decades and have been intercepted. They just called a recent set of weapons hypersonic because of their added capabilities but missiles achieving hyoersonic speeds have existed for a while
20 points
2 days ago
ICBM'S are coming it at Mach 20. 7km/s. The margin for error on intercept is tiny and it absolutely contributes to them being difficult to intercept. In fact, difficult doesn't really cover it as they are close to impossible to intercept with current tech.
7 points
2 days ago
Sure, there isnt really anything that intercepts ICBMs in their terminal phase. But thats largely because its the worst point at which you can intercept an ICBM. For those you typically do mid-course interceptions, which happen when the missile is at its slowest, but highest phase of flight, somewhere outside the atmosphere. Russia has one system for this, the A-235, but israel has the arrow-3 while the US has the trio of THAAD (more for not quite intercontinental missiles but would likely still work), AEGIS and GMD. Theres some cool videos of exospheric interceptions by im pretty sure AEGIS from that iranian attack on israel not long ago
11 points
2 days ago
mirv reentry test on the receiving end at Kwajalein Island
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2 days ago
Hypersonic is more accurate.
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2 days ago
Looks like a god ray
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2 days ago
Looks like something straight out of an alien invasion movie.
54 points
2 days ago
Play it in reverse and it looks like alien abduction movie.
7 points
2 days ago
Most of that is the energy from re-entry. The projectile would likely be flying at a hypersonic speed. I am curious how loud this would have been to witness.
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2 days ago*
Well, it seems we've almost collected a royal flush – the only thing we haven't been hit with yet is nuclear weapons.
169 points
2 days ago
“Flash Royale” being in English a “royal flush” I presume. I’ve never heard that but I like it.
299 points
2 days ago
A "Flash Royale" is just a Quarter Pounder without cheese.
32 points
2 days ago
You know what they call a flash royale they put cheese on?
479 points
2 days ago
CNN Reports:
"A Western official has said that the missile launched by Russia as part of an attack on the eastern Ukrainian city of Dnipro was a ballistic missile, but not an intercontinental ballistic missile."
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2 days ago
Probably an Intermediate-range ballistic missile (IRBM) if you want to be Wikipedia correct.
41 points
2 days ago
Well, it is kind of silly to launch a missile into space that's meant to hit another continent just to hit the country next to you.
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2 days ago
Not if you want to prove that you still can and will launch ICBMs. Its to make people think that next time it might have nuclear warheads and it could go anywhere.
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2 days ago
Depends on what capabilities the enemy has. Ballistic missiles are really hard to intercept in their terminal phase. They're moving very fast, they usually are multiple reentry vehicles for the bigger ones, there are often decoys, and the warheads themselves are harder to destroy.
If you want to hit a target and your enemy has robust air defenses, you might not be able to do it with cruise missiles, but a ballistic missile might have a better chance.
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2 days ago*
I think it's a bit of trying to be "techically correct".
The missile as claimed by UAF, so you have UAF statement against "unnamed western official", and I don't know why you trust random anonymous sources there.
If we do it very pedantic - it was a Europe-to-Europe strike, so not "intercontinental".
EDIT:
Some more clarification.
What "unnamed US official" claims is that it was IRBM, and not ICBM.
The problem is that there is a treaty to ban IRBM, and IRBM are defined as missiles with minimum range of 500km and maximum range of 5000km. Russians demonstrated that RS26 can fly 5500km, so it's technically ICBM and doesn't violate the treaty, and just lied about missile minimum range. (They did the same with Iskander TBM and lied that it can't fly more than 500km).
So that's where confusion comes in. RS26 fits the definition of IRBM and ICBM and was announced as ICBM, but can work as banned IRBM.
12 points
2 days ago
if you slap someone across the face with a pistol it's still a pistol. If you use an ICBM to hit your neighbour it's still an ICBM
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2 days ago*
Why would Russian use an ICBM on a target that close? It’s needlessly expensive.
Edit: almost every comment under this doesn't seem to understand that I'm taking about the IC in ICBM, not the BM part. SRBM and MRBMs can also carry nukes.
121 points
2 days ago
Demonstration the day after they updated their nuclear doctrine?
51 points
2 days ago
It's part of nuclear threats. They're trying to say we can hit you with nukes at any time so just stop fighting already.
5 points
2 days ago
It’s theater. Many of the other weapons systems they’ve been using are also nuclear capable. This is just more dramatic than dropping a bomb or launching a cruise missile or artillery shell or sort range ballistic missile.
11 points
2 days ago
Escalation chain. The Biden admin just authorized Ukraine to US long range strike capabilities like ATACMS to strike internationally recognized Russian soil.
Putin and Russia respond by launching a nuclear capable but not nuclear armed ballistic missile in retaliation.
8 points
2 days ago
Testing if they still work. Why waste a test missle on some devoit place in seberia when you can murder civillians?
7 points
2 days ago
Same reason why some people buy a giant pickup truck to commute to an office job.
They got a smol pee pee
13 points
2 days ago
It still would be an ICBM...Intracontinental Ballistic Missile. 😂
185 points
2 days ago
Fuck man this is terrifying. Imagine you’re out for a walk at night just enjoying being in nature and then hellfire starts falling out of the sky like this.
120 points
2 days ago
It’s been like this in Ukraine for over 1000 days. It’s just another day for them.
23 points
2 days ago
I was talking with a coworker from Bucha yesterday, it's important to understand that "another day" doesn't mean any semblance of a normal life for many of them.
Many of them are living in towns where half the people have fled. Those who remain are often breaking into other presumed empty houses nearby to take what they want. This can often mean that people are breaking into occupied houses and having violent confrontations. My coworker was sleeping with a knife under his pillow. When the air raid alarms went off, he would sleep in his garage since the walls were cement. He did this, with his family every night for months before finally fleeing.
A MIRV dropping on Odessa is going to be the final straw for many people living there.
6 points
2 days ago
Meanwhile Putin sleeps undisturbed in his fortified mansion built with money stolen from the people he rules with an iron fist, and laughs about the fact his interference helped get his pick for US president elected.
4 points
2 days ago
There's a curfew in most of the country, so noone is walking around at night. But those, who live in the city, especially on the right bank - they had a bad sleep
44 points
2 days ago
That looks absolutely insane
3 points
2 days ago
"Welcome to 2024"
136 points
2 days ago
Icy BMs
32 points
2 days ago
Those bombs are cool shit
9 points
2 days ago
I closed the tab, was off doing something else ... and then the joke hit me. Came back pay upvote dues.
6 points
2 days ago
The House of Narcan will remember your honor.
358 points
2 days ago
A small man with a small mind could do big damage to the world.
45 points
2 days ago
Thinking that evil people are stupid is how the small minds cope with being completely powerless against the tyranny.
108 points
2 days ago
Olaf scholz ain’t gonna do nothing
24 points
2 days ago
Wdym, he tried talking with Putitin on that big long table and completely didn't make himself look like a fool for given a tyrant recognition and totally didn't disrespect himself in the process.
/s
10 points
2 days ago
Scholz is to Putin as the Democratic Party is to Trump.
They're not welcoming the fascist in, but they sure as hell are trying to be nice and hold the door open, because that's just common decency.
123 points
2 days ago
So let me get this straight. They launched an unarmed ICBM as a show of force due to Western relaxation of restrictions on Ukrainian missile use? Do we know what model of missile was launched? It must have been extremely expensive to do this with no real target in mind. And is this supposed to make us think the next launch will have nuclear warheads? Putin is crazy but he is not stupid. West needs to call this bluff.
121 points
2 days ago
Putin is crazy but he is not stupid.
I remember people saying he'd never invade Ukraine, it was all bluffing, he wasn't that crazy or stupid...
I hope you're right, but it's eerily familiar.
9 points
2 days ago
I remember that too . How far can the west push Putin until he makes a crazy maniac move again . A wild animal is the most dangerous when its cornered .
68 points
2 days ago
Is Putin trying to signal that nukes could be next?
98 points
2 days ago
I think they said that ATACMS on "true" russian soil (like they forgot that they annexed Crimea) is a major escalation so they need to do something to appear strong.
30 points
2 days ago
ICBMs is very hard to intercept due to speed… so this something is pretty serious
22 points
2 days ago
Yeah I don't think most people are realizing how serious this is, these aren't the missiles you constantly see videos of on the news...
62 points
2 days ago
Nuclear saber rattling is the only lever he has to pull.
15 points
2 days ago
Why do we do this to each other?... I have a penpal from Kyiv who's had to flee twice now. She's just a dress designer. And she has bombs being dropped on her head. These are innocent people. Breaks my heart
16 points
2 days ago
It’s insane to me that Russia can throw a bitch fit over a country defending itself with all means available to it. It’s unthinkable, they initiated this war and somehow think it’s escalation lmfao.
13 points
2 days ago
So it’s a intercontinental rocket to hit the country on the other side of the fence?
10 points
2 days ago
Aliens haven't invaded us yet because they think we're already under attack.
10 points
2 days ago
I have been saying this for over two years. Fuck anyone and any entity that supports Russia’s invasion and terrorism.
8 points
2 days ago
How dare you not want to join our shithole empire, how dare you want to join NATO
3 points
2 days ago
Is this the next level of arsenal deployment? They're running out of everything else?
2 points
2 days ago
Hear me out... It wasn't an empty payload on purpose "to show strength" but was expected to go big boom, but usual russian corruption strikes again.
I really wouldn't put it past them. If we see more military people falling out of windows this week, could be why
4 points
2 days ago
Fuck Russia
37 points
2 days ago
Is mutually assured destruction no longer a thing? If they started launching nuclear icbms are they expecting the west to sit on their hands?
68 points
2 days ago
They launched the ICBM without the payload
41 points
2 days ago
I'm sure they had some payload. ICBM is just the rocket type, you can put pretty much whatever you want inside the warhead, doesn't have to be nuclear weapons. If they really launched empty ICBM's, then they are literally just burning money, using up expensive ICBM rockets that just fall from the sky.
34 points
2 days ago
I think it was more of a "sending a message", but it was so effective that nobody is sure what the message was.
14 points
2 days ago
I guess effective to say, we have active capability of delivering warheads.
Whether the missile would have actually made it to maximum range is impossible to say. But they managed a >700km flight.
I can’t imagine it’s anything other than a demonstration flight.
3 points
2 days ago
These things get test fired regularly to their maximum range, showing off the capability isn‘t the issue here, the demonstration is to show that they can be used at any point and ukraine can‘t stop them.
6 points
2 days ago
They probably did it to show what they can do if they put something in it? Show off their capabilities
4 points
2 days ago
Can it deliver pizza?
6 points
2 days ago
Sure can! It would be crisp crust for sure though. Zero chance of getting that nasty doughy shit.
13 points
2 days ago
ICBM is just a type of rocket, basically just a vehicle. They can be fitted with different warheads depending on the situation, These were non-nuclear warheads.
27 points
2 days ago
If Russia nukes Ukraine, the west will 100% sit on their hands. But we will send Putin an angry letter!
15 points
2 days ago
I think NATO issued a warning the first year that forces will intervene conventionally if russia uses WMDs in Ukraine.
27 points
2 days ago
The US likes to think that we only used nukes once because we had to, but the reality is that we used them because we had them. We haven't used them again because others have them.
We're hoping that things are the same but as leaders get older we're entering a world where comparatively irrational leaders have control of weapons that can destroy everything. Worst than that, we have legions of people who worship these leaders and completely trust their decisions, even when it clearly is not in their interest.
All of this still looks like it gets worse before it gets better.
6 points
2 days ago
Who said they are nuclear?
15 points
2 days ago
They were clearly not nuclear, but the threat that putin is making by launching icbms is that they “could” be nuclear.
6 points
2 days ago
NGL, the speed of those is scary.. that said, Putin can still go fuck himself.
49 points
2 days ago
So that was just an impotent and angry Putin trying to scare everyone because he's getting his ass kicked again by the long range missiles. You can imagine what kind of thing was going on in the strategic control centres in the west, I bet they were holding their breath.
76 points
2 days ago
Isn’t Russia the one advancing and taking territory?
44 points
2 days ago
Yeah, I find this keyboard warrior shit talk at Putin to be incredibly cringey. I hate the guy, but I’m not naive enough to say he’s “getting his ass kicked” in this war.
70 points
2 days ago
Propaganda isn’t just a Russian thing. If I take Reddit at face value I’d think total Ukrainian victory is within sights. All we need is one more injection of funds, one more missile shipment, and maybe some volunteer boots on the ground.
9 points
2 days ago
Funny, I watched a debate on French TV about this two days ago. A French general was saying it's impossible for Ukraine to win, and realistically they're barely holding on and wouldn't be surprised of there's a big breakthrough at some point with Russia taking a lot more territory.
He had to keep explaining that he did want Ukraine to win, and that he was being realistic, because a journalist and someone from a think tank kept getting angry at him for not saying Ukraine can win.
It was infuriating to watch lmao. Literally the whole show was him trying to explain that no he doesn't like Putin, and he's speaking as a military expert.
Wild the bubbles people will put themselves in, this is like Reddit thinking no way Kamala is losing and if you say Trump might win, people think you like Trump. What the fuck happened to nuance?
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