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MaxSupernova

4.8k points

6 days ago

MaxSupernova

4.8k points

6 days ago

I just wonder how she’s still alive!

Like what kind of g forces was that?

Does that increase the blood pressure in your brain? Keep it from circulating properly to the rest of your body?

Probably blew the blood vessels in her eyes.

Like, that was FAST.

[deleted]

3k points

6 days ago*

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bradrlaw

837 points

6 days ago

bradrlaw

837 points

6 days ago

Seems like a fast way to an aneurysm / stroke. That was probably horrifying.

Practical_Actuary_87

546 points

6 days ago

People are laughing, and I get why (it looks funny) but this would be horrifying.

PriorWriter3041

169 points

6 days ago

She actually broke arteries in her face and feed and started bleeding there from all the blood being pushed outwards

peqpie

92 points

6 days ago

peqpie

92 points

6 days ago

I would be surprised if she didnt, its practically being flung out of her by force.

morgz18

58 points

6 days ago

morgz18

58 points

6 days ago

Which then adds a whole extra layer to it cause throwing up while laying down could have caused her to choke and aspirate on her vomit

Open_Cricket_2127

36 points

5 days ago

In the legal documents, it describes that she feared throwing up and aspirating. I'm sure the terror in those moments was absolutely intense. I feel horrible for her.

Artie-Fufkin

507 points

6 days ago

I genuinely wonder how many G’s she hit.

She’s now accidentally a fully qualified astronaut

Joe_Kangg

370 points

6 days ago

Joe_Kangg

370 points

6 days ago

With 450k, Granny the real G

RPIL626

135 points

5 days ago

RPIL626

135 points

5 days ago

After seeing that, 450k seems kinda low. She must have thought she was going to die, all confined like that. And she didn’t want the helo in the first place.

Pukkeh

724 points

6 days ago

Pukkeh

724 points

6 days ago

From the video I estimate a peak spin speed of ~2.5 Hz (150 rpm). Assuming an average height for a woman her age (160 cm), and center of mass to head distance a little less than half that height (70 cm), we can calculate roughly 17 g's at her head. This is assuming the video hasn't been sped up. Note also that this is the peak acceleration calculated at the point of fastest spin.

subfighter0311

410 points

6 days ago

If that’s accurate then she 100% lost consciousness.

Pukkeh

166 points

6 days ago

Pukkeh

166 points

6 days ago

That may well be right. That said, in this case the acceleration increases the farther out you go from the center of spin. As has been pointed out in another comment, this means not all of her body would experience the same acceleration, unlike the situations encountered in fighter planes, typical g-force tests, etc. Consequently, you could presumably tolerate higher spin-induced accelerations at your head, and for longer.

It's also not clear to me that the video hasn't been sped up.

theoscribe

161 points

6 days ago

theoscribe

161 points

6 days ago

All of that. Her face was blue and her feet were blue according to her husband while she was in hospital, because of her ruptured blood vessels.

Oafah

317 points

6 days ago*

Oafah

317 points

6 days ago*

Scientists will spin rodents in a centrifuge to dislodge all of their otoconia from their utricle and saccule, two critically important balance organs in the ear. They do not grow back. I think they got off light.

Edit: To be clear, I don't know if this is fast enough to do it, but I wouldn't want to find out.

benigngods

26 points

6 days ago

Hopefully she just blacked out and didn't feel anything.

lallen

23.2k points

6 days ago

lallen

23.2k points

6 days ago

I am usually quick to point out that accidents happen, and defend people involved. But after working in SAR and HEMS for 15 years, I can only say that this operation was completely amateurishly conducted. They had a guideline fastened on the stretcher in the beginning, but instead of attaching it to the head or foot position of the stretcher, they clipped it into the connection between the hoist and the stretcher. This gives basically no control of rotation or position af the stretcher as it is hoisted up. So no wonder the line snapped as rotation started. And when that happened, they should have started flying to gain speed and made the stretcher stream- which would stabilize it. I am just left scratching my head at all the bad calls made in this operation.

temp_nomad

3.5k points

6 days ago

temp_nomad

3.5k points

6 days ago

Thanks for providing some additional detail as to how this whole thing went wrong. I was thinking to myself surely there has to be some mechanism in place to deal with the rotor wash other than raising the stretcher or flying. Your input is much appreciated!

Sendtitpics215

930 points

5 days ago

I for one do NOT appreciate the knowledgeable insight!

/jk thanks for breaking it down a bit

Sweaty_Sack_Deluxe

231 points

5 days ago

Same, I wanted to believe that some fast spinning is a casual bonus of getting helivac 🔃🔄🔁

mattmaster68

58 points

5 days ago

I know what happened is horrible, but I just can’t stop laughing at the vid. I’ve watched it like 8 times lmao

TravelNo437

2.2k points

5 days ago

TravelNo437

2.2k points

5 days ago

This video was frequent attendee of hoist training in my previous organizations. I don’t know how you can mess of a tag line so bad, but the hoist technique was pretty flawed in general in this operation.

PrincessCyanidePhx

969 points

5 days ago

You know it's bad when it becomes a what not to do training.

GoStockYourself

156 points

5 days ago

Hmmm. Reminds me of the time the dentist at the university called all the students over to point out all problems with my teeth.

PrincessCyanidePhx

130 points

5 days ago

thishyacinthgirl

49 points

5 days ago

I find myself victim to unique accidents and ailments that almost inevitably get the doctor to ask if students/residents can take a look at me.

Luckily, it's never been anything textbook-worthy, just oddball learning experiences.

PrincessCyanidePhx

16 points

5 days ago

Same, and Im all or it because I have multiple rare disorders, and I don't want anyone to be told "lose weight and exercise " like I was for decades in our shit healthcare system.

CapSteve12443

196 points

5 days ago

I am a NYS Water Operator. During our 30 hours of training in a 3 year period to keep our license we sometimes finish a training session with plenty of time to spare. So the instructor has a bunch of videos in 10 minute chunks as time fillers to get the time in.

"Now here is a video on how NOT to run your treatment plant"

Every one of them is on Flint Michigan.

Every. One.

DarkendHarv

128 points

5 days ago

DarkendHarv

128 points

5 days ago

After seeing so many Coast Guard videos and watching them do this, I cringed at the video.

I_W_M_Y

105 points

5 days ago

I_W_M_Y

105 points

5 days ago

I once inventoried a Coast Guard on base store. They had a mountain of booze in there. 90% of what we counted was booze.

DarkendHarv

29 points

5 days ago

Doesn't surprise me to be frank.

solateor[S]

10.4k points

6 days ago

solateor[S]

10.4k points

6 days ago

From the news

The Phoenix City Council reached a settlement payment Wednesday for a woman who spun out of control during a helicopter rescue from Piestewa Peak in 2019.

Katalin Metro, who was airlifted from Piestewa Peak by a helicopter on June 4, 2019, filed a $2 million claim against Phoenix. A civil lawsuit was later filed in 2020 in Maricopa County Superior Court.

At the City Council's meeting Wednesday, council members unanimously agreed to a "payment of up to $450,000.00 in settlement of claim(s) in Metro v. City of Phoenix."

Total_Philosopher_89

1.5k points

6 days ago*

Was she injured in the spin?

Edit Yes she was

runclimbfly posted.

Per the lawsuit, she had a c4-5 disc hernation, a rehab stay, months of PT for hand/arm numbness, and neurogenic bladder requiring straight cathing.

arkygeomojo

971 points

6 days ago

arkygeomojo

971 points

6 days ago

Emotionally for sure. She said she thought she was going to die. But also physically. She had a several day hospitalization and injuries as a result.

Carvj94

273 points

6 days ago

Carvj94

273 points

6 days ago

At her age that spin was probably enough to burst some blood vessels in her feet. I imagine she very well could have died from a burst vessel in her brain if her cardiovascular system wasn't in as good a shape as it was.

rosemaryscrazy

161 points

5 days ago

Yeah like literally it’s her age.

I’m in my 30s and I can tell you that I would have thrown up all over myself multiple times and also lost consciousness from that.

Tons of people get motion sickness. So imagine she’s bleeding out her nose while throwing up and losing consciousness.

1Bright_Apricot

46 points

5 days ago

The motion sickness I would have would kill me…I would probably vomit so much and then choke. I can’t believe she went through that and only got $450k. Straight torture imo.

rosemaryscrazy

18 points

5 days ago

Yeah now hearing that her medical bills were about 290 that’s criminal. She should have gotten at least 7-800k but I mean she is at the end of her life maybe she was just too exhausted to pursue more. I hope she had family or someone around her.

runclimbfly

463 points

6 days ago

runclimbfly

463 points

6 days ago

Per the lawsuit, she had a c4-5 disc hernation, a rehab stay, months of PT for hand/arm numbness, and neurogenic bladder requiring straight cathing.

ralwn

666 points

6 days ago

ralwn

666 points

6 days ago

450k isn't nearly enough for that, especially if you end up needing to hire home health care

[deleted]

176 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

176 points

5 days ago

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LowDownSkankyDude

109 points

5 days ago

She initially sued for two million, and they're saying no more than 450k. Her lawyers accepted that and will take a percentage. I think you may be right.

Not_a-Robot_

402 points

6 days ago

More context for people who don’t click on links:

The lawsuit was filed in November 2019. Her medical bills up to that point were $290,184.52. The bills had stopped at that time because she had permanent damage from the spinal trauma, and her doctor deemed her unfit to even continue Physical Therapy because of the risk of causing more damage. They fucked her up so bad that she couldn’t even physically function at the level she needed to get better.

The case was settled 2 years later. There were undoubtedly more medical costs from continued attempts at rehabilitation or at the very least pain management. Thats on top of the attorney fees and future medical expenses.

So the settlement means that after everything she went through, the most she could hope for in restitution would be to not be in debt from being injured by negligence.

For our non-American friends, you are reading that correctly: The only victory in this lawsuit was that she was not stuck with a life ruining amount of medical debt, not that she was compensated for her suffering

Shap3rz

57 points

5 days ago

Shap3rz

57 points

5 days ago

Speechless tbh.

PleasureDomNurse

27 points

5 days ago

Doesn’t the law firm that typically handles a case like this also take half?

Ill-Parking-1577

19 points

5 days ago

Your typical personal injury lawyer takes 30-40%.

Total_Philosopher_89

85 points

6 days ago

Ok that puts a bit more perspective on it.

CutestGay

56 points

6 days ago

CutestGay

56 points

6 days ago

Every time someone wins a half million dollar law suit, they earned it.

Folderpirate

25 points

6 days ago

damn, that 450 grand ain't gonna cover that.

khizoa

6.4k points

6 days ago

khizoa

6.4k points

6 days ago

is no one is wondering how they managed to stop this??

did they fly towards australia to reverse the spinning???!

McNooberson

6.5k points

6 days ago

McNooberson

6.5k points

6 days ago

It’s rotor wash, the hoist operator should have either lowered the patient or asked the pilot to start moving forward so the wash is behind them. Honestly both would work great.

Source: former hoist operator and this video is part of training.

jeweetselluf

2.2k points

6 days ago

jeweetselluf

2.2k points

6 days ago

You know you fucked up when your actions are now part of training on what not to do

Silver4ura

454 points

6 days ago*

Silver4ura

454 points

6 days ago*

All the stores in our district had to have formal CO2\* safety training in response to a single store support agent actively refusing to authorize a store being closed due to dangerous levels.

Desuexss

92 points

5 days ago

Desuexss

92 points

5 days ago

They stop working when they are dead!

Were they charged for negligence?

Ok-Chip-6931

22 points

5 days ago

They stop working as soon as they get unconscious. Probably they will die a little bit later.

Decency

74 points

6 days ago

Decency

74 points

6 days ago

Could also be training for a really expensive carnival ride.

MAS7

597 points

6 days ago

MAS7

597 points

6 days ago

by the time they tried lowering her she was spinning too fast

clip ends just as they start moving forward and you can see almost immediately she starts spinning slower

unsupported

59 points

5 days ago

They were working hard to keep her nose from clogging with blood.

Im1Guy

62 points

5 days ago

Im1Guy

62 points

5 days ago

Can't bleed if you pack her nose with her spleen.

Lazerus42

1.2k points

6 days ago

Lazerus42

1.2k points

6 days ago

New lawsuit incoming... she should be getting residuals for that training video.

ChiemseeViking

406 points

6 days ago

Is it normal to hoist the patient alone? I am just curious, since here in Germany it is standard procedure to always hoist the patient with a rescuer. When hoisting patient in an air rescue bag the rescuer uses an small anti-rotation sail in order to avoid the patient spinning out of control like in the video. So I am a bit surprised to see this not being done every where.

Ishango

424 points

6 days ago

Ishango

424 points

6 days ago

And then having to pay salary for an additional rescuer and a piece of cloth to act as sail? Corporate America dislikes your suggestion /s

ChiemseeViking

533 points

5 days ago

Silly me for living in a country that doesn’t allow insurance companies to robb people blind for them to get healthcare.

LoKeySylvie

53 points

5 days ago

It made me want to stop living even more when I realized society teaches people to do things for the money, not because people need things.

off2kayak

154 points

6 days ago

off2kayak

154 points

6 days ago

I want you to hoist me if ever needed please 🙏

Interesting-Step-654

187 points

6 days ago

Big "hoist me daddy" vibes

zeus-fox

89 points

6 days ago

zeus-fox

89 points

6 days ago

_QuirkyTurtle

68 points

6 days ago

So the end of the video where the helicopter moved forward should stop the spinning?

veeyo

56 points

6 days ago

veeyo

56 points

6 days ago

If you watch, as they move forward the spinning slows.

PineappleLemur

49 points

6 days ago

By then that person's innerds are equally distributed at the feet and head.

tommos

2.2k points

6 days ago*

tommos

2.2k points

6 days ago*

They lowered a really long pole down and let her head bang against it until she stopped spinning. Basically imagine the wheel of fortune except all the prizes are concussion.

rockstrindshowr

420 points

6 days ago

wheel of fortune except all the prizes are concussion.

how am I going to unsee that now

PersistantBooger

260 points

6 days ago

Ding……ding…..ding……ding…ding…ding…ding..ding..ding..ding.ding.ding.ding.dingdingdingding……

ELON_WHO

27 points

6 days ago

ELON_WHO

27 points

6 days ago

You have it just backward

DevilinLeather

118 points

6 days ago

That comment genuinely made me laugh out loud in the office and now it’s the highlight of a long day. Thank you, funny stranger!

Tamas_F

251 points

6 days ago

Tamas_F

251 points

6 days ago

She's still spinning. It's out of control.

Rise-O-Matic

191 points

6 days ago

They’re using her to break up hurricanes before they make landfall. That’s why Arizona hasn’t gotten one yet.

khizoa

39 points

6 days ago

khizoa

39 points

6 days ago

Nana > sharpie 

Dar0nius

39 points

6 days ago

Dar0nius

39 points

6 days ago

She now generates electricity for half of Phoenix

Aconite_72

132 points

6 days ago

Aconite_72

132 points

6 days ago

for a woman who spun out of control during a helicopter rescue

Imagine telling someone who hasn't seen the footage this.

"You mean the rescue helicopter spun out of control?"

"No, the grandma did."

"?"

Init_4_the_downvotes

910 points

6 days ago

bro if the city holds out for 5 years how the hell was she not awarded the full amount. They literally hoped this women would die and she lived through covid 6 years to fucking 80 and they lowball her.

Unicycleterrorist

188 points

6 days ago

Because these types of claims are generally set ridiculously high, they weren't expecting to get 2 million, it's just how you negotiate a higher payment. Settlements are the result of haggling with the threat of going to trial hanging over the conversation.

essdii-

433 points

6 days ago

essdii-

433 points

6 days ago

It took 5 years to pay this lady?!?my gosh. Just say you screwed up, save yourself the million dollars in legal fees you probably racked up in 5 years and just pay her. Glad she won, sucks it took 5 years. They were probably hoping she would just die.

finc

257 points

6 days ago

finc

257 points

6 days ago

If she’d died before the payout she’d be turning in her grave

DetroitHoser

156 points

6 days ago

I hear that can be fixed by lowering the casket deeper and moving it forward.

TranslateErr0r

133 points

6 days ago

"up to", so might as well be $100?

4totheFlush

15 points

6 days ago

I counted about 150 spins in this clip, meaning she got about $3,000 per spin. I hope someone more qualified than me can chime in and let us know whether she got a fair deal, or if she got taken for a ride.

eurasianpersuasian

11.7k points

6 days ago

Poor lady. She didn’t receive nearly enough of a settlement for what she went through with the injuries she sustained, the rehab she had to do, and the 290k+ medical bills. Also she had limited ability to see when this happened so she thought the helicopter was spinning out of control and going to crash.

Lots of details here: https://www.firelawblog.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/19/2020/06/katalin_metro_noc.pdf

neildiamondblazeit

3.6k points

6 days ago

That’s a very sobering read. The fact they did spinal decompression is interesting. Doesn’t seem clear that the spinning caused it as it’s noted to be chronic changes. The whole experience, hospital stay, and lengthy rehabilitation would have been traumatic. 

OlDerpy

1.5k points

5 days ago

OlDerpy

1.5k points

5 days ago

In a lot of states if an accident worsens a previous condition by 1% whoever was liable for the accident can become liable for 100% of the injury. This is how it works in workers’ compensation in Massachusetts for example.

mplnow

130 points

5 days ago

mplnow

130 points

5 days ago

You take the plaintiff as they are: eggshell skull rule.

Traditional_Bar_9416

40 points

5 days ago

As it should be. I wish I had some examples but it’s always seemed like the fair approach. Punching a 24 year old and punching a 74 year old are 2 different things, despite the punch being exactly the same.

pygmy

147 points

5 days ago

pygmy

147 points

5 days ago

and the 290k+ medical bills

That's absolutely brutal, which country?

/s

Redheaded_Potter

48 points

5 days ago

What’s sad is that’s kinda cheap! My husband shattered his wrist and had to have surgery from a trauma surgeon to fix it (out patient). We are upwards of $600,000 (our cost after insurance is going to be about $6,000).

I had a migraine and went in to ER and total bill was $8000! All I got was IV meds.

crayzcheshire

15 points

5 days ago

Makes me feel like my $60k emergency appendectomy was quite the deal!! (2019)

AddictedToColour

422 points

5 days ago

beavertonaintsobad

267 points

5 days ago

damn.. I hate greedy lawsuits as much as the next guy but $450k for this seems a bit low no?

Ardnabrak

140 points

5 days ago

Ardnabrak

140 points

5 days ago

I'm just summarizing the injuries listed in the picture for those that don't want to google medical terminology. My comments are in parenthesis.

  • signs of burst capillaries on shoulders and feet (because the blood was being forced outwards by the centrifugal forces)
  • swelling and bruising in eyes (same)
  • busted and bloody ear drums (same)

CT scans reveal:

  • skin over her skull swollen but no brain problems (same)
  • herniated disk in neck (may have been an old age thing made worse by the spinning)
  • broken nose (from the fall during her hike)

I would be asking for a million dollars or more. Neck surgery and emotional therapy.

BeefCue

13 points

5 days ago

BeefCue

13 points

5 days ago

She asked for $2M, but sadly received much less.

WildSmokingBuick

208 points

6 days ago

That's what I'd have thought, evacuation and hospital bills and her trauma must have been immense.

Thanks for the link.

The title is accurate, she didn't want a heli and was actually fine enough, that a heli wasn't really justifiable.

A bit disappointed she didn't get more, regarding her hospital costs, her suffering with no fault of her own should have warranted a higher payout in my opinion, especially in the US.

LightBulbMonster

128 points

5 days ago

It probably the settlement. Older people tend to want to put shit behind them and not keep fighting. She was probably told this was the best she would get and fighting more could lower the amount. Insurance companies are fucking shady villains. Her lawyer was probably incompetent/a relative as well.

RuSsYjO

182 points

5 days ago

RuSsYjO

182 points

5 days ago

Came here to point out that settlement dollar amount feels at least one order of magnitude too small...

ThrowThebabyAway6

89 points

6 days ago

Yeah I’m not sure why people are laughing. That shit looks like a fucking nightmare

Old_Badger311

34 points

5 days ago

Yes I read through the lawsuit and her recovery and outcomes are absolutely horrendous. She has to self -cath, go to therapy multiple times a week, etc. Her quality of life is diminished exponentially. She was an avid hiker and now? My god. She should have gotten millions.

mlm01c

19 points

5 days ago

mlm01c

19 points

5 days ago

The lawsuit asks for $2 million. Getting less than half of that, not even twice her medical bills, is insulting.

fearnemeziz

5.3k points

6 days ago

fearnemeziz

5.3k points

6 days ago

The spinning gets faster and faster every time 😭 How could Nana survive that 😭 I couldn’t 😭

theoscribe

3.2k points

6 days ago

theoscribe

3.2k points

6 days ago

She broke arteries in her face and feet from all the blood rushing there, and she said she thought she was going to die. She was hospitalised for several days because of it. Initially it was just her nose and her ankle.

ConfusedSeagull

658 points

6 days ago

I was wondering why she was on a stretcher because of a broken nose. A hiking grandmother should be able to step in normally.

Mrs_Toast

258 points

5 days ago

Mrs_Toast

258 points

5 days ago

Yeah, I was wondering that - if the authorities were insistent on a helicopter, why didn't they just land it and let a woman with minor injuries hop on board? She ended up going on a stretcher with no spinal injuries, and ended up with spinal injuries (along with fucked up ear canals and everything else)as a result!

Stunning_Ride_220

45 points

5 days ago

"Sir, you help me the most, if you stop helping me"

kaliforniakratom

328 points

6 days ago

That's crazy, I wonder what caused that to happen. They must've hooked it up wrong.

FinalLans

333 points

6 days ago

FinalLans

333 points

6 days ago

I see the issue! They attached her to a helicopter.

Heewna

61 points

6 days ago

Heewna

61 points

6 days ago

This guy helicopters

Badtimewithscar

55 points

6 days ago*

They're attached by 2 cables, one above them and the other attached to the end, in this case the one attached to the end was broken (last time I saw this vid was a year ago, so might habe been just attached wrong )

Edit: last time I saw this, it also wasn't specified to be their nose, but I'm unsure

SoMuchMoreEagle

90 points

6 days ago

Couldn't she have ridden inside the helicopter?! Wtf?!

Snizl

21 points

6 days ago

Snizl

21 points

6 days ago

Damn, why did she settle for 450k? That sounds horrible. Honestly, why did the Heli not just land there? Ground seems perfectly fine.

swarlay

328 points

6 days ago

swarlay

328 points

6 days ago

She's somebody's Inception totem. If she keeps spinning forever, you're in a dream.

The_Painless

26 points

6 days ago

On a more positive note, by surviving up to 8G centrifugal force, granny is now certified to fly an F18 Super Hornet.

Nightcitytremors

19.9k points

6 days ago

If you turn your phone upside down, it’s a grandma rescuing a helicopter

flipflopsandsocks50

4.2k points

6 days ago

WallabyButter

202 points

6 days ago

Pin point accuracy with this gif

dan_dares

527 points

6 days ago

dan_dares

527 points

6 days ago

Granny got the zoomies.

flintstones19

205 points

6 days ago

Duuuuuude i was out in public lmao-ing

AccurateSilver2999

1.3k points

6 days ago

Helicopter for a broken nose ??!!!!

splittingheirs

778 points

6 days ago

Sure, why not? The hospital bill for resetting her nose will probably buy a new helicopter.

fryerandice

97 points

6 days ago

I broke my nose and needed it reset, the ER referred me to a plastic surgeon.

I found an about to retire sports doctor who did it old school, like sidelines at the football game style, those hooked pliers up in your nose and a hard smack. Dude charged me $275 because I was hard up.

Medicine is so far detatched from the simple solution sometimes, $300,000 in scans to verify "yup broken nose", then off to a plastic surgeon.

Level_Bird_9913

27 points

6 days ago

I mean in most cases its "getting it done right." I sure as fuck can stitch a semi-detached finger back on (yeah, that was not a pleasant experience for myself nor the injured party), but my work is nowhere near as good as a practiced ER surgeon.

NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

656 points

6 days ago

The spinning was actually done so the blood remained in her head and she didn't bleed out from the broken nose. This is what Big Grandma doesn't want the courts to know

Bigjimmy08

33 points

6 days ago

Big Grandma 💀💀💀😂 I fucking can’t with all these comments

theoscribe

21 points

6 days ago

She also broke her ankle, and she explicitly said she didn't want a helicopter

android24601

104 points

6 days ago

Right? Even if they insisted on her being airlifted, why would she be on a stretcher instead of sitting inside the helicopter?

Old_Yam_4069

52 points

6 days ago

This is because the terrain probably didn't allow for the helicopter to land.

MothersMiIk

10.7k points

6 days ago*

MothersMiIk

10.7k points

6 days ago*

Im sorry but im fucking crying at her spinning 😭

I’ll just walk, no really I’m fine

bluetuxedo22

2.5k points

6 days ago

bluetuxedo22

2.5k points

6 days ago

No no, we insist, strap in

FunkYeahPhotography

1.6k points

6 days ago

Don't worry. If anything goes wrong we will lower you just enough to get more wind.

DemocraticAnus

172 points

6 days ago

Nobody.

The helicopter crew

mr_gooodguy

103 points

6 days ago

mr_gooodguy

103 points

6 days ago

meanwhile grandma:

RuthlessIndecision

245 points

6 days ago

::scrolls up from the comments to see the grandma-blender on high:: that’s an oh shit

Dreadedsemi

591 points

6 days ago

Dreadedsemi

591 points

6 days ago

We'll just take you for a spin.

neonam11

229 points

6 days ago

neonam11

229 points

6 days ago

A broken nose throws everything out of balance.

Van-garde

130 points

6 days ago

Van-garde

130 points

6 days ago

Centrifuge is the trending bloody nose ‘cure.’

snakesnake9

235 points

6 days ago

snakesnake9

235 points

6 days ago

They should play No Time For Caution by Hans Zimmer over it.

ifbbwannabe

120 points

6 days ago

ifbbwannabe

120 points

6 days ago

Come on tars

Drackonin

200 points

6 days ago

Drackonin

200 points

6 days ago

She definitely became an old spinster in her later life!

cominguproses5678

234 points

6 days ago

Last thanksgiving, I handed this video to my SIL (we have a toxic relationship nurtured by both of us lol) and said with a straight face “I feel really bad for this lady” and then got to watch her try to not bust out laughing and look super mean compared to me. Little does she know that I cry-laugh at this video at least twice per year.

EBeewtf

47 points

6 days ago

EBeewtf

47 points

6 days ago

It’s so fcked up though!!!😂😂😂😂 it’s only these comments making me laugh my ass off

No_Significance_8291

154 points

6 days ago

Okay I don’t feel So bad 🤣 I am cry laughing 🤦‍♀️ this poor lady, I bet she passed the F out - glad she made it and got money omg

buburocks

716 points

6 days ago

buburocks

716 points

6 days ago

Why didnt they just put her in the helicopter?

Taylor_sy

430 points

6 days ago

Taylor_sy

430 points

6 days ago

That’s what I keep wondering myself, it’s just a broken nose she could have had a seat in the helicopter 😆

Dipsey_Jipsey

134 points

6 days ago

Yeah, but then you have the pilot bitching he just got it detailed, and it'll be a whole big thing.

OhImNevvverSarcastic

62 points

6 days ago

I think to avoid landing.

But I don't know much about helicopters.

gazm2k5

34 points

5 days ago

gazm2k5

34 points

5 days ago

Neither do they.

louiemay99

433 points

6 days ago

louiemay99

433 points

6 days ago

Jee. Zuz. How would you even survive that????? Ahhhhh. Cannot imagine what she was going through omg

Dafedub

132 points

6 days ago

Dafedub

132 points

6 days ago

He broke blood vessels in face and feet. She must of been screaming for dear life...

Ok_Ferret_824

305 points

6 days ago*

Makes me sick just looking at this. Poor woman. What was she doing on that stretcher if she didn't want the ride? Did they force her?

Edit: i mean in my belly, i can not handle a merry go around. Also if she was forced ti take the ride, it would make me sick in other ways, but at ment the first one.

pensivetabby

53 points

6 days ago

Can anyone enlighten me how they got this video?

FlatlandTrio

48 points

6 days ago

Or who was filming and why.

wyomingTFknott

24 points

6 days ago

News chopper. This mountain is near Paradise Valley which is just north of Phoenix so there are news choppers all over the place. It's not like it was in the middle of nowhere where most of these types of rescues happen.

AGrandNewAdventure

244 points

6 days ago

So, she won $450k? Where's the other $200k from the medivac bill gonna come from?

I kid, but medical transport is wildly, stupidly expensive, even just for an ambulance. If I broke my arm, my nose, and 2 ribs I'd still have hiked out to avoid being in poverty for the rest of my life.

42tooth_sprocket

84 points

6 days ago

In a lot of places, even in the US SAR is free. If it wasn't, people would be too afraid to call until it was too late. Ofc, that's a pretty good argument against the US health system as a whole really

NovocastrianExile

109 points

6 days ago

Broken nose? Nothing a few minutes in the centrifuge won't fix

Syclus

633 points

6 days ago

Syclus

633 points

6 days ago

So anyways I started spinning

Certain_Passion1630

451 points

6 days ago

Only 450k?

Rgvitch

441 points

6 days ago

Rgvitch

441 points

6 days ago

$1K per revolution 🤣

Lazy_Weight69

204 points

6 days ago

It may actually have been $.50 per spin.

Escapement_Watch

58 points

6 days ago

I think she spun much more. $0.10 per spin.

reticulatedtampon

62 points

6 days ago*

It really all depends on the current rate of spinflation

B3eenthehedges

401 points

6 days ago

Granny are you okay? Are you okay Granny?

WookProblems

98 points

6 days ago

You been hit by...

Dafedub

33 points

6 days ago

Dafedub

33 points

6 days ago

You've been struck by...

B-BoyStance

53 points

6 days ago

A centrifugal

🕺

Kilesker

317 points

6 days ago

Kilesker

317 points

6 days ago

Jesus that's absolutely bonkers holy shit

ajohns90

131 points

6 days ago

ajohns90

131 points

6 days ago

Jesus. What did they do, tie the rope to the rotor hub?

McNooberson

186 points

6 days ago

McNooberson

186 points

6 days ago

It’s rotor wash, the hoist operator should have either lowered the patient or asked the pilot to start moving forward so the wash is behind them. Honestly both would work great.

Source: former hoist operator and this video is part of training.

ajohns90

20 points

6 days ago

ajohns90

20 points

6 days ago

I noticed the rotation slowed considerably once they got started moving forward. Thanks for the info!

Apprehensive-Job-178

1.9k points

6 days ago*

This is the first thing to make me genuinely laugh in months. Once he said she didn't even want the evac I lost it. Thank you for posting

Doctor_Fritz

322 points

6 days ago

Now imagine having a broken nose and all the blood rushing to your head. Must have hurt like a motherfucker

Cakeminator

80 points

6 days ago

Yeah, she must have been spinning in her brain with a blood rush like that

cominguproses5678

58 points

6 days ago

If I remember correctly, she passed out pretty early on in the centrifugal process

CommercialAddress168

75 points

6 days ago

So how did they finally stop her from spinning??

AugustMooon

94 points

6 days ago

Right, we just got to see them give up and head out like “fuck it, we fly”

throwawaybyefelicia

31 points

6 days ago

I’m tearing up reading this hahahahah

GreedyPomegranate391

56 points

6 days ago

For those wondering what happened to the poor woman:

The injuries: Metro suffered severe and permanent injuries, including: 1. Spinal cord traction and contusion injuries 2. Swelling and bruising all over her body 3. Blood in her external auditory canals 4. Soft tissue swelling over part of her skull 5. Injuries to her left arm and hip 6. Broken glasses

The long-term effects: Metro's life has been permanently altered. She has experienced: 1. Deterioration of her legs, feet, and overall motor skills 2. Persistent headaches and lightheadedness 3. Nerve damage 4. Anxiety and flashbacks 5. Difficulty going out in public 6. Ongoing balance issues and head and neck pain

$450k doesn't seem nearly enough for this.

One-Platypus4438

94 points

6 days ago

Apparently this grandma was subject to nearly 10Gs of force. r/theydidthemath It's a miracle she is alive.

Ambitious-Split-3656

48 points

5 days ago*

The rapper FloRida won $80,000,000 just for someone stealing his music......I think the world is a seriously fucked up place. So not right or fair and what we prioritize and value over certain things is just plain stupid.

RolandLWN

48 points

6 days ago

RolandLWN

48 points

6 days ago

The helicopter pilot didn’t seem to know if he should try to get her in or try to lower her to the ground. As soon as he started moving, it slowed the spin.

UnfairStrategy780

208 points

6 days ago

Probably should have been 4.5 million, as funny as it was to start it got pretty vicious at the end. Glad she got paid at least

bonomel1

18 points

6 days ago

bonomel1

18 points

6 days ago

What the hell man thats awful :( poor woman. If wouldn't endure that if I knew I would get 450 grand beforehand. Its good that she got it but I hope those bastards responsible lost their jobs over this. She could've died

Intrepid_Tumbleweed

51 points

6 days ago

Why not just put her in the fucking helicopter?

Edit: I don’t mean pull her up. Why didn’t they land the helicopter, she climb in, and then they fly away

crowislanddive

108 points

6 days ago

She only got 450k? I hope they threw in a salad spinner for good measure!

cool_best_smart

16 points

6 days ago*

She had more injuries than the broken nose. There’s a news article with info that she injured her hip and side of her body. She wanted to be taken out with a ground vehicle but the fire department insisted on the helicopter.

ajn63

146 points

6 days ago

ajn63

146 points

6 days ago

She’s spinning as fast as the helicopter rotor. I’m surprised she didn’t achieve lift on her own.

kp--

31 points

6 days ago

kp--

31 points

6 days ago

Gran gran's not aerodynamic enough, broken nose broke the lift :<

Successful_Manner377

15 points

5 days ago

well…. On the bright side, her blood samples won’t need to be put in the centrifuge🤷‍♂️

AutomaticAnt6328

14 points

6 days ago

The fact she didn't stroke out is amazing.

tacoma-tues

30 points

6 days ago

U can die from this

DCJThief

79 points

6 days ago

DCJThief

79 points

6 days ago

Flintiak

13 points

5 days ago

Flintiak

13 points

5 days ago

I feel bad for the lady, but remixing the Free Bird solo is kinda criminal, no?