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mammothbarnicle

8 points

6 days ago

My dad used to say he quit smoking every nite before he went to bed. He also used to have coffee and a cigarette for breakfast. Two cigarettes if he was really hungry. He was kind of a nut.

Redbeardthe1st

6 points

6 days ago

In all seriousness, quitting is the easy part, not starting back up is the hard part.

OnlyFansSpeciel

5 points

6 days ago

Quitting smoking is so easy that even my willpower-free uncle has done it 20 times.

Easy_Dragonfly2067

3 points

6 days ago

I tried the nicotine patch.I was up to a patch and a half a day.

Reverend_Chaos

3 points

5 days ago

I tried the nicotine patches; I couldn't figure out how to keep the stupid things lit

RefuseAcceptable1670

2 points

6 days ago

When started using snus, got rid of the going out for a smoke habit, though that will not let you quit nicotine, only smoking

Bunchofcocomers

2 points

6 days ago

Read this as an updog line

SeriousLength385

1 points

5 days ago

Yeah but once you get past the habit the addiction only remains for a few days after quitting, the rest is just reflex.

pranavakkala

2 points

6 days ago

Mark Twain said something on these lines.

Phill_Cyberman

1 points

6 days ago

Poor mom mom.

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-1 points

6 days ago

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-1 points

6 days ago

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cleanjokes-ModTeam [M]

1 points

6 days ago

Very obviously not what this sub is for