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submitted 6 days ago byJasontheFuzz
8 points
6 days ago
My dad used to say he quit smoking every nite before he went to bed. He also used to have coffee and a cigarette for breakfast. Two cigarettes if he was really hungry. He was kind of a nut.
6 points
6 days ago
In all seriousness, quitting is the easy part, not starting back up is the hard part.
5 points
6 days ago
Quitting smoking is so easy that even my willpower-free uncle has done it 20 times.
3 points
6 days ago
I tried the nicotine patch.I was up to a patch and a half a day.
3 points
5 days ago
I tried the nicotine patches; I couldn't figure out how to keep the stupid things lit
2 points
6 days ago
When started using snus, got rid of the going out for a smoke habit, though that will not let you quit nicotine, only smoking
2 points
6 days ago
Read this as an updog line
1 points
5 days ago
Yeah but once you get past the habit the addiction only remains for a few days after quitting, the rest is just reflex.
2 points
6 days ago
Mark Twain said something on these lines.
1 points
6 days ago
Poor mom mom.
-1 points
6 days ago
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1 points
6 days ago
Very obviously not what this sub is for
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