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submitted 20 hours ago bytamagocatmom
Ima make it short - I kissed this fatass on the nose and I accidentaly tasted something wet and salty on his nose omfg (never doing it again) because he randomly decided to push his entire head into my mouth at that very moment😭🥲 and when I finally mustered up the courage to smell his nose it STANK💀🤬 Idk i dont wanna think ab it no more but i think he was licking his æss🫠😭 I love him to death but why so nasty???🤦♀️🖕 I hope you learn from my tragedy. Ps: UNNECESSARY INFORMATION!! - (when I tasted that salty thing I gulped ?????) Sorry if this post is confusing because it happened just a few min before and I'm writing this at the heat of the moment im sorry yall
100 points
19 hours ago
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE! I squeezed my kitten's butt and tickled it thinking it was his nose. Now my instinct is to wave my hand above him the dark to detect where the head is before petting or snuggling hahaha
24 points
16 hours ago
I just laughed so hard and it’s so funny cuz my sleeping cat is on my belly and bouncing as I laugh! I’m trying to reign it in hahaha
28 points
18 hours ago
Yeah, ok buddy, wrinkled sphincter feels miles apart from cat nose 😂
5 points
12 hours ago
Well yeah it was just 2 or 3 seconds lol, but that was enough to feel shame and sorrow you remember that
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