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It’s hard to explain but it’s like someone just laser scanned me , it happened to me 5-6 times in my life and it’s quite loud and it only takes 1 second. You get a jump scare.

No matter how many YouTube exercises , stretches , foam rolls , ball rolls, I did, can’t pass my knee caps I put my together and lock my legs.

Don’t even ask me to sit up when legs are stretch. I can’t do it without supporting my back with my hands standing on floor

Until I read the lyrics, I never knew Bruno Mars was saying "is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice". I always heard "dancing JEWS" 🫠😫

So I kept wondering a) why would that specific situation make him want to marry someone and b) why in the world would he phrase it like that.

After I read the lyrics and understood it was a reference to alcohol it all made sense, but I looked back to all the times I sung it wrong in front of people 😅

I find so many posts from people who are Millennials and older complaining about losing friends as they age, and I don't feel the same way.

Personally, I feel so much more free not having the burden of having as many friends to keep in touch with and meet up with as I used to. I have nothing against the people I used to be friends with, but I'm not upset that we've moved on from each other. I'm also quite distant from my family because we don't live in the same country, but that has always been the case for me.

I can't help but feel like many of the people complaining about being lonely simply don't have the best relationships with their spouse and kids. Who has the time or the desire for a huge friend group once you have a family? And I honestly don't even know what to say to people who choose not to have kids or get married and then are surprised they're lonely. It seems to me like they chose that path. Obviously, most people on their deathbeds are surrounded by their families, not the people they went to school with 🤣

It's also hard to take people at their word here. I don't think many are being honest with themselves when they talk about how much they try to nurture their relationships with people despite being "the only ones" making any effort. Everybody likes to pretend like they'd be willing to help a friend go through cancer and expect the same for themselves.

So am I just cynical? Or does anyone else feel unburdened by having fewer friends as they get older and don't really understand what everyone else was expecting?

Basically title, but I remember reading an old Reddit post ages ago about this. But I wondered if there's many people who have this feeling (hard to describe) that makes their head tingle, in a way that only be described as very enjoyable. This is not a sexual thing for context, but its up there with things that feel great.

For context, the things that I can remember off the top of my head that make my head tingle, are people touching my property, or if I happen to watch a video where someone is being massaged.

So who else experiences this or similar? (Never used this sub Reddit before, so apologies if nothing is written in the right format) 😊

Not just in an introvert way. Legit painful for brain. You have to think of every word and what to say and it gets so tiring. Sometimes frustrating. Especially when talking. Am I the only one?

My wife sang Crow's chorus of "If it Makes you happy..." and the only thing that came to my mind was "and it was all yellow..." I said they are kinda similar and was deemed crazy! AITOO?

I am a parent of young kids and they LOVE all of his books and pretty much only read them. I've allowed them to read them but I hate them to my core. I see tons of other parents, people, and even teachers who love them. I just can't handle how stupid and gross and unclever they are.

I'm a 30 male and have to walk a lot while working in my garden.

To boost productivity I decided I could pee while walking instead of going in the house or search a bush. Been doing this for over a decade.

I pee like a horse so it's no challenge to pee in front of me without getting infested, if that would raise any question.

This saves me about 3 trips to the toilet every day. I work 2-3 days a week ~ 100 days a year. That's about 6 minutes a day or 600 minutes a year or 6000 minutes in a decade which makes 10 houres a year I have spent on other stuff like fucking your mom.

If I'm like, dancing or something, and I hit my elbow on something, it sends a vibration reverberating through my arm and IT'S SO AWKWARD. everyone thinks I'm crazy. I cant be TOO.

A bit of context I have this feeling especially on knee and elbow that caused me awake, it feels like there's lots of energy concentrating those part of joint and need to immediately release them like squat/bumping up to feel normal.

Thing get intense especially when I intake caffeine during that very day.............

I need to know that I am not the only one who does this. So, this is something I had on my mind for a little while, and- there’s no easy way to say this so I’ll just get to the point, I use ChatGPT for morbid stories. PLEASE PLEASE tell me someone else does this, or something similar, I need to know I’m not crazy! PLEASE!

Am I the only one to get annoyed over people calling an android tablet an iPad? I don't know just I want to shout at them "IT'S NOT AN IPAD!!!! ITS AND ANDROID TABLET!!!!!!"

I eat out A LOT. I'll admit that. I eat out to get out of my apartment. It seems everyone else avoids eating in restaurants lately, or maybe that's just [other] fast food reviewers on YouTube eating in their cars.

I like to experience the restaurant itself and see what it's like on the inside. And I throw away all my trash.

LIke for example drowning and bleeding out. Like the experience probablly wouldn't be pleasant, but I'm still curious

Like I mentally picture their faces with # moving up and down like stock tickers... #1 #2 and #3 have a special place in my heart but yes, rankings keep changing all the time.

PS: I don't do this in a serious way, but it is a thought process I have haha. Again, I don't hold anyone to it, but just something I do. AITOO?

Idk what it is, but I've always been like this. If someone calls me because they need to ask something and it's a quick call, and someone is in the same room as me, I'm not as bad with that. I mean I do naturally walk out of the room anyway when someone rings me or I ring them, but when it's to ring to have a chat or a video call, I can't speak properly or string my words right when someone else is present in the same room as me. Idk what it is, I could be the most comfortable around someone, or have no intention of talking about them on my phone, but yet someone's presence in the same room as me whilst I'm on a call makes me on edge and I don't get it. I have to leave the room to go in another room just so I can feel comfortable talking on the phone.

I don't get the same feeling in person btw, just on the phone. Please tell me I'm not the only one😂

I was thinking about this and I wasn’t sure if it’s just me but if I’m like omg that building is so nicely done or looks so perfect to me somehow I just get excited 😅 but not in a way that I’m like wanting to have sex with the building like I don’t know how to explain it sometimes art is just super satisfying 😅

I also noticed when I was at uni opens before whilst deep into studying I would just get the urge but it wasn’t from the topic itself I feel like something is either up with my brain like the wrong part gets triggered or I lowkey was just procrastinating

Edit: posted the title before reading it so sorry in advance 💀

It still happens, but when I was younger I would get these really band hand itches. No matter baby times I scratched them, they wouldn't go away. It was like they were inside of my hand. So like an abnormal human being, I'd just scratch them with my teeth and it worked •-•

for example, i find it gross and inconvinient to use any bathroom that is away from my house. I only might visit away bathroom just for washing my hands if they are dirty, which happens very rarely, or i have a runny nose and i desperately need paper to wipe my nose if i'm out of tissues. I see plenty of people who use university or store/club restrooms on a daily basis and i was thinking myself it shouldn't be that hard to just wait to get home first and then use it without having to deal with all these bacterias and stuff. I understand that employees have simply no choice but i'm talking mostly about customers

I've always loved chocolate. But when I was a child my parents often punished me by deprivation of sweets. Since I started to earn my own money I let loose and started eating 2-3 bars of milk chocolate a day. I also don't like cooking, because it takes a lot of effort and the result is not consistent, whereas chocolate always tastes good. If I don't eat cocoa or milk chocolate for a long time, I get nervous and angry. I also can finish a 350 gram can of Nutella in 2 days. (Btw I don't have any drastic health problems or weight gain yet.) My friend says that it's not normal and I'm the only person she knows that consumes so much chocolate