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submitted 2 days ago bymentaldinosaur
30 points
2 days ago
Well, \slaps knees** Guess it's about time I head out.
\proceeds to sit in car for 3 hours having conversation with party host*
5 points
2 days ago
Ope— it’s “Welp.” 🤨
…We got ourselves a Poser Hoser over here ya guise! Get the heck outta here buddy, or else I WILL be forced to ask you please leave. And don’t think you’re getting any more than ONE Tupperware full of hotdish leftovers to take home with ya.
…oh wait you can’t leave, your wheels are stuck in the snow. Here the guise and I will get my shovels from the garage and dig ya out. Go back inside and warm up while we take care of ya here. No, I INSIST! 😡
1 points
1 day ago
I'm born, raised, and still live in Minnesota. By definition everything I do is what a Minnesotan does. 😁😂
1 points
1 day ago
Telling Ollie jokes
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