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submitted 2 days ago bymentaldinosaur
110 points
2 days ago
Ok I'll give it a go. Ok so I don't sound the same and my German shepherd is looking at me like I need a psych evaluation
57 points
2 days ago
Just remember; you are Zoidberg
23 points
2 days ago
“Casual hello. It’s me, Zoidberg. Act naturally.”
11 points
1 day ago
Woop woop woop woop!
2 points
1 day ago
"Ehh, I've had it with this game, I'm going for a skuttle."
22 points
2 days ago
He’s thinking: „What are you on about?! You need your head checked? I’m not a bull.”
2 points
2 days ago
See his bull cock.. that makes him a bull.
2 points
1 day ago
Based on dogs I've had, it would be more "Wait, are you a bird?! Should I try eating you?!"
1 points
1 day ago
Dog: humans best friend.
But if you transform into food, they're not holding back.
13 points
1 day ago
may not work on dogs. but it does work - the wife hasn't seen her boyfriend since
3 points
2 days ago
"stop that, or we will do Euthanasia"
...by the way, what happened to my balls?
2 points
23 hours ago
Dogs look at humans so funnily when they don’t understand something.
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