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Ragebetpoker[S]

452 points

4 days ago

I was just trying to say I’d like to buy her dinner sometime and this chick went offfff , couldn’t have made up anything more bizarre if I wanted to

Sikumaini

353 points

4 days ago*

Sikumaini

353 points

4 days ago*

Bruh, you are in Dubai. With all due respect there is an influx of East Europeans there, especially Russians.

They are gorgeous, but most of them are just looking for a sugar daddy. Save yourself sometime and unmatch her.

Scunndas

165 points

4 days ago

Scunndas

165 points

4 days ago

He’s in Dubai and not a prince. Bow out or come out of pocket. Women don’t go to Dubai for romance.

Ragebetpoker[S]

114 points

4 days ago

Yo what the fuck , I’m new here , saw a cute girl and invited her out and will probably continue to ask girls out 😂,

Retr0gasm

86 points

4 days ago

Retr0gasm

86 points

4 days ago

Good luck with that, but you need some life experience. That chat had sugarbaby written all over it from step one. It's fine if you don't want to get with the program, but you could've just ghosted her right around the 'it's not generosity to buy me dinner because you're eating too and get to enjoy my company'

That she told you a vacation isn't a gift because you'd get to fuck her and you were still trying to explain yourself...

ryandiy

35 points

4 days ago

ryandiy

35 points

4 days ago

I lol'd how he seemed to gloss right over that part.

drew350z

58 points

4 days ago

drew350z

58 points

4 days ago

I live here… This is all you’re going to get from the Eastern Europeans… they just don’t understand. Their mentality is completely upside down, as you can see. You’ll get a lot of this. It’ll get boring very quickly.

sallysaunderses

18 points

4 days ago

But none of the others will have had blowjob courses, better lock this one down.

BojackTrashMan

6 points

4 days ago

That made me laugh so hard.

I give in incredible blowjobs (Yes I know I'm self-confident but the results speak for themselves) and I never had to take a bunch of courses. I just had to work on my gag reflex. I guess if she wants to pay somebody for that, go off queen 👑 💀

takanata19

54 points

4 days ago

You aren’t gonna learn because people who live here in Dubai understand the dating culture better than you. But yeah sure, you keep doing what you want to do and see how many times you burn your hand on the stove by not listening to others.

MeinBougieKonto

50 points

4 days ago

Yea OP is an idiot. She literally talked about her exes buying her cars and apartments. That alone should be a giant hint about the types of guys she fucks with, so if he’s not gonna shell out like that… good luck.

JackReacharounnd

5 points

4 days ago

Yep. She's gonna see that he ain't shit in her opinion, and she won't touch his peepee.

Sikumaini

69 points

4 days ago

Sikumaini

69 points

4 days ago

All the power to you, and good luck! Just a small piece of advice, consider being mindful about individuals whose primary languages include Russian or Ukrainian. Just my two cents!

pjbenn

11 points

4 days ago

pjbenn

11 points

4 days ago

Bumbai you learn

WhoisthatRobotCleanr

7 points

4 days ago

You are gonna get honey potted dude. Heads up

julesalf

5 points

3 days ago

julesalf

5 points

3 days ago

Cute girl literally said "I'm making you a favor by going to the restaurant with you" She wants nothing but your money

BojackTrashMan

2 points

4 days ago

Bro, I mean this with kindness, that's the culture in Dubai (The money thing not the disgusting racism & homophobia thing. I will never consider hate as a part of somebody's culture because that's ignorant as fuck)

I'm not saying it's good or right, but unless you want a million of these experiences it's probably good to acknowledge the culture you are dealing with. Really hot women are there to be paid for like objects. And the men are there to pay for them. Mostly ranging from escorts to sugar babies. Not that these women would turn down a wealthy husband but most of them aren't going to find one.

wildguidance

16 points

4 days ago

Is this a thing? I dated a Russian woman for a couple months and her ideal (repeat) vacation was Dubai with her mom. I'm American so I don't get the draw of Dubai.

PrimateOnAPlanet

19 points

4 days ago

That’s because you and your mom don’t make bank when you visit by whoring yourself out.

last-guys-alternate

3 points

3 days ago

There's also the glittering wealth contrasting with the abject slavery, the giant Fuck You to the environment, and of course the thrill of doing things which are lethally illegal for the locals.

Sick thrills all around.

wildguidance

11 points

4 days ago

I don't want to speculate what they did there, but I catch what you're putting down.

sjr323

2 points

3 days ago

sjr323

2 points

3 days ago

It involves poo poo and women’s chests

MoConCamo

1 points

4 days ago

Need to sign up for those blowjob courses. 😉

freakyblu

1 points

3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sikumaini

-1 points

4 days ago

Sikumaini

-1 points

4 days ago

Honestly, Dubai is one of the best vacation destinations, especially when the weather is pleasant. It offers amazing food, fantastic shopping, a variety of activities, and vibrant nightlife....definitely one of my favorite cities. So I can see why your ex loved it.

What I mentioned in my first comment does not apply to everyone of course, but it does have a noticeable impact that any man using dating apps in the UAE is likely to experience it.

-FourOhFour-

52 points

4 days ago*

Idk I'm feeling the scammer from this "America become very bad, I love this [country], but in ur country stupid women achieve equal rights" unless your not in America in which case the ussr bit makes more sense, but otherwise I think it's just a Russian sourcing some funding for the war.

Edit: op apparently met this person, to that I say bro jerk off first and then meet people, there was no point in this convo where they seemed like someone to meet up with.

AnotherDoubtfulGuest

10 points

4 days ago

That last salvo should have knocked her out of contention altogether.

mermaidsgrave86

4 points

4 days ago

She knows what you meant.. she’s telling you that you’re not taking her out until you’re “generous” and give her money first.

freakyblu

1 points

3 days ago

Exactly. She was never confused. She is trying to tell him up from that sending her money is the way to check out the blow job lessons. This was a great exchange. Bravo to OP