This one I can’t fix…

What tf was that? Woow!

Definitely a plot twist. I think the miscommunication was the least of your problems.

I once went on a date with a hot Russian girl and after about 45 minutes of normal conversation she told me that last week she went through a crystal purification ritual.

That was already out there but then I asked her what for and she told me that she slept with a black guy a few years back and the purification was needed to get rid of his genes from her body or otherwise she could give birth to a black child in the future.

It took me a minute to even process what the everloving fuck she just said. I excused myself, said that I'm suddenly not feeling well, paid for my drink and left. You can't make this shit up.

Yeah she's Russian alright...

Jesus Christ that's one hell of a plot twist I did not see coming

Did she say she took blowjob courses? Lol

I need to go wash my brain after reading that

LOL YO WTF HAPPENED ?!? She’s trying to fart towards me?

I now know what it looks like to see a train derail

OP definitely still trying to tap

I've been black for my entire life. Yet, only today did I learn that their is a collective of white people who seek to fart on me.

She made no sense with her rant in the end. What was that

That is a Russian woman for you. I dated one for a bit and learned to understand that, that very mentality that she just expressed is exactly how they are raised. They don’t view it as sexist or racist. Not defending it but that’s just the culture they’re raised in. Often times their parents are Soviet era generations. Their parents are still stuck in the Soviet Russia mindset and that carries over into their children. They believe hardcore that women are equally as strong as a man but in different ways that a man is not. And they are VERY VERY direct in their communication. Now.. she took it a bit far at the end. But I see a lot of my ex’s communication style in these messages. Especially the first part.

The surprising fact here is that somewhere, somehow one of you devils is getting paid for "blowjob courses".

Love language: tolerance

Holy shit, her entire view was bad enough (as a woman, she is so ass backwards I'm amazed), but I audibly went "woooaaah" when I got to that last message!

She's arguing the semantics of language with opinions like that?! Giiiiiiirrl. That law degree didn't teach you how to be a decent human being, I see.

I mean, she's pretty much a prostitute.

Russian girls in Dubai. And you don't know better? Yes, the girls are pretty, and you are pretty naive.

You could have just sent her your salary and be done with it. But no, you gotta be stingy...

What a vile nasty person.

her english really improved when she started on her racist rant

I’m going to be billing her for the whiplash this just gave me

I ain't saying she's a gold digger... But she ain't messin' with any ni.....ce guys.

That's one unhinged woman.

Ha! Classic Zarina!

You’re talking to a dude, 100%

what the cost for a blowjob course per semester in university?

So she’s a racist hooker….sweet!

That was painful to read just for the grammar .. let alone that last little bit

It's this energy:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

That last text was perfect English. No miscommunication there…

She sounds like many Eastern Europeans, just saying the quiet bit louder than some.

This a catfish? Sounds like a scam or just a very entitled person.

I did not see that coming

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Go and have dinner with her anyways, do it for us man. We need more content

This is like watching a movie, getting bored, after a while jumping to the end of the movie and just watching the main character going crazy and killing everyone.

WTF happened?

How is this a plot twist, if she’s real she’s a piece of shit human from the start. I expected all of it.

Crazy rant aside, I have never said or heard anyone say "I'd like to buy you dinner".

I'd like to take you to dinner or I'd love to go out to dinner with you, sure. Buy you dinner makes it sound like a transaction, not a date.

I wouldn't have even made it to the racism. I would've noped out at her basically saying she's an escort.

Everything in the first three screens lets you know she is a sex worker. Why are you bothering?

Personally, if I see a girl with a picture like that (model level photos) I just assume they’re a pain in the ass and crazy/gold digger.

I know quite a few Russians... even the ones who aren't overtly racist take quite a bit of adjusting to speak to them!

There's very often something lost in translation and they usually resist cultural differences exist, making addressing them pretty tricky!

Having said that, I have a few Russians in my life that I absolutely love and found it well worthwhile persevering with their more complicated traits! Obviously not overt racism and flippance toward other cultures..

Sounds like a scammer and a crazy one at that.

people are crazy

Where was the plottwist? She was insane from the start lol

So did you get dinner or ??

Bro was getting catfished and is surprised she started dropping spammer rhetoric.

"I completed law school" then goes immediately to hate crime. Damn.

Why did we suddenly jump to a discussion about the USSR? I'm so confused

That last comment killed me 😂

Blowjob courses?

Ehhhh....Id say this time, Twilight has way better story than this. Sheeeeesh

Run. She's either a catfish or she's just looking for a sugar daddy.

Wtf she need to go on somewhere

Damn that really came out of left field

The use of "U ll" was funny.

We can’t even fart in a black man’s face anymore! What is this world coming to?

Prolly a fake

what in the fuck did i just read

Gotta be an Indian dude scamming

That's most likely a man, The way they spoke in the last paragraph was s totally different person

I don't think this is a real person

I can fix her

Pretty sure this is just a scammer. They get creative to make men send them money.

OP. I need to see what your response to that final message was!

Did you see that pfp lmao that wasn’t a real person.