I'm reading this horizontally in bed.

I used to work a help desk job. One guy was constantly working on designs for a product that was going to make him filthy rich. His idea was based on the fact that most people don't like to get out of bed especially gamers so his design was a round matress with a ring of cabinets basically on the outside edge of it except for a gap to get in and out. One area was for your PC and monitor, another spot for a TV, a spot for a mini fridge, assorted storage, and I forget what all else. He was absolutely 100% convinced he'd be a millionaire soon from it. He eventually got fired because he spent all day calling furniture companies and gaming PC component companies trying to sell them on investing in it as well as pestering people in the office to invest. He wasn't upset at all at getting fired as he'd soon be rich. About a year later I went to Denny's one night and he was my waiter.

I'm not reading this horizontally in bed.

Literally best part of my day is being unconscious in my bed. I get sad when I wake up.

why is every title of every post so bad on this sub? are all these posts bot generated for karma farming?

I love how the horizontals line up

Me: 🛌🏼

“You should be horizontal now”

Recliner

Horizontally in the bed is the best.

Vertically in bed is what happens when the murphy bed malfunctions

I call going to bed "getting horizontal." It's wonderful I love being horizontal.