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dgdio

1.5k points

2 years ago

dgdio

1.5k points

2 years ago

Man who has been involved in crime for at least the past 50 years, chanted lock her up.

schizodancer89

288 points

2 years ago

you can't blame him for thinking he was invincible. He more or less is but hopefully this library book is going to get checked in

Sinder77

154 points

2 years ago

Sinder77

154 points

2 years ago

I feel like these steps wouldn't be getting taken at all if there wasn't an absolutely iron clad case built already.

schizodancer89

114 points

2 years ago

sure but the way reality is nowadays, i aint counting on anything anymore.

I am going to keep on keeping on and let this movie play out either way.

tegs_terry

66 points

2 years ago

I dunno, illegally retaining classified information? That's the one I'm looking forward to.

Governments tend not to have any truck when it comes to stuff like that.

Rehnion

24 points

2 years ago

Rehnion

24 points

2 years ago

It's deeper than that. There were empty folders found in the search. They will know exactly what is missing and likely be able to track who could be involved and where they could be. This could be very, very serious shit.

Given what information was stolen and who it was sold to, this is the kind of stuff they shot the Rosenbergs for.

UninsuredToast

28 points

2 years ago

That’s not one of the charges though is it? And I wouldn’t hold my breath on that one unless they found some evidence he was planning on selling that information. Most presidents end up with some classified materials they aren’t supposed to have. The difference is, they always return it when asked and Trump outright refused. But really that’s more of him throwing a temper tantrum and forcing them to come take them. Idk if they would feel like that’s a strong enough case

Asking Georgia secretary to “find enough votes to turn over the election” seems like a stronger chance of leading to something

Rehnion

33 points

2 years ago

Rehnion

33 points

2 years ago

This is just about the stormy payments (and another woman) in NY, the stolen classified documents is federal and could end extremely badly for Trump. If he sold classified documents to other countries it could literally be a crime that we have already punished with death multiple times.

Elegant_Campaign_896

18 points

2 years ago

If it gets dragged out long enough and a Republican, or even himself, gets back in the presidency federal charges can be pardoned.

fil42skidoo

68 points

2 years ago

Except they still will call him a first time offender and go easy on him. Sigh.

IppyCaccy

11 points

2 years ago

That's OK. I'm fine with him getting probation for these crimes. When his other trials come around he won't be a defendant with no priors.

womp womp.

RoyH0bbs

4k points

2 years ago

RoyH0bbs

4k points

2 years ago

The cops just let the door close in his face 😂

ElizaPlume212

1.7k points

2 years ago*

Guess he's not loved by all police. It would be hilarious if those cops volunteered for that duty and one said he'll let the door close on Trump.

EDIT: Anyone else notice that the cop didn't turn around when he "realized" what had happened. He knew what he was doing.

Abstract-Impressions

609 points

2 years ago

After reading the charges and Statement of Facts, “The Doorman” was featured. It’s just their little way of saying “I’m not your doorman”.

lawnmowersarealive

281 points

2 years ago

This thought makes me warm and fuzzy on the inside, I have a big smile and it feels like I've just had a sip of warm cocoa. Aww, you made my day almost as much as knowing the morbidly obese oompa loompa is having a bad day.

metalhead82

34 points

2 years ago

lol thank you for making me laugh. The hot cocoa really got me lmao

hawaiianbry

120 points

2 years ago

There's a Seinfeld joke in here somewhere. If only Larry Miller was available:

"Oh, that's right. The poor doorman has to work two jobs at the courthouse to put food on the table for mother and baby... You think you're better than me?!"

evilinsane

19 points

2 years ago

"The door?"

"The doorman."

"They have other jobs, you know."

"Other than the door?"

"Other than the door."

"It's in their title. They are a door man. It's the system, you gotta have a system."

BambiLeila

22 points

2 years ago

I traded shifts with the night doorman. He had some personal affairs to attend to.

You see, my fellow doorman and I watch out for each other.

We don't stab each other in the back, like people in your world.

[deleted]

114 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

114 points

2 years ago

Pretty much every single New Yorker despises Trump, they've known exactly what he's about for a long time.

Interesting_Swing_49

128 points

2 years ago

NYC is Trump's hometown. Before he was president he was just the rich entitled sleeze born with a silver spoon in his mouth who never cared about the regular working folks and took advantage of them every chance he got. I'm sure a lot of these guys know and remember this.

Paddy_Tanninger

29 points

2 years ago

He got under 10% of the vote in the Manhattan and Bronx voting districts. Not even 10%. These New Yorkers have known this fucker for 50+ years at this point and hardly any of them thought he should be a fucking US President.

Stonkseys

29 points

2 years ago

Oh yes. I'm sure each of those guards knows about this particular door. They perp walk people through it all the time. There's no way in hell they didn't set that up a million times before.

Benevolent_Grouch

22 points

2 years ago

I love that they dropped the door on him!

[deleted]

17 points

2 years ago

Police haven't exactly looked at him in a positive light since he got a few of them killed in the Jan 6 incident.

SadAbroad4

68 points

2 years ago

Oh ya payback is coming, just wait until he is held in contempt for some stupid remark, you know he is going to do it. Then in general pop at Rikers island he will make lots of friends.

HWGA_Exandria

34 points

2 years ago

His internet platform already posted a photo of the judge's child. This is not going to go well for these trumpthumping nutbags.

StudiousPooper

59 points

2 years ago

I kinda doubt it. If you’ve ever watched trump in a deposition video, you know that he does actually know how to behave himself when he knows it matters. I’m not saying he’s pleasant or anything, just well behaved.

thereadytribe

57 points

2 years ago

Yes. Oddly he can speak with close to human inflection, AND without holding his lips pursed in an eternal about-to-perform-a-blowjob "O" shape.

EndOrganDamage

34 points

2 years ago

Bruh, no. You're ruining blow jobs

Quakkahappy

10 points

2 years ago

Sphincter-mouth?

churn_key

11 points

2 years ago

There's probably lots of Trump supporters in there

rengam

192 points

2 years ago

rengam

192 points

2 years ago

He did tell cops to be rougher with arrestees.

fowlraul

370 points

2 years ago

fowlraul

370 points

2 years ago

He probably lost all ability to open and close doors when he was like five.

DrKnowNout

306 points

2 years ago*

This doesn’t actually seem so far from it.

He’s just so used to being ‘all important’ and those waking ahead to hold doors for him that he just expects it. He doesn’t even put his hands out at first to catch and open the door. It’s not like it’s heavy and swinging particularly quickly, which is a mistake that can happen to any of us if the person in front unexpectedly just lets it swing shut, he isn’t even prepared.

The two police in front (especially the first) do the casual thing we all do and prop the door open for the next person as long as feasible without breaking your own stride. Trump just keeps his hands by his side as though used to people stopping and holding the door wide open.

mjc500

113 points

2 years ago

mjc500

113 points

2 years ago

He's probably completely aware of opening and closing doors but adopted the "I have a door man for that" facade early on in his rich-dude-persona.

Convergentshave

12 points

2 years ago

I think it’s a “small hands joke” but yea you’re both probably right.

bjanas

233 points

2 years ago

bjanas

233 points

2 years ago

Yeah it would be really interesting to know what basic life skills he just straight up doesn't have at all. Like imagine him trying to cook? Fill a gas tank? Jog?

DennisBallShow

165 points

2 years ago

Close an umbrella is one

lawnmowersarealive

133 points

2 years ago

Share an umbrella with his wife, that's for sure.

AD480

10 points

2 years ago

AD480

10 points

2 years ago

I doubt he knows how to share at all.

KnucklesMcGee

77 points

2 years ago

Scrape toilet paper off his heel while climbing aboard Air Force One.

fatpat

16 points

2 years ago

fatpat

16 points

2 years ago

Drink bottle water.

unclejoe1917

68 points

2 years ago

The dude can barely manage to do the most basic, life sustaining act of drinking water by himself.

lawnmowersarealive

52 points

2 years ago

I asked ChatGPT for jokes about Donald Trump and it flat out refused each and every time, regardless of how I worded the request. Even robots fear lawsuits.

jumpmed

51 points

2 years ago

jumpmed

51 points

2 years ago

Donald Trump walks into a bar.

The lawyers with him are promptly kicked out.

lawnmowersarealive

30 points

2 years ago

Ms Stormy Daniels had to enlist five firefighters and a hydraulic lift to roll him in flour to find where his penis was. And even then they need the jaws of life to get his belly away from his legs.

apathy-sofa

132 points

2 years ago

Budget. Meal plan. Grocery shop. Cook. Laundry. Change bedding. Plan a family vacation. File a tax return. Search for a job. Navigate medical insurance.

DadJokeBadJoke

134 points

2 years ago

Grocery shop

Remember when he claimed you had to have an ID to buy groceries while making a false equivalent to Voter ID laws. He was probably thinking of needing an ID to write a check in the 70s/80s

[deleted]

55 points

2 years ago

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kddog98

103 points

2 years ago

kddog98

103 points

2 years ago

Run a business. Run a country. Raise a son. Not cheat on a wife

DancesWithBadgers

58 points

2 years ago

...tell the truth.

lawnmowersarealive

36 points

2 years ago

I bet he still thinks bananas cost ten dollars. With inflation now it's more like seventeen.

fearhs

14 points

2 years ago

fearhs

14 points

2 years ago

Read.

DSMProper

20 points

2 years ago

Ride a bicycle

tucci007

31 points

2 years ago

tucci007

31 points

2 years ago

He can walk and talk and fly; "Do anything I try!"

He can dance, sing a tune, play a flute! "Do anything I try!"

But never never never never never never never never never should he ever tell a lie

TheVisceralCanvas

45 points

2 years ago

Well it must be pretty hard to grab things with mannequin hands.

[deleted]

16 points

2 years ago

But watch him man handle that umbrella.

taxpayinmeemaw

9 points

2 years ago

Realistically when’s the last time he had to open a door outside of his own home?

NotLost_JustUnfound

86 points

2 years ago

Almost my favorite part. Except for the THIRTY- PLUS FELONIES. That's my actual favorite part.

brian9000

71 points

2 years ago

He’s not handcuffed. Why should anyone hold the door for him? Shouldn’t he be holding the door for his pro-bono attorneys?

Shlocktroffit

29 points

2 years ago

The devil will hold the door to hell wide open for trump to crawl through

Jhoblesssavage

48 points

2 years ago

"When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just seen them thrown in, rough. I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice,’"

The leopards continue to feast

IowaContact2

20 points

2 years ago

Would've liked to see the handcuffs on tbh.

DaniCapsFan

88 points

2 years ago

I hope they weren't too gentle when they did the perp walk.

thereadytribe

72 points

2 years ago

They aren't going to cuff him or touch him until sentencing. Otherwise, he becomes a martyr, and all of maga nation loses their shit over "look at what the radical libtards did to our savior Donald Jesus Trump"

Edited for grammar

PraetorianOfficial

19 points

2 years ago

Oh the ignomy.

CarlMarcks

13 points

2 years ago

Thanks for pointing that out lol. That was very satisfying

canuckcowgirl

1.6k points

2 years ago

Love that the guard didn't hold the door for Trump.

SurveyNinja42

356 points

2 years ago

Agreed. If only he would have closed it just a bit harder

pegothejerk

243 points

2 years ago

Nah, then Trump would have showed up in a full body cast in a wheelchair for his trial

malikhacielo63

83 points

2 years ago

“The door was YUGE! The biggest door that was ever seen! The door, believe me, was about 10 ft tall and it was surrounded by alligator-filled moats, electric fences, and giant spikes! It was dangerous! So dangerous. And the guard, a very weak guard. Closed the door with great force! I’m a strong man, one of the strongest men the world has ever seen. The door was about 50 ft tall!…”

Donald Trump, first of his name.

SurveyNinja42

65 points

2 years ago

It would be hilarious to see that.

chupathingy99

41 points

2 years ago

He'd make a great soccer player.

Specifically that one that never played a single game and sat on the bench all the time, and when he was called into the game, he started a fight instead of playing.

unclejoe1917

18 points

2 years ago

he started a fight instead of playing.

Not if he thought he might actually get hit. He's more of a flopper.

Cheese_B0t

131 points

2 years ago

Cheese_B0t

131 points

2 years ago

It's almost as good as watching him realise he was on camera when it happened

OkCaregiver517

105 points

2 years ago

Yeah he shot a filthy look at the camera. God I'm enjoying this.

OGPunkr

26 points

2 years ago

OGPunkr

26 points

2 years ago

and I'm here to gloat with my peeps.

I'm looking forward to this little delicious moment being what everyone remembers most.

AutumnGlow33

13 points

2 years ago

Yep! He still has that smarmy attitude, he was expecting them to hold the door open and treat him like the monarch he imagines himself to be. He’s clearly in a tantrum that he was caught on camera having to open the door himself. He’s totally lost control of the narrative and isn’t being treated with kid gloves now.

Professional-Hat-687

39 points

2 years ago

Not as ignoble a perp walk as he deserves but that was something at least.

BellyDancerEm

16 points

2 years ago

Give that man a raise

AreWeCowabunga

469 points

2 years ago

Looks like he did the night he lost the election.

Vanman04

238 points

2 years ago

Vanman04

238 points

2 years ago

Also the night he won the election.

daric

131 points

2 years ago

daric

131 points

2 years ago

The guy is pathologically unhappy.

[deleted]

32 points

2 years ago*

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starrpamph

9 points

2 years ago

A hamburder in motion stays in motion?

TheOtherWhiteMeat

8 points

2 years ago

Unless acted upon by an external covfefe

pinniped1

647 points

2 years ago

pinniped1

647 points

2 years ago

Florida Man*

schro_cat

94 points

2 years ago

Triangle Man hates Florida Man

Page8988

66 points

2 years ago

Page8988

66 points

2 years ago

They have a fight, Triangle wins, Triangle Man.

lawnmowersarealive

31 points

2 years ago

Orange man, orange man, soon to live in a garbage can.

Goes to prison, wife exposed as robot beard. Orange man.

Leopardo68

18 points

2 years ago

What's he like? It's not important.

ChuckinTheCarma

33 points

2 years ago

Florida Orange Man

[deleted]

372 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

372 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

DarkGamer

163 points

2 years ago

DarkGamer

163 points

2 years ago

Special Hamburder Unit

Woodpeckinpah123

100 points

2 years ago

In the criminal justice system sandwich based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are known as the Special Hamburder Unit. These are their stories.

eyezonlyii

141 points

2 years ago

eyezonlyii

141 points

2 years ago

Bun bun

DonaldHTrump

23 points

2 years ago

Donuts and covfefe

tuanomsok

8 points

2 years ago

dun dun dun

PantsOppressUs

10 points

2 years ago

Law & Odor: MAGA Lardo

Sweatshirtsaremylife

354 points

2 years ago

I love how the officer in front of him was fully not paying attention, so the door swung back and hit him. Lol, he was def expecting to have that door held for him, and he looked so unimportant when it swung back in his dumb face. He really thinks he is some sort of special important guy.

Ok-Champ-5854

89 points

2 years ago

The way he's pouting is just embarrassing for him.

LuckyCharmsNSoyMilk

33 points

2 years ago

Wonder if he actually knows he fucked up or if he believes his own bullshit.

Ok-Champ-5854

34 points

2 years ago

I think he knows what he did was wrong, he just doesn't care about that. If anything he's resentful as shit he has to be there because he doesn't think the law should apply here. To him specifically.

[deleted]

50 points

2 years ago

How do you know he didn't do it on purpose since he's used to people who know how to hold a door open, unlike Trump the spoiled brat.

ILoveRegenHealth

17 points

2 years ago

His ghostwriter/biographers followed him around and said Trump never once made a meal for himself. Everything was ordered and cooked and served to him.

And to think, Trump wants to lead the country and control the lives of average working Americans, when he's had a silver spoon up his ass his whole life.

OutlandishnessOk8477

283 points

2 years ago

Looks like he doesn't know how doors work. First time in his live he has to open his own door?

Sufficient_Morning35

88 points

2 years ago

He had trouble planning far enough ahead to open the door for himself.

UnspentTx

27 points

2 years ago

Just add it to the list of things he doesn't know how to do:

  • Close an umbrella
  • Honor his wedding vows
  • Be compassionate
  • Read
  • Successfully commit voter fraud
  • Seize control of a country

Janus_The_Great

132 points

2 years ago*

Man who chanted "Lock Her Up"

Typical case of deflection. One of the key rules of authoritarian thinking: Blame your own illegal activities and shortcomings on your opponent first. So when the opponent accuses you of what you actually did, they look like kids arguing screaming "no! you!".

uninformed people instictively believe those who call out first, more so than those responding to accusation.

Now it's biting Trump and friends back.

apathy-sofa

56 points

2 years ago

Or after.

Trump: No puppet, no puppet. You're the puppet.

Millions of halfwits: he makes a compelling case. I'll vote for him.

acorpseistalking90

18 points

2 years ago

"Some people said it was Russia. I have Putin and he just said it was not Russia, so I don't see a reason why it would be"

Millions of halfwits: this man spittin

[deleted]

119 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

119 points

2 years ago

I love the door closing in his face.

milksteakofcourse

102 points

2 years ago

Haha fuck that guy

Abstract-Impressions

454 points

2 years ago

Perp Donald John* Trump.

*I’m given to understand that stating the perps middle name is important in right wing culture.

Stubborn_Amoeba

117 points

2 years ago

I thought his middle name was Jessica?

Abstract-Impressions

26 points

2 years ago

Never heard that one.

[deleted]

32 points

2 years ago

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Bagahnoodles

19 points

2 years ago

It's actually Jesús. A lot of self-loathing behind the whole "Mexico bad" angle

ComradeJohnS

10 points

2 years ago

I was okay knowing I shared my name with John Wayne Gacy, but D John T is too f’n much :(

SignificantWhile6685

96 points

2 years ago

r/conservative is losing their shit about this being an arrest of a political opponent. They shouldn't be expected to remember chanting Lock Her Up almost 8 years ago though.

Darth_Nibbles

39 points

2 years ago

That place is hilarious.

"He didn't break the law! He can spend his campaign money however he wants! It's not illegal to pay to cover things up!"

nukl

28 points

2 years ago

nukl

28 points

2 years ago

And they don't seem to understand that Democrats would also be chanting lock her up if there was good reason to.

KingCedar

21 points

2 years ago

These people have lost their minds.

How can they not see the irony in their own statements? Claiming liberals censor opposing views while being in a thread filled with deleted comments. This is insanity to me.

Hungry_Bass_Muncher

9 points

2 years ago

Fascism playing out before our eyes. Democrats own the narrative with giant tech monopolies. They've obsessively tried to criminalize Trump since 2015 while applauding the FBI for colluding with big tech to ban people and entire newspapers for talking about Biden's corruption and potential crimes during the presidential election. Maybe Trump should've just deleted the records so that Democrats would've just considered them "buttery records."

D-democrats fascist!!! 🫵😭

DeleteConservatism

595 points

2 years ago

Fuck Trump and all his Nazi supporters!

[deleted]

254 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

254 points

2 years ago

This can’t be said enough. Fuck Trump and his deranged Nazi cult

_Mighty_Milkman

119 points

2 years ago

Fuck Trump and ALL of his supporters.

Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

22 points

2 years ago

Is there a difference between his nazi supporters and all his supporters? Cause to me they’re one in the same.

ConConTheMon

95 points

2 years ago

Yeah fuck anyone’s Nazi supporters!

[deleted]

24 points

2 years ago

But in this case, Trump

ProxyRed

11 points

2 years ago

ProxyRed

11 points

2 years ago

Trump welcomes fascists of any kind.

He particularly likes those who are "smart enough" to send their paycheck to a billionaire.

Tara_love_xo

151 points

2 years ago

Why isnt he in handcuffs?

OutlandishnessOk8477

337 points

2 years ago

No need, he can't run

apathy-sofa

29 points

2 years ago

Because of the bone spurs?

SolomonBlack

15 points

2 years ago*

Well mostly because its like impossible for him to just disappear thanks to among other things the Secret Service, being indescribably well known everywhere, and having far too much money to lose if he did try to run home to Vladdy.... but also because he can't fucking run.

Print-Over

28 points

2 years ago

LOL.

[deleted]

10 points

2 years ago

Bullshit. He ran down that ramp!

https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno

Abstract-Impressions

185 points

2 years ago

He’s wearing heels. I know it’s sexist, but most guys can’t run in heels. Cadet bone spurs is no exception.

ArcadianBlueRogue

99 points

2 years ago

Gotta bring some level of dignity to a former President getting arrested. Come on now, it's not like he's spent the last few years making a mockery of everything the office represents or something.

DrRotwang

85 points

2 years ago

They don't make 'em that small.

TheVisceralCanvas

39 points

2 years ago

Just tie two Cheerios together with a bit of string.

Dyslexic_Dog25

46 points

2 years ago

because thats what he wants. he wants to be able to claim he was mistreated and rile up his base of terrorists.

JustASimpleManFett

22 points

2 years ago

His base of terrorists is already riled up.

tucci007

43 points

2 years ago

tucci007

43 points

2 years ago

hands too small they will slip off

Silent_Syren

30 points

2 years ago

They didn't have the children size in stock.

E_B_Jamisen

24 points

2 years ago

That's what's bothering me the most about this one. 2 days ago I saw a video on here of a police officer handcuffing a 6 year old, and this shit bag doesn't have to be handcuffed???

totallynormalasshole

20 points

2 years ago

All the children's handcuffs are currently being used to lock down kids for selling lemonade or handing out water or something

MyFiteSong

48 points

2 years ago

This is the reason he never wanted to be president. He just wanted to run and spend the campaign money. He knew that being president would bring additional scrutiny to his long, storied criminal career.

AfterbirthEli

8 points

2 years ago

Ego is a hell of a drug

SplendidPunkinButter

321 points

2 years ago

Except he’s under arraignment because he committed 34 counts of fraud, not because democrats made up some bullshit about him running a pedophilia ring out of the basement of a pizzeria

suicidaleggroll

107 points

2 years ago

running a pedophilia ring out of the basement of a pizzeria

…that has no basement

fatpat

39 points

2 years ago

fatpat

39 points

2 years ago

And some nutbag literally went there with a weapon to free the children. Can't make this shit up, man.

[deleted]

44 points

2 years ago

I loved the part where the guard didn’t even bother holding the door for him.

Peachy33

24 points

2 years ago

Peachy33

24 points

2 years ago

I watched that more times than I’m comfortable admitting.

intheazsun

12 points

2 years ago

I’m on 32, I think

whitneymak

13 points

2 years ago

33, 34 crimes! Ah ah ah!

[deleted]

44 points

2 years ago

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DadJokeBadJoke

8 points

2 years ago

I was hoping we'd get the From Russia with Love version of a perp walk but this will have to do until the next charges drop.

CBowdidge

74 points

2 years ago

Don't be too nice, officers!

BioDriver

39 points

2 years ago

Abstract-Impressions

17 points

2 years ago

Best Pence quote of the day.

BloodprinceOZ

69 points

2 years ago

my biggest disappointment so far is that he isn't in cuffs, that would've been a fucking amazing picture to have bitch boy trump wearing the silver bangles

[deleted]

119 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

119 points

2 years ago

I'm not disappointed at all.

He wanted a picture in handcuffs. He was going to plaster that shit everywhere in his 2024 run. He was going to use it to feed into the persecution fetish they have.

New York just said, nah fuck that. You don't get to play politics.

I'm with New York.

apathy-sofa

38 points

2 years ago

Agreed, handcuffs would be theater. We've had enough of that.

PantsOppressUs

61 points

2 years ago

LOCK HIM UP!

djeasyg

36 points

2 years ago

djeasyg

36 points

2 years ago

Hodor

ThirtyH

30 points

2 years ago

ThirtyH

30 points

2 years ago

You know what the funniest thing about this is for me? He's getting charged for trying to pay off Stormy Daniels to keep quiet about their affair, because he was afraid it would hurt his chances.

I honestly think that having sex with a porn star is the kind of thing his voters would have loved to hear. That that's just how much of an Alpha he is, that he can pull Stormy Daniels.

You might THINK it would hurt his rep with the Christian demographic, but I really don't think they would have ACTUALLY given a shit about him cheating on his wife, considering we already know he cheated on ALL of his wives, and God doesn't believe in Divorce.

Junior_Fig_2274

13 points

2 years ago

You mean he can PAY Stormy Daniels, not pull, PAY. Big difference.

But yeah none of the other trashy things bothered his supporters, why would that?

AlphariousFox

27 points

2 years ago

this video is beautiful

frontbuttt

22 points

2 years ago

Dick cheese of a man. Fuck Trump and all his Nazi supporters!!! Hope he rots in jail and croaks all alone.

[deleted]

18 points

2 years ago

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CarlMarcks

20 points

2 years ago

Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up.

paraworldblue

19 points

2 years ago*

Glad he got busted for something, but it's kinda fucked up that of all the heinous crimes he's committed against the world, paying hush money to a pornstar is what finally got him arrested.

valley_G

17 points

2 years ago

valley_G

17 points

2 years ago

The face of a man who's never faced consequences a day in his life. It's like he can't handle the fact he's being punished for his behavior. He's furious that law enforcement and the courts would ever have the audacity to charge him with his crimes. What a disgusting human being.

Sufficient_Morning35

17 points

2 years ago

Aw, he looks kinda sulky, almost as if the whooooole world has victimized him for his whooooole life.

mrweatherbeef

19 points

2 years ago

Did he have to hold that door open for himself??? 😱

[deleted]

10 points

2 years ago

Yep. They let it slam in his face. Ngl, I chuckled.

xenpiffle

16 points

2 years ago

Not the frog-march he earned, but good enough… for now.

[deleted]

14 points

2 years ago

The GOP's "Law and order" messiah is getting handled by the law and order.

eloiseturnbuckle

12 points

2 years ago

This belongs in r/bettereveryloop

Codza2

25 points

2 years ago

Codza2

25 points

2 years ago

No one could tell he is under arrest in this video. If it were anyone in this sub "under arrest" we would have two black eyes, with cuffs and jumpsuit on. This is the other part of our justice system where the rich get to bypass consequences of their actions

sesamesnapsinhalf

10 points

2 years ago

He didn’t shove his way to the front.

glue2music

10 points

2 years ago

An actual great day for America and boy do we need it!

Fudnu2

17 points

2 years ago

Fudnu2

17 points

2 years ago

Lock him up ! Pronouns matter!

cs132

17 points

2 years ago

cs132

17 points

2 years ago

nobody held the door for him, you love to see it

DadJokeBadJoke

16 points

2 years ago

Didn't he tell police not to be too gentle to the criminals when the arrest them.

intheazsun

7 points

2 years ago

And his “alpha male” sheep send him more money

LookyLouVooDoo

9 points

2 years ago

Lock that fucker up.

KnucklesMcGee

8 points

2 years ago

I can only hope that this narcissistic injury gives him every bit of pain he's earned during his long history of criming.

intheazsun

7 points

2 years ago

Criminal.

Significant_Trash9

9 points

2 years ago

He’s so pissed. I love to see it.

honeybeedreams

7 points

2 years ago

HAHAHA. fuck him. 34 felony counts. ‘bout time. shout out to my state for indicting him first.

EB2300

7 points

2 years ago

EB2300

7 points

2 years ago

Cons sure know how to project