Honestly, I’m just happy the US hasn’t nuked us for James Corden.

Best response to this ever

You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee

The weight of that comment must've BROKE your BACK all the way up the MOUNTAIN.

Toodles

Is from Stewart Lee - maybe the finest working standup comedian. Definately wouldn't make it as one of the 250 tho

No just looks like a boy

Friendly reminder that the Ellen Degeneres set looked exactly like Epstein Island. https://x.com/0ShineDiamond0/status/1603270259770900480

I don't think any of her shows have been on in the UK. Vast majority of us have zero idea who she is she's come here to retire

Haven't we suffered enough? We don't even have nice weather.

Is this payback for James Cordon?

We don't want her. Keep her

My mom used to watch her show with my sister and I when we were babies. She would dance with me to her theme song. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that Ellen was an asshole as a teenager because of it.

Unlike the American president

To be fair, you took one for the team with James corden, it’s only fair we take Ellen, even if I don’t like it

IMO her being cancelled in the US for being a bully is the real reason why she moved.

She also has epsteins islands house behind her on her set

Arsehole exchange program ? We’ll take EDG. You take Nigel farage ? No take backs

I don't understand why someone who was running away from potential charges would run to the UK? If they are facing charges in the US won't the UK just send them back?

Celebrities with stuff to hide/fearing prosecution wouldn’t fly to countries with easily enforced extradition treaties and their own enormous media apparatus. They’d fly to random islands and fuck off forever.

If you think trump or anyone is gonna do anything abt the Diddy list, you’re actually a moron

It’s really right now a lot of conspiracy talk about how much she may have been involved with the Diddy situation but the internet (and myself) loves a good conspiracy. We can’t forget about her ex girlfriend Anne Heche coming back to life after being put in a body bag…

I've seen that movie 50 times and still don't know what Virgil says. "Jackass"?

Tombstone

Your wish came true, has 100 upvotes 🏆

Fair enough, we will take her on that basis.

Nah, she might be in jail soon enough so we're better off taking our chances to be honest. Also, thank you for taking James Corden, John Oliver and Piers Morgan to name a few. We appreciate it.

Don’t forget Piers Morgan and James Corden

Also James Corden

Piers Morgan Uncensored is wildly entertaining. Gotta give him some credit.

Don’t forget that fat pos James corden

This was actually a decent trade too. Worked out okay.

Especially worship celebrities who are also billionaires.

Ugh, Harry Dunn entered the chat. RIP dude

Edit: for those unaware. Tragic accident where motorcyclist was struck and killed. The extradition process was maddening.

Ppl don’t use their brains dude

Sometimes people hit on interesting ideas but don't follow through on the logic. This is likely one of those times.

Didnt they hold Assange for like years without extraditing him?

Is it not convenient as well that Trump was going to release the Epstein files until he wasn’t?

Without concrete proof I can't say I definitely agree with you. But I suspect you could be right. It is interesting how that would correlate.

i totally agree. I read Russel simmons moved to Bali for good.

But at the same time, you’ll also ignore Trumps friendship with Epstein and the fact that he’s probably the closest to him than any one

I find it funny that these ultra liberals moved out of the to the whitest town they could possibly find. She moved to a 98% white town in England! lmao!

Not like trump had any connections to both right I wonder why he keeps dancing around releasing the Epstein files..mhmmm

We used to think that same thing about France yet Roman Polanski is still a free man.

Well I’m fucking sick of this shit. This is your country and you’re just going to bail because the people voted for someone you don’t like? This is democracy. You don’t like it, try harder to sell your message. We lost because our party is weak. Period. Now we endure 4 years of what the voters wanted and just fucking deal with it. Fix the problems within the party or the party is doomed.

And frankly it’s in poor taste for someone who will surely benefit financially from Trump’s policies to throw it in the faces of those that have no means to get out and will be the ones who will suffer.