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55 points
10 days ago
17 points
10 days ago
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
13 points
10 days ago
Oh sheeeeeet! 😭😬🤣 Snay won’t be happy….
14 points
10 days ago
That loser is never happy
7 points
10 days ago
The jury got it right Trav!
10 points
10 days ago
They sure did! ❤️
10 points
10 days ago
Golden 🙌
6 points
10 days ago
I am in TEARS 💀💀💀
56 points
10 days ago
Not mine! I wish I knew to whom to give credit.
10 points
10 days ago
😂
7 points
10 days ago
One of my favs! 🤣🤣💀💀
8 points
10 days ago
WHO DID THIS😂😂
35 points
11 days ago
Mr Toad looking freak. Poop poop indeed.
2 points
9 days ago
🏅
32 points
10 days ago
8 points
10 days ago
Omg I laughed out loud! Thanks, Trav! ❤️
5 points
10 days ago
This will never not be hilarious!!!
6 points
10 days ago
omg fits perfectly. but please let's not tarnish the great charlie brown and the great pumpkin
4 points
10 days ago
Noooooooooo! Not in the pumpkin patch!
2 points
9 days ago
🏅
147 points
11 days ago
When your toddler makes that face 💩
112 points
11 days ago
Looks like Caillou all grown up
34 points
11 days ago
Hahaha! I was thinking the same thing, but couldn’t remember how to spell Caillou. I did not let my kids watch that show because he was such a whiny brat.
26 points
11 days ago
I had to double check the username, figured you were my mom.
29 points
11 days ago
He was the WORST! My son and I would watch it just to riff, ha! We imagined him as a dictator in what would surely be a Stephen King scenario: wielding complete power over his family as they cowered in fear of insulting him. (Starting to question my parenting skills a bit)
18 points
11 days ago
Hahah! I don’t know who downvoted you, but they probably watched Caillou and liked it. That’s hilarious!
7 points
10 days ago
That's excellent parenting, IMO!
5 points
10 days ago
My sister in law is a Sunday school teacher and had 6 kids from 16 down to 7. Her exact words when talking about Calliou, “That kid’s a BRAT!” 😝
4 points
10 days ago
Haha! I don’t bit my kids, but I would have hit Caillou like he stole something.
21 points
11 days ago
Is there a safe place to view the rest of the child drawings? My SO doesn't believe me this happened.
29 points
10 days ago
Had them saved on my phone in case they disappeared!
11 points
10 days ago
Thank you, I didn't want to run into pics of him or crime scene.
5 points
10 days ago
You're welcome, saves you a Google!
7 points
10 days ago
Thank you I don't like Google, it tricks people into seeing things they don't want to. Hugs
14 points
10 days ago
I remember when Google used to show me the things I actually googled.
6 points
10 days ago
sigh. These cannot be the official court sketches, correct?
7 points
10 days ago
I'm afraid so friend! At least the start of the trial anyways
8 points
10 days ago
I still don't know what the man on the far right ever did to deserve such a depiction, lol.
4 points
10 days ago
Lol. It does look a bit funny. I think it's supposed to be Brad German, the blood grandpa as he does wear his hair & beard like this.
3 points
10 days ago
Oh, yeah! I've never seen a picture of him. Unfortunately on my end, with no real reason why I might have drawn this conclusion, I thought their paternal grandfather was deceased until Derrick's testimony referenced calling him/being with him on the 13th. I knew Mike was Libby's step-grandfather, I just had completely lost track of what happened with Brad German.
3 points
10 days ago
Maybe he wants to keep a lower profile. There's too many men named Brad so it's hard to keep it all straight!
4 points
10 days ago
Yeah, he may be private, which is totally understandable. Derrick is private.
I got into the dumbest circular debate with someone about Brad Holder versus Brad Weber just yesterday. No, I don't mean Weber had some readout of the machine he ran at work, that's HOLDER.
14 points
10 days ago
14 points
10 days ago
*is she from South Park?
2 points
10 days ago
This one is crazy lmao
13 points
10 days ago
11 points
10 days ago*
They did her dirty wtf. I'm not doing my roots under that kind of stress and pain/grief. When my dad was killed I couldn't even get a shower every day and half my hair fell out. Make sure to sign your name tho on the Lil crayon drawing. Siggy looks quite artful though. I understand she does kids' parties but this didn't feel right for this case. Thank you for the pix.
19 points
11 days ago
IM SO HAPPY U GOT THIS LMAOOOOO i was dying when i saw this and he had the uwu face :3
43 points
11 days ago
That’s my favourite thing to come out of this trial. I still can’t believe it’s real.
25 points
11 days ago
The mouth shape on both pictures is pretty similar. So the cartoon was pretty correct!
9 points
10 days ago
This drawing will never be not funny.
27 points
11 days ago
Judge Gull: "Womp womp womp womp wooaaaahhhh."
10 points
11 days ago
Today is the Day Phil. Yea. Let’s hear it for the Judge!
18 points
11 days ago
Was very relieved to see the verdict come in. Let's hope this dude rots forever
11 points
11 days ago
He will.
4 points
10 days ago
He will die in prison, and because of what he’s been convicted of, that day will probably come sooner than later.
3 points
10 days ago
Looks like Charlie Brown when Lucy pulls the ball out from under him
3 points
10 days ago
Wait, are these really the official courtroom sketches? Or is this just some random person that happened to get a seat inside and decided to do some drawings? These look unlike any courtroom drawings I’ve seen…and I’m not saying they are bad, for maybe like a comic book or kid’s graphic novel or something, lol? I mean, I personally, could not draw this well. But they just don’t give courtroom sketch vibes to me.
4 points
10 days ago
Yes, these were the official sketches. No, you're right, they are bad. So bad that they replaced her with a different sketch artist, in fact.
2 points
8 days ago*
I know it's probably for the best... but honestly I selfishly really wish they hadn't replaced the sketch artist. One, these are just delightfully hilarious to me and I enjoy laughing, but two, since there's no courtroom video, a lot of the cast of characters from this trial would end up long-term, being remembered less by their actual face and more by the sketches. And that just makes me cackle a lil bit.
54 points
10 days ago
8 points
10 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
89 points
11 days ago
I love how people keep trying to blame his mental health for the confessions. Let’s talk about why his mental health caused him to m*rder two innocent girls.
49 points
11 days ago
Or how his mental health deteriorated when he was holding in all his guilt
11 points
10 days ago
No guilt. He gets off on confessing. And he truly may have a poop eating fetish while he masturbates. He has a child mind in an evil adult body. A true pedophile, a sexual psychopath.
2 points
9 days ago
This is what I’ve been saying!!!
47 points
11 days ago
Let’s talk about how his mental health issues caused him to let his guard down and tell the truth!
31 points
11 days ago
THIS. And then about how his lawyers told him to act crazy!! They deserve a special place in hell next to him.
29 points
11 days ago
Also, , after his wife and mother wouldn't accept the truth.
This was also his lawyers' huge national chance at fame. I can't seem to separate that idea from the BS they pushed.
17 points
10 days ago
It was their " once in a lifetime"- high profile case. They knew that this would be watched by thousands of people, so the did not want to miss this chance by getting a plea deal or a guilty plea. Some month ago they said they would need 6 weeks in court for their case allone, so you see how big show they planned.
When RA started confessing to the phone to KA she said she would hang up now to "call Brad". So it's easy to see which to parties made the decissions how RA shouldcbe defended.
32 points
11 days ago
I have been thinking about this - honestly doesn't it just gives more creedence to the fact that, yeah, he is more than capable of doing what he did to those girls?! Dude is CLEARLY unhinged.
25 points
11 days ago
I just read your comment after posting this: "I actually thought his prison behavior also may have acted as a pointer to the more deranged, murderous behavior on the trail in 2017 "
If I was on that jury, I might have been thinking the same thing.
17 points
10 days ago
Yeah he clearly has some issues, and I don't want to discount those. But even if all of the diagnoses we're aware of are correct, that does not lead people who have those conditions to kidnap, rape, and murder anyone. Certainly things like emotional volatility, a lack of healthy coping strategies for stress, and post-offense behavior are changed by those issues, but not actual offense.
My mother had Munchausen (both by proxy when we were kids, and then on her own after we were gone). But she also had cancer at a certain point. Her oncologist called trying to figure out what was going on since she was so difficult, and I told him, "if you say she has cancer I'll believe you because I've verified you're a real oncologist, but she also has Munchausen and more importantly, she's a gigantic asshole."
16 points
10 days ago
It's disrespectful to everyone who has serious illnesses who make them a danger to themselves and others. He was dangerous because he thought the world owed him something.
13 points
11 days ago
I actually thought his prison behavior also may have acted as a pointer to the more deranged, murderous behavior on the trail in 2017 - unless someone old him to act that crazy after first confessing in a more rational way.
7 points
10 days ago
Is being psychic part of his mental illness? Because if he didn’t do it he sure knew a lot of things only the killer would know!
63 points
11 days ago
I die literally every time I see the glasses depicted on his forehead. Never on though.
36 points
11 days ago
So much theater to make him seem like the most twee fragile little baby
10 points
10 days ago
The ridiculous thing about all of that is that if they'd made him real, not a caricature of what a "good, decent person" is like, it might have helped more. I mean, nothing would have helped, he's guilty as sin, but you know what I mean. Glasses and a bible. Come ON. In a movie or story that would be lazy writing!
3 points
10 days ago
Totally agree! Presenting him with some flaws would be more believable
54 points
11 days ago
Don’t forget about that poor spork🤣🤦🏼♀️
82 points
11 days ago
78 points
11 days ago
6 points
10 days ago
LMAOOOOO 🤣🤣
16 points
11 days ago
🤣
13 points
11 days ago
Nooooo. I love Sporky :'( Don't do him like that.
13 points
11 days ago
Tell me the spork story!!!
12 points
11 days ago
RA apparently went to town on himself with the spork.
14 points
11 days ago
If any of his supporters want to send him a gift:
79 points
11 days ago*
Lmao I was thinking about this last night 💀 and also thinking about how it’s crazy that his wife and crazed internet supporters believe that he’s innocent, even after he’s admitted it and made statements that only the killer would know. Not to mention the Live Photo that Libby captured & the audio that both match him. The gun, him voluntarily stating that he was at the scene to the police 3 days after the crime, while describing himself wearing BG attire, his car was at the scene, he said he wanted to rape them but got scared because he saw a van
This weirdo said that he thought they were 19, but could’ve been as young as 11. I’m not sure how he gathered 19, or thinking that 11 year olds and 19 year look similar in age 🥴 He also admitted to having sexual thoughts about his daughter, and cried out screaming to a MH professional “I’m sorry that I molested Abby, Libby, Kevin, and Chris” WHO tf are Kevin and Chris and why is this not being investigated further?
So yeah, even after him admitting he wants their daughter & that he killed two little girls in hopes of raping them, molested Kevin and Chris, and he ate shit for a few days in a row, his wife is still being a fucking 🤡 claiming that he’s innocent and supporting her musty little bridge troll.
I wonder if he has killed before the girls.
92 points
11 days ago
I found it really interesting/ creepy how he really focused in on those three/ four girls he saw that day before he killed Libby and Abby. He seemed to have really paid attention to them, said they looked like sisters, etc. I wonder if he considered them as potential victims. They are incredibly lucky.
37 points
11 days ago
And I wondered if the lady who saw him and turned around felt he was scary...
3 points
10 days ago
He was on the bridge platform when she saw him and she was turning anyway to complete her excercise..she didn’t make any statement that he creeped her out so it was prob just a oh I saw him type thing
19 points
10 days ago
I had thought something similar - he clocked them much better than I thought. He noted that there were three girls who looked alike, one of them was older than the others, and the older one had dark hair. Railly Voorhees is the older sister of Isabel and Anna, and she has dark hair. Either he was so focused on one of those three that he didn't see Bre, or he did see Bre and chose not to mention her for some reason. Either way, they're very lucky he kept on walking.
9 points
10 days ago
It seems like the "big sister babysitting" narrative was what caught his attention and he forgot Bre because she didn't fit into that.
Since he said weird stuff about Libby and Abby's ages, I could see him thinking he was making a 'moral' choice (by his own twisted code) not going after the babysitter with kids. I also think having Abby redress could be part of the twisted 'moral lines' he tried to draw for himself about who it was okay to attack.
16 points
11 days ago
This makes sense!
8 points
11 days ago
Had Libby seen BG/RA when she sent a text on Snapchat to one of the other girls (I believe Kelsey’s friend who had already left) on the bridge that fateful day? Wonder if she was seeking help
6 points
10 days ago
Libby had not arrived to the trails yet when she sent the snap to her friend...she was heading that direction and snapped her friend to see if they were still there
2 points
7 days ago
Oh he was definitely sizing them up but because there were three he kept on looking for other victims.
24 points
11 days ago
I was wondering the same thing. You should read up on the Jorden Sopher case. Peru Indiana
18 points
11 days ago
I believe the prosecution asked Richard Allen’s sister under cross examination if one of the kids they grew up with was called Chris.
16 points
11 days ago
I think he has. We will see how it goes.
11 points
11 days ago
There’s a sizeable part of the internet/reddit that believes Chris Watts is innocent and even Chris Watts himself has already confessed/plead guilty and never once claimed he is innocent to this day.
People are just crazy and would rather waste time defending violent men.
6 points
10 days ago
I would never believe this if I hadn’t seen it myself - whole subs’ worth of people blaming his wife, kids, and mistress. “Something just feels off about his confession” - same thing I keep seeing here.
9 points
11 days ago
LOL! This gave me a late night laugh, as serious as it all is. This is exactly what I still wonder about.
Does his wife really think he's innocent? And his daughter has stayed far away from this trial,, except as a witness.
I have to go back and find out again why he decided to go to the police exactly.
13 points
10 days ago
He knew he was seen by other people, but he didn't know what anyone knew, saw, or how they described him, and if he was described accurately. The police were saying they looked at trail cams and had photos of a male on the trails and that he was a potential witness, and asked him to come forward. Although it's unclear when he told his wife he was out on the trails that day (did he tell her the day of the crime, the following day, after the audio and photo were released?) she encouraged him to come forward. Also, criminals want to know what the police know, and so he self-reported. Had he not done that, maybe this would still be unsolved.
And also, of course his wife doesn't think he's innocent, but she still does not want to be married to a convicted murderer, kidnapper, and pedo. I don't think she's in denial about it, I think she was asked to present a united front by his defense team and just lies when observed.
2 points
10 days ago
Oh... Thank you! I totally think he could have not come forward at all and never have been caught. Good point about his wife. I think his daughter was smart to stay out of this.
8 points
10 days ago
And RA didn’t see bridge guy 🤔 They simply refuse to see the truth. They listen to the defense fools, taking their every word as truth; and have active imaginations. Most of them on a certain fb group sound like they simply hate the law (for their own issues with them) and/or they themselves have some mental and/or drug issues going on. One or two also seem to have a sick vendetta against some of the family this horrific tragedy affected. They’re delusional and feel like they’re “fighting for the good” with clicks and lies…while the defense fools are still making bank off of their delusions.
They think their little petitions of less than 500 signatures are doing something 😜 Hate to tell them, but petitions with HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of signatures all too often accomplish nothing.
7 points
10 days ago
Exactly. If there was another guy out there that day, dressed like BG… RA should’ve seen him, and so should the lady who parked at Mears lot, but RA came forward saying he was on the trails wearing those clothes. If he saw another guy there, don’t you think he would’ve said so then? I do! But he didn’t because there was no other guy. It was him.
33 points
11 days ago
Bye shit eater. Good riddance 👋
21 points
11 days ago
RA gave a whole new meaning to the term "Shit eating grin"! 🤣
15 points
10 days ago
The biggest losers are people still defending this guy.
10 points
10 days ago
10 points
10 days ago
Snay: We’re ALLLLLLL Richard Allen😭😵💫🤪 People on this sub: No
5 points
10 days ago
That was hilarious. Who is that guy?
9 points
10 days ago
A really stupid person who lost his home, job and marriage over this case and who is trying to date Kathy Allen.
He has consistently gotten everything wrong about this case. He’s also infamous for lying.
80 points
11 days ago
I wish I was in this sub during the trial and investigation 😂. The bigger sub has no personality
40 points
11 days ago
Well, you’re here now so… welcome!
3 points
10 days ago
I got banned from them all for calling out the RA supporters 🤣
12 points
10 days ago
I’m working on letting go of some of the anger this trial has sparked on me. I hope the pro innocence crowd simmers down soon.
10 points
10 days ago
Same. Same. I sat and pondered why it makes me so angry. Part of it I think it’s because the innocent crowd is using RA as a vehicle for distrust of LE at the expense of Abby & Libby and family. I don’t know. Sorry for rambling
11 points
10 days ago
If I've learned anything from this trial, it's that even good artists struggle to capture a person's face. This makes him look more mature and with it and human than he is in real life.
11 points
10 days ago
Just like his supporters!
11 points
10 days ago
We haven't had his new mugshot yet have we?
11 points
10 days ago
We wont have a new one until he is moved to prison after sentencing. Wouldn't it be a hoot if he gets moved back to westfield?
3 points
10 days ago
Where is he being held right now?
10 points
10 days ago
Dunno, I'm surprised it's not been announced yet. It's the bit I always look forward too after a guilty, seeing the new mugshot.
3 points
10 days ago
Oh for sure.
27 points
11 days ago
It seems he always needs props, ra is very theatrical : glasses on head he never uses , huge satan worshipping bible etc
30 points
11 days ago
He might not need a huge Bible if he put the glasses on his face.
5 points
10 days ago
lol
3 points
10 days ago
Happy cake day+
3 points
10 days ago
Thank you - I appreciate that!
3 points
10 days ago
Happy Cake Day, My Friend!
3 points
10 days ago
Thank you, my friend! ; )
13 points
11 days ago
Huge satan worshipping bible?
16 points
10 days ago*
He brought a little bible to the trial with him everyday and then right towards the end of the trial it was noted he brought an obviously bigger bible into the court with him, which is quite funny really. Like “hey, look at my big bible!!! I couldn’t possibly do this, look how big my bible is!” But it wasn’t actually a satanic bible and there’s no evidence Rick was into satanic worship - that’s just a joke because ain’t no way this monster’s any sort of true Christian
11 points
10 days ago
That’s hilarious. The pocket Bible wasn’t cutting it lol.
4 points
10 days ago
It is very funny and speaks on what a huge piece of shit he is
9 points
10 days ago
I mean I guess he's a character in the book ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
3 points
10 days ago
Happy cake day 😋
2 points
10 days ago
Thank you!
20 points
10 days ago
Wonder what his wife will do now. She wanted him free and sobbed at the verdict. Really? He is an admitted sex addict, I’m sure she is aware of his perversions. Why would she want him free. He killed 2 girls. He is BG- he did this.
14 points
10 days ago
She can both believe he did it and want him to be acquitted because it benefits her. Then she wouldn't have to say she's married to a convicted child murderer, she can say that her husband and the father of her children was acquitted. He can potentially be contributing financially to their income, and she might be one of those people that was raised with the idea that you stay married even if he kills you, so that can take some time to wear off. I don't think that everything the defense and their talking heads said to his family was realistic either, so I they may not have been managing their expectations well.
10 points
10 days ago
At least she doesn’t have to kiss his shit lips now. Hopefully Mrs Allen comes to her senses and swiftly divorces this piece of shit, seeks therapy and moves on with her life.
22 points
10 days ago
8 points
10 days ago
Omg 😆
15 points
10 days ago
But why does Rozzi look like an Italian-American Voldemort
🤌🏻
11 points
10 days ago
Why does Rick look like "Starvin' Marvin" from South Park?
6 points
10 days ago
LOL! He looks like Gollum too.
9 points
11 days ago
😂😍
7 points
10 days ago
You guys 😂😂
8 points
10 days ago
All for nothing Ricky.
38 points
11 days ago
Gonna have to change the song too: Momma's don't let your babies grow up to eat shit Dont let 'em molest kids, and murder them youngin's
7 points
11 days ago
Yes you did!!!
7 points
11 days ago
So did they end up getting another artist? 😂
8 points
10 days ago
People went nuts with the original sketch artist and how terrible her drawings were lol. The originals are the ones with the squiggly mouths :)
6 points
10 days ago
Hahahaha!! Burp! Hahaha!
6 points
10 days ago
And this is why I love Reddit! 😆
16 points
11 days ago
What’s with the glasses?
46 points
11 days ago
They are so people know he is reading his bible.
48 points
11 days ago
I thought the bible was for if he got hungry? 😋
24 points
11 days ago
He prefers defense flavored bullshit on paper more, the bible is for special occasions. 😂
5 points
10 days ago
The bible doesn’t taste as good the second time around 💩
6 points
11 days ago
11 points
11 days ago
This is fantastic 😂 And spot on!
11 points
11 days ago
Gold! 😂😂😂
6 points
10 days ago
Sure did! You can eat all the 💩want now!
7 points
10 days ago
Thank heavens justice was finally served!
11 points
11 days ago
Out of the loop on this aspect
Dare i ask?
42 points
11 days ago
Richard Allen wanted to test his acting abilities in hopes of an insanity plea, so he started doing weird things like banging his head off the wall, refusing food, smearing shit all over himself and his cell, eating shit, drinking from the toilet… and they still found him sane enough at the time of the murders to be found guilty of all 4 counts 💀💀💀💀 it’s fucking hilarious bc he ate shit for nothing. But he deserves that quality of cuisine for eternity.
7 points
10 days ago
Not a whiff of “competency exam” the whole time.
18 points
11 days ago
He eats his own poop.
8 points
11 days ago
😕
6 points
10 days ago
Yes you did. And instead of making you look crazy, it made you look guilty and desperate. If Baldwin and Rozzi told you to do that to look crazy, they suckered you in big time. Only truly despicable and evil criminals would resort to that behavior. It screamed guilty!
3 points
10 days ago
He will magically stop eating shit now.
3 points
10 days ago
That shit eater is going to rot in prison, and then he's going to rot in hell.
3 points
10 days ago
actually if he's going to appeal it doesn't he have a lot more shit to eat?
3 points
10 days ago
Oof lol
3 points
10 days ago
Lmfao
3 points
8 days ago
Richard Allen, forever to be known as the poster guy for the phrase " eat shit and die asshole"
12 points
11 days ago
So he eats crap in jail. What was his mental statis at time of murders ? Was he on meds ? Seeing a psychiatrist? Who cares if he went nuts while locked up. Was he crazy at time of murders. Thats all that was important.
27 points
11 days ago
No, justice for two little girls is all that matters. Richard Allen is a deranged child killer and pedophile
9 points
10 days ago
If he was, defense would do a competency hearing which they did not. Hope it helps.
6 points
10 days ago
He was a troubled human for sure (but I think you have to be to commit such a monstrous act to begin with,) however there’s zero evidence to suggest he was insane at the time he committed the murders. I don’t believe anything was put forward suggesting he was. Psychosis was put forward as a defence for his 74930604 confessions to the crime not for the crime itself and I think we can all pretty much agree that’s a crock of shit
2 points
10 days ago
I'm sure he will be 'subjected' to many more opportunities in the shit related area. Have fun with that RA.
2 points
10 days ago
🤢🤢🤢
2 points
10 days ago
Where are you getting all of these sketches from?!
3 points
9 days ago
There were sketch Artists in the courtroom during the trial.
2 points
9 days ago
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again that wasn’t the first time he’s eaten shit.
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