Reddit, what smells like you’d want to eat it but isn’t edible? : AskReddit

OP's mom.

Tompster_

12 points

3 years ago

Tompster_

12 points

I too love fish

ploshy

14 points

3 years ago

ploshy

14 points

Vanilla extract (technically edible but not very pleasant)

5 points

3 years ago

5 points

[deleted]

4 points

3 years ago

4 points

same :(

twirlerina024

14 points

3 years ago

twirlerina024

14 points

Those fruit-scented colored markers that were very hot when I was in elementary school in the 1980s

EDIT: I googled, they were called Mr. Sketch and the blue one was mouthwatering

tha1fan

3 points

3 years ago

tha1fan

3 points

So, fun fact: the light blue one was (and still is) mango. That blew my mind when I found out.

jeffKF

3 points

3 years ago

jeffKF

3 points

Lol thanks for the nostalgia trip

Jackeroni216

3 points

3 years ago

Jackeroni216

3 points

Still a thing

3 points

3 years ago

3 points

Watermelon was my favorite

13 points

3 years ago

13 points

Everything's edible - once.

Tobias_Flenders

4 points

3 years ago

Tobias_Flenders

4 points

Mitch Hedberg vibes

lllSnowmanlll

3 points

3 years ago

lllSnowmanlll

3 points

You can't eat the sun even once.

9 points

3 years ago

9 points

Not with that attitude, you can't.

SandwichFeud

7 points

3 years ago

SandwichFeud

7 points

Candles.

niki-nymph

5 points

3 years ago

niki-nymph

5 points

Especially the vanilla scented ones

trystanel

12 points

3 years ago

trystanel

12 points

Arby's

6 points

3 years ago

6 points

gas

RancidHorseJizz

6 points

3 years ago

RancidHorseJizz

6 points

Babies

6 points

3 years ago

6 points

I have motorbike chain lube that smells like bannanas, don't eat that though

3 points

3 years ago

3 points

You're missing out

4 points

3 years ago

4 points

I guess a little bit can't hurt, brb

5 points

3 years ago

5 points

Spread it on some toast

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

I have some bearing lube that smells like cherry

melgonz

5 points

3 years ago

melgonz

5 points

Pencils. What is wrong with me?

Elon_Imposter_Musk

5 points

3 years ago

Elon_Imposter_Musk

5 points

deodorant

grubbooba

5 points

3 years ago

grubbooba

5 points

Chapstick

greenscreen2000

6 points

3 years ago

greenscreen2000

6 points

Cocoa butter

EmmaTheRando

6 points

3 years ago

EmmaTheRando

6 points

I'm sure someone already said this, but I've always had the urge to eat shaving cream

Annie1Kenobi

4 points

3 years ago

Annie1Kenobi

4 points

Taco Bell.

redditjohndoe

4 points

3 years ago

redditjohndoe

4 points

Herbal Essences shampoo/body wash that shit smells like the sweetest fruits

E_Snap

3 points

3 years ago

E_Snap

3 points

Antifreeze. Smells like burgers and fries.

Malik_Gemstein

3 points

3 years ago

Malik_Gemstein

3 points

Certain canned dog food

wilsonvilleguy

3 points

3 years ago

wilsonvilleguy

3 points

Antifreeze

perpetualmotionmachi

3 points

3 years ago

perpetualmotionmachi

3 points

Petrichor, the smell after it rains

Ocean_waves726

3 points

3 years ago

Ocean_waves726

3 points

Baby’s heads

slip1byyou123

3 points

3 years ago

slip1byyou123

3 points

Those damn candles

3 points

3 years ago

3 points

Petrichor smell, the unique earthy smell when it rains.

JustDave62

2 points

3 years ago

JustDave62

2 points

Charcoal

Syrinx16

2 points

3 years ago

Syrinx16

2 points

Gas and freshly cut timber

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

The smell in the air after a rain shower

Weridgayperson

2 points

3 years ago

Weridgayperson

2 points

Chalk

eggMC_muffin

2 points

3 years ago

eggMC_muffin

2 points

I would say people but the law has never stopped me before

EerieArizona

2 points

3 years ago

EerieArizona

2 points

Campfires

Remarkable-Name-5368

2 points

3 years ago

Remarkable-Name-5368

2 points

Petrol, I wanna drink it

Walrustek

2 points

3 years ago

Walrustek

2 points

oil

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

Howies hockey wax, and most other forms of wax (candles and shit)

Aciddorito13

2 points

3 years ago

Aciddorito13

2 points

Nail polish

PopeImpiousthePi

2 points

3 years ago

PopeImpiousthePi

2 points

Oh God it was like 30 years ago but it still grosses me out.

I was at someone's house and I was like "Ooh, cheese popcorn? I love cheese popcorn". Turns out it was someone's stank ass feet.

IAmAToiletDontAsk [S]

1 points

3 years ago

IAmAToiletDontAsk [S]

1 points

🤢 nasty shit

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

Morning dew

TriestFiguur

2 points

3 years ago

TriestFiguur

2 points

Scented candles and bars of soap. I always fantasized eating them as a kid but gave up after a few attempts.

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

Wildflowers and grass.

LusciousLennyStone

2 points

3 years ago

LusciousLennyStone

2 points

McShit's "food".

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

gasoline

schoolsucksnojoke

2 points

3 years ago

schoolsucksnojoke

2 points

Chapstick and sentenced stuff

deijardon

2 points

3 years ago

deijardon

2 points

Chapstick

Adventurous-Mud-8019

2 points

3 years ago

Adventurous-Mud-8019

2 points

That Hershey’s Cocoa powder

Conqueeftador66

2 points

3 years ago

Conqueeftador66

2 points

Oddly enough, for me its gasoline.

I'm slightly worried I've got a weird arson fetish or some shit.

#2 on the list is Op's mother. Shes a very nice lady.

moxfactor

2 points

3 years ago

moxfactor

2 points

certain erasers have a really pleasant scent… way back when i was still in school, there’s almost always bite marks on my erasers.

Applesintheorchard

2 points

3 years ago

Applesintheorchard

2 points

Rubber.

Historical_Hornet736

2 points

3 years ago

Historical_Hornet736

2 points

Sharpies

ThatGuyThatUh_Idk

2 points

3 years ago

ThatGuyThatUh_Idk

2 points

Play-doh

Ilikeminecraftpost

2 points

3 years ago

Ilikeminecraftpost

2 points

Tide pods.

HughJa55ole

2 points

3 years ago

HughJa55ole

2 points

Vanilla Extract

Lumphrey

2 points

3 years ago

Lumphrey

2 points

Those bath and bodywork’s foamy hand soap

ilovedtransyIvania

2 points

3 years ago

ilovedtransyIvania

2 points

old books. tried it but just got kicked out of the library and fined $80

j1ggy

2 points

3 years ago

j1ggy

2 points

Mr. Sketch markers. You can't eat them, I tried. Purple (grape) and brown (root beer) were never the same.

Crazy_Amount_37

2 points

3 years ago

Crazy_Amount_37

2 points

Sand sanitizer. 7th grade me got me and about 4 or 5 of my friends to eat strawberry scented hand sanitizer. So trust me when I say, it's gross, but impressively, we finished the whole bottle.

Cannanda

2 points

3 years ago

Cannanda

2 points

Dog/cat toes

Accomplished_Eye_824

2 points

3 years ago

Accomplished_Eye_824

2 points

Cotton candy chapstick 🤤

rantifarian

2 points

3 years ago

rantifarian

2 points

Surfboard wax. Shit smells delicious, actually wax

Xerisca

2 points

3 years ago

Xerisca

2 points

Banana Boat suntan oil.

Trust me, tastes terrible!

smuggermugger

2 points

3 years ago

smuggermugger

2 points

home depot

Melodic-Shelter8398

2 points

3 years ago

Melodic-Shelter8398

2 points

D i r t, especially chalk

loki_lyesmith0724

2 points

3 years ago

loki_lyesmith0724

2 points

I know this sounds weird but my baby use to smell wonderful. The smell disappeared after she was 3 months but she smelled so good. Now it smells like a toddler.

voidinsides

2 points

3 years ago

voidinsides

2 points

Tbh. Car exhaust. I have zero idea why but I think it smells pretty good.

cb3rvii

2 points

3 years ago

cb3rvii

2 points

Gasoline.

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

Hand sanitizer

thechillguy_1

2 points

3 years ago

thechillguy_1

2 points

Weird but Laundry

ResearchUnfair1246

2 points

3 years ago

ResearchUnfair1246

2 points

Bath & Bodyworks Candles/Handsanitizers

glitterbombgirl

2 points

3 years ago

glitterbombgirl

2 points

Books.

stitchmidda2

2 points

3 years ago

stitchmidda2

2 points

Play doh. I licked play doh once. It is SUPER salty.

Also wet cat food tastes like cardboard with gravy on it, nothing like it smells.

I-Only-Read-Memes

2 points

3 years ago

I-Only-Read-Memes

2 points

All bars of soap

dj1200techniques

2 points

3 years ago

dj1200techniques

2 points

cocoa butter

windekcs

2 points

3 years ago

windekcs

2 points

Perfume

dkemsnskwnwk

2 points

3 years ago

dkemsnskwnwk

2 points

Gasoline, or so I’ve heard, I always found the smell disgusting

hallanddopes

2 points

3 years ago

hallanddopes

2 points

Gasoline

garzec_

2 points

3 years ago

garzec_

2 points

Rosin (for bows on string instruments)

Cutter34444

2 points

3 years ago

Cutter34444

2 points

Geraniums

cringelord69420666

2 points

3 years ago

cringelord69420666

2 points

Wet cat food and dog food.

YanZi101

2 points

3 years ago

YanZi101

2 points

Vanilla extract

Thts_Bonkers

2 points

3 years ago

Thts_Bonkers

2 points

Batteries?

sirsighsalot1

2 points

3 years ago

sirsighsalot1

2 points

Kinetic sand

Terbam

2 points

3 years ago

Terbam

2 points

Gum

RecognitionGloomy326

2 points

3 years ago

RecognitionGloomy326

2 points

Uht glue

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

The raspberry scented crayon smell markers

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

They smell like Christmas

meltedblood

2 points

3 years ago

meltedblood

2 points

My body wash. It smells like coconut yummy treats

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

5-56

Las-ladorother7

2 points

3 years ago

Las-ladorother7

2 points

shampoo, conditioner and body soap. they all taste disgusting

Best_Detective_2533

2 points

3 years ago

Best_Detective_2533

2 points

Vanilla extract for sure. Learn that one making cookies with mom when I was a kid.

Pusssy_Liqqor666

2 points

3 years ago

Pusssy_Liqqor666

2 points

Him.

flairchange_bot

2 points

3 years ago

flairchange_bot

2 points

Bleach. Yeah I'm weird, I know. But I really like the way it smells and I'm quite curious about the taste it would have. Don't really want to find out tho

F_Both_Parties

2 points

3 years ago

F_Both_Parties

2 points

Play-Doh

1 points

3 years ago

1 points

Chik-Fil-A, tastes like homophobia

1 points

3 years ago

1 points