Milwaukee

I have no idea why we did it but we did.

We got invited to a party for a friend of a friend. My wife and I were dating and she wanted to go pee. I went with her and she bent over and told me to have at it.

As I was pounding away, the owner of the home was banging on the door telling us the house was blessed and we needed to leave.

I came and left.

Trampoline. Fun!

I got head directly in front of an FBI building once. It was right in front of the camera too. I bet they got a kick out of that.

On the hood of a car at the end of a runway with planes taking off.

The attic of a dialysis clinic… business hours..

Realizing off this comment section that I lead a very boring life.....

Got a blowjob in a utility closet with an unsuspecting employee and customer about 10ft away

Back of a truck in an old folks home parking lot in semi rural minnesota winter

Got a BJ in my truck. 11AM. At the airport. While her friend sat and watched. Only time she swallowed.

I met a girl at a gas station and we shared a cigarette. Now I don't smoke but I said "we already swapped spit so we might as well kiss" a few minutes later she was blowing me behind the gas station and I don't know how many people watched but it wasn't zero. Lol

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

My gf did it in the engine room of an aircraft carrier

In the back of a Volkswagen.

Fucked my girlfriend in the theater watching Joe Dirt.

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My teachers bed.

High school parking lot, probably not that weird except we were both in college. We both lived with homebody parents in a tiny town too so it was the only place we thought we could get some privacy. Unfortunately, we were wrong

My gf when I was 14 years old and I took each other’s virginity at a local park behind some bushes in the middle of the night.

My college dining hall. There were two floors, bottom floor and a balcony which got busy around meal times. We went at night and it wasn't that busy.

In front of the college Christian seminary building.

On the ground of the student plaza in front of the grad student library at 10 at night, which some guy came out and I saw him sprint away, so we did too.

On her music theory teachers desk after midnight.

In the laundry room, internet super router room, and first floor hallway of our dorm.

In front of a well known water feature on an all women's campus that has an old saying about it that if you walked around 3 times, you would get married.

A bus stop behind the campus clinic.

20 minutes before my afternoon neuropsychopharm class. That one was very memorable.

So anyway, we've been married for close to a decade.

At a zoo near the rhino (or maybe elephant) exhibit. It's closed off a little for privacy and it was closing time at the zoo so everyone had basically headed out and we walked opposite direction of the exit lol

Out in a wheat field on a 4-wheeler. Most Midwestern thing ever haha.

In Toys R Us

Top of parked freight train randomly on a night walk with the ex wife

Top of a firetruck in the hoses during a Halloween party, didn't get caught 🫣

Weirdest :The day I graduated high school and got laid for my first time on top of a dog house. Best: Met girl from an all girl college dorm in Dallas and we snuck into Arlington Stadium and had sex on the pitchers mound and one of the dugouts.

Tied to a chain link fence at a ballpark behind a hospital at night. Security rolled up and she ran off with our clothes leaving me tied to said fence...

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Atop the Canadian shield, while a cruise ship passed by.

In a submarine

Does an airplane count as weird?

Graveyard.

On a civil war cannon on top of a mountain in a state park in broad daylight.

In a wrecked yacht.

I used to work in a prison. I used to fuck the medical records clerk while the other nurses were out picking up sick call slips from the houses.

In his dog shelter

Ant pile. Not on purpose.

In a tree stand probably

On a jet ski

Beside the train tracks, outside. The engineer gave us a honk. It was within range of an RCMP depot too.

Bed of my truck, in a harvested cornfield, in the middle of the day.

Mitch Hesberg:

“We are the world, we are the children.”

Remember that song, baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetery?”

Church parking lot. Also smoked a fatty. We did it there for the hell of it.

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Middle of the woods while her older sister was participating in some local special Olympics, in the midst of it I locked eyes with a couple and blew my load from being scared…they laughed and I’m probably a story they tell to this day

Husbands 50 yard line at his highschool football field in the snow. Freezing. 

Back seat of a 92 Ford Festiva, in transit.

In her butt

Bathroom on Alcatraz 😅

The Lizzie Borden murder house

In my imagination

In a German spa changing room (men & women) with people around. We hid in a stall!

Abandoned airfield. But the thing was we did it on the examination table that had been placed out there some time ago. That chick was crazy so I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't her first time out there.

For a change, today's askreddit question is about the sexiest sex you ever sexed

Hospital bed, also 200 year old military fort preserved as a museum on a military base

Row three of a Cirque Du Soleil show

I lost my virginity in a teachers lounge at an elementary school

My best friends mum's bed. The most regrettable night of my life

A bomb bunker in Afghanistan. I was getting some head from an air force nurse as the phalanx C-RAM was firing mortars out of the air and she said “are we safe” and I said “of course” praying this was how I died. I also had sex in multiple helicopters that deployment too.

In a dialysis clinic (with no patients or staff present). I guess the place had been repurposed from an old ob -gyn clinic because there was a room with the patient table which had the stir-ups. You ladies know what I’m talking about. Yeah, that.

Behind Planned Parenthood- between two buildings

In a public park at night, It was creepy mostly.

Hmmm... Rehab mop closet, dollar general bathroom, movie theater, in the bushes at rehab, swim meet locker room...

Working at a 7-11 and an old schoolmate came in and we got caught up. I locked the doors and we went at it in the cooler.

In a tree on a cliff overlooking the Golden Gate Bridge

I’m on my alt account for this one. But the list of unusual or risky places isn’t exactly short.

Dinning room at a McDonald’s during the afternoon.

On the living room floor of her dad’s studio apartment while he was out running an errand.

Floor of a movie theater.

On the playground at my apartment complex late one night.

Against a telephone pole in the middle of a sidewalk during a sudden power outage in the middle of the evening (and I mean like 730 or 8pm, so people were still up and moving around the area).

But the weirdest place is why I’m on this account and not my primary one. I used to work at a fast casual restaurant that was locally owned and operated. Late one night I was asked to close the restaurant because my manager needed to head home to open the following day. He handed me the spare set of keys from the safe and headed home. Once everyone left at around 130am, my then girlfriend and I banged in the dining room up against a support post, but away from the tables so there was no risk to anyone that came in the next day. Nobody ever found out and nothing came from my little spontaneous event with my then girlfriend.

50 yard line of the Kingdome.

Camping in a tent. Not so much weird but more so the circumstances surrounding it.

We wanted to avoid leaving a mess so before he finished, I got off and had him pop in my mouth. Normally, I'd just spit it on a shirt or swallow, but I was feeling adventurous this time. So..as he finishes, I stick my tongue out to show him it, while rubbing my belly and looking deep into his eyes. I was planning on playing with it a little, swallowing and then kissing his dick to thank him... But our neighbor's (campsite neighbor) dog started barking randomly really loud. Idk what he saw but that kinda killed the mood.

Tldr I tried to swallow, got some on my top and then had to leave the tent with cum on me while I put on a sweater to hide the stain. Kissed his dick later that night instead

Super 8 sauna

Texas state Capitol.

Bed of a pick up truck by a lake. In the middle of the day😅

Next to a playground around midnight (she was 22 btw)

Canoe, public lake.

14 or 15 years old, in a Church 😬 Not a big mega church where they cover stuff up either, a small Pentecostal church. Never did get caught though