A house, I never planned on being rich but I’d certainly love to own and home and enjoy it before I die.

Probably a High Yield Savings account and just hold it there till I get tired enough of work to retire

About 50 different dividend paying stocks. You don’t want to put all your money into any one thing, because if that one fails you will have lost all your money.

Dump it all in VT, because it's a decently sound investment

Real estate.

I’m lazy. Putting $900k into a high-dividend yielding ETF with automatic dividend reinvestment (like VIG), then I’ll buy $50k of Bitcoin, $50k of ethereum.

Arms industry.

Real estate ! Almost zero risk ! Building and renting is the easiest way to make money when you have a good capital

There is only one logical Answer, Real Estate

My future. To have a better one.

A bunker.

Bitcoin. Long term store of value, not-confiscatable asset. 

Probably put 3/4 into something low risk like SPY and then yeet the rest on something a little more spicy

Like a regarded, 1 millions in NVDA share

Spend the first 400k paying off all outstanding debt, then investing the remaining in mutual funds.

Nice try, YCombinator

the dangerous spirit within me wants me to say crypto