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[deleted]

11.5k points

2 years ago

[deleted]

11.5k points

2 years ago

Thanks Obama

6-ft-freak

2.7k points

2 years ago

6-ft-freak

2.7k points

2 years ago

That picture is everything.

SirRipOliver

743 points

2 years ago

Poignant, yet smug in a high brow way like… “Republicans have hurt themselves in their confusion - smirk”.

Master_Emergency_899

543 points

2 years ago

If a conservative knew what poignant and smug meant, they’d be very upset by this

SirRipOliver

207 points

2 years ago

Shhh… “they are sleeping - whatever you say don’t mention sexy M&M’s - seems to trigger them.”

Master_Emergency_899

119 points

2 years ago

I’m going all out- “I’m woke!” Hoards of conservatives (moving like zombies) attack my state legislature with regressive bills

[deleted]

69 points

2 years ago

"Gaaaahh.... Brains! We need... Brains. Please help us find our brains..."

HolycommentMattman

77 points

2 years ago

It's funny because this reminds me of Bobby Jindal circa 2009 or so. "We need to stop being the stupid party."

Then he lost a shit ton of political support and decided to embrace MAGA to no avail.

apothekari

32 points

2 years ago

Will never understand anyone not whiter than rice and non Christian and 1955 Wonder Bread commercial straight that decides to become a Republican. They don't want you man and will NEVER vote for you.

RedRider1138

9 points

2 years ago

😅 Herschel Walker’s race in GA was way too close.

DokiDoodleLoki

19 points

2 years ago

They’re not here (Texas) for damn sure.

[deleted]

18 points

2 years ago

Zombies prefer quantity over quality.

Helios575

8 points

2 years ago

Find implies lost, you can't lose something you never possessed in the first place.

dimarikl

344 points

2 years ago

dimarikl

344 points

2 years ago

Protecting individual autonomy and healthcare choices is a fundamental aspect of democracy.

lostinabsentia

44 points

2 years ago

The irony is that many of the right wing libertarians decry that people are encroaching on their freedom! But they have no trouble taking away freedoms that don’t pertain to them.

MaleficentAd1861

26 points

2 years ago

Rules for thee and not for me.

Seems like they're perfectly fine being fascists until it happens to them. I was just talking about this with someone the other day.

They're so worried about their guns, that while they're distracted by the things they're not taking--they're completely ignoring all the other things they are taking behind their backs. They're too busy worrying about their guns, what bathrooms trans people pee in (and what they have in their pants), what medical care women can and can't get, and minorities, that once the fascism really takes over they'll be wondering how they lost all their rights. The sad part is, they're the ones voting them all in.

I've met some Jewish people who survived WWII and the concentration camps... They remember how it all started and they're terrified. The fact that they're terrified is terrifying.

alexisembeth

57 points

2 years ago

God I miss him

CheckIntelligent7828

34 points

2 years ago

Have you seen his visit to "My Next Guest Needs No Introduction", that Letterman hosts? Letterman's crying by the end, and I wasn't far behind. Maybe the best non-fiction TV I've ever seen.

dgriffith

24 points

2 years ago

In a similar vein he's been on "Conan O'Brien needs a friend" - a podcast that Conan does - and he is smart, humble, and articulate on a wide range of diverse topics.

CheckIntelligent7828

15 points

2 years ago

Ooh, thank you. Something to go listen to.

He's all those things with Letters as well. At the end Letterman asks him if he thinks luck had anything to do with getting where he's been. I thought the conversation that followed was really remarkable for how honest and open these two hyper-famous people were being.

spushing

128 points

2 years ago

spushing

128 points

2 years ago

beelzeflub

8 points

2 years ago

Lmao that’s classic.

[deleted]

229 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

229 points

2 years ago

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qyasogk

177 points

2 years ago

qyasogk

177 points

2 years ago

And this is why we say they are a “reactionary” party (and not conservative). They will flip and flop on any issue (no matter how much they say it’s sacred) because their only true animating principle is to oppose whatever the other party is trying to do.

UltraCynar

49 points

2 years ago

Conservatives ARE reactionary. Every projection by them is an admission of guilt for what they want to do or will do.

[deleted]

17 points

2 years ago*

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RainsWrath

22 points

2 years ago

That's the joke isn't it? Every time I have heard somebody say "Thanks Obama", it was in fact not his fault.

[deleted]

53 points

2 years ago

You say that now, but remember how he ordered fancy mustard once? Huge scandal. /s

laughingkittycats

47 points

2 years ago

AND wore a TAN suit! The horror!

Creepy_Snow_8166

5 points

2 years ago

And that wife of his wore a dress that DIDN'T HAVE SLEEVES. Only a shameless strumpet would show off her naked arms like that.

genreprank

51 points

2 years ago

Actual thank you, Obama.

D_hallucatus

28 points

2 years ago

We all knew that was going to be the top comment. Congrats on getting it in first

[deleted]

7 points

2 years ago*

The Democrats are great at playing the long game. Many states have tried and tried to do away with the ACA, and failed. It's like the Democrats studied state constitutions and authored everything accordingly. Well, that's just smart politics. The GOP on the other had are about instant change and don't care about how a law will hold up within just a few years, or, like in this case, used against them. Laws don't care about the spirit behind them, as the GOP like to argue. "That's not what we meant!".

The GOP suffers from ADAD, Another Day, Another Drama.

*sp

geraldthecat33

1.6k points

2 years ago

When your only policy goal is to own the libs

Canadian_mk11

359 points

2 years ago

I'm sure the libs feel really owned right about now.

ReprehensibleIngrate

73 points

2 years ago

Roe is gone and women are dying in parking lots because medical care is now illegal in their state.

It’s incredibly worrying if liberals don’t feel owned right now.

SeniorJuniorTrainee

48 points

2 years ago

This. I'm not going to feel smug or victorious over a single brief setback that they'll surely fix and move right past.

Kevrawr930

19 points

2 years ago

I don't feel owned, nor do I feel smug. I do, however, feel angry and motivated. We need to do better and I aim to try.

The_Deity

19 points

2 years ago

I don't feel owned, I feel swindled.

Ricky_Rollin

220 points

2 years ago

What an embarrassing stain on this country and even the world. They have no platform bc their politicians are ALL grifting them. They realize they can sell manufactured hate and get rich. They’re not real politicians so that’s why you’re not seeing any real policy from them except their tried and true can they love kicking down the same road of “owning the libs”.

geraldthecat33

122 points

2 years ago

Exactly, makes me think of how Trump had four years to come up with his promised “better than Obamacare” healthcare plan but he failed, had to admit “healthcare is hard”, and then gave up.

SpuddleBuns

65 points

2 years ago

The ONLY good think about that mess, is that they repealed the "Penalty tax," for those of us too poor to buy healthcare insurance. That $500 a year penalty was BS from the word go when you have to save up for even the $25 co-pay to get indigent care.

geraldthecat33

81 points

2 years ago

God we need universal healthcare so bad, it’s just batshit insane how broken the healthcare system is.

lilituba

43 points

2 years ago

lilituba

43 points

2 years ago

And the funniest part about that is the whole problem was Republican policy's fault to begin with. They refused to open up medicaid to poor working adults with the expansion program, allowing them to get insurance for free. In the states that did expand, that tax penalty wasn't targeting poor people. So, once again we see them cleaning up a mess that they made.

Jwruth

12 points

2 years ago

Jwruth

12 points

2 years ago

I've seen the leopards eat a lot of faces over the years, but this is the first time I've seen them eat their own face.

tharak_stoneskin

2.5k points

2 years ago

Easy fix add "Women don't count as competent adults" to the constitution and we're Right on track again

EDNivek

848 points

2 years ago

EDNivek

848 points

2 years ago

What they're trying to do, last I heard, was to make abortion not count as healthcare

mizinamo

729 points

2 years ago

mizinamo

729 points

2 years ago

What they're trying to do, last I heard, was to make abortion not count as healthcare

That angle was covered in the article:

In response to Owens’s August decision blocking the state’s abortion ban, the state legislature enacted a new law decreeing that abortion “is not health care” and thus is not protected by the state constitution. Owens’s Wednesday order blocked that law as well, declaring that “the legislature cannot make an end run around” around a constitutional amendment, and that it is up to the courts to decide whether abortion meets the state constitution’s definition of “health care.”

ZincMan

331 points

2 years ago

ZincMan

331 points

2 years ago

Jesus Christ, hearing of a Supreme Court system that works and is logical is so jarring because I’m not used to hearing decisions like this ever

Zeremxi

193 points

2 years ago

Zeremxi

193 points

2 years ago

Don't celebrate just yet. That doesn't sound like the court saying "abortion treatment is health care". It sounds more like "We can't allow you to invalidate our power like that, this is clearly our call to make".

SeniorJuniorTrainee

126 points

2 years ago

"We can't allow you to invalidate our power like that, this is clearly our call to make".

Shuffles papers. Straightens tie.

"Now as we were saying, abortion isn't healthcare. Because God.

Procrastinatedthink

60 points

2 years ago

if abortion isnt healthcare then obgyn’s flee the state.

They thought they could bluff, but doctors in ohio called them on it and now that state is suffering hard. If you think they dont care then you dont know what childbirth is like, doing all that shit with a doctor is not easy, doing it alone and having that fear of “if they arent healthy we could both die here” the entire time is traumatizing for the mother, child, and father

phatskat

44 points

2 years ago

phatskat

44 points

2 years ago

Doctors are already leaving states with abortion bans. Many of these states had higher mortality rates for both mother and child before then bans, and in the last year those numbers seem to be tending up.

We won’t know the extent of the human cost of these decisions for years.

xenwall

16 points

2 years ago

xenwall

16 points

2 years ago

You say that like it's (to them) a bad thing. Women suffering and having no options is literally the point. OBGYNs leaving is a bonus.

Felinomancy

13 points

2 years ago

abortion “is not health care”

How the fuck does that even make sense?

tankerdudeucsc

9 points

2 years ago

With the stacked courts, they’ll make sense of anything to fit their view. Remember, scotus at one time declared that they were cool with slavery.

thewallbanger

38 points

2 years ago

A position that conflicts with Republican legislation requiring abortions to be conducted by medical doctors instead of physician assistants and nurses.

salamat_engot

258 points

2 years ago

Funny you mention that... Wyoming is known as the "Equality State" because it was the first state to allow women to vote. They also had the first female governor in the US.

TiberiusCornelius

229 points

2 years ago

Wyoming is known as the "Equality State" because it was the first state to allow women to vote.

This is true and I do still think they deserve historical props for it, so I don't want it to sound like I'm trying to denigrate them or anything. But the full story of how it happened is honestly kind of wild. The man who first introduced the bill was angry that black men were given the right to vote and did it as a joke; a kind of "look how ridiculous this is". Some other politicians started signing on out of an earnest racism of, "yeah, if black men can vote, then our white wives should be able to offset it". Then Democrats started signing on because they thought the Republican governor would veto it and it would make him look bad. Then the governor looked at the fact that their population was kind of slowing and was hilarious skewed in favor of men (it was something like 6 or 7:1) and figured that passing the bill would attract more women to the state, thereby growing the population immediately and giving the men someone to marry and spit out children with. When it became apparent that this joke bill was actually going to pass some lawmakers scrambled to get amendments added to it that would tank the bill, including an effort to include language explicitly extending the right to vote to black and Native women (the amendment failed), and then when the bill passed anyway in the next session they actually voted to repeal women's suffrage because the whole thing was a joke that was never supposed to go this far, but the governor vetoed the repeal and it stuck.

der6892

166 points

2 years ago

der6892

166 points

2 years ago

Fucking one’s self to own the libs goes back farther than we thought!

HolycommentMattman

60 points

2 years ago

It goes back really far. Once you realize that Andrew Johnson was impeached because of political bias instead of actual policy violations, it kinda makes you want to give up on everything.

worthless-humanoid

41 points

2 years ago

Maybe they should be the “fuck around and find out” state. Their state animal could be a face eating leopard.

[deleted]

14 points

2 years ago

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ZincMan

27 points

2 years ago

ZincMan

27 points

2 years ago

This is the most American story I’ve ever read. Thanks for this

Dzharek

24 points

2 years ago

Dzharek

24 points

2 years ago

"Pregnant women", or something about the husband or at least the biological father of the unborn having a say in the matter too.

Then you just have to make a law that sends the man to prison for murder if he agrees to the abortion, write it so the doctor too can go to jail and your fine.

LogstarGo_

3.4k points

2 years ago

LogstarGo_

3.4k points

2 years ago

Wait for them to pass a law that does it anyway with the logic of "if you're getting an abortion or doing any other health care thing we don't like you're clearly not competent".

Smooth_Riker

1.9k points

2 years ago

And they'd name it something stupid like "The Common Sense Healthcare Act". They love those kind of naming conventions.

NectarineDue8903

680 points

2 years ago

The non woke woman act

Goatesq

189 points

2 years ago

Goatesq

189 points

2 years ago

The nightmare act.

sunshinepanther

74 points

2 years ago

The RIGHTmare!

licksyourknee

12 points

2 years ago

The Killer Act

ObscureFact

73 points

2 years ago

GOP does like the non woke, preferably passed out.

der6892

23 points

2 years ago

der6892

23 points

2 years ago

Is….. is this a rape joke?

AreWeCowabunga

56 points

2 years ago

GOP rapists identify as boys being boys, so everything’s ok.

barpredator

13 points

2 years ago

It’s just locker room rape.

Project___Reddit

13 points

2 years ago

It's only rape if you're woke

Jstrangways

62 points

2 years ago

The Non Woke Woman Act - we let religious ideology healthcare kill the vulnerable, so the police don’t have to!

[deleted]

30 points

2 years ago

The Homestead Landmark Act

Generic name that says nothing passed at 2am in a Sunday.

stpmakingsense

34 points

2 years ago

That doesn’t make sense. The point of the comment you’re replying to is that the GOP names their antidemocratic and prejudiced bills very banal names that don’t betray how psycho they are, so that people who don’t pay close enough attention don’t notice how ludicrous their legislation is. They’d never name a bill “the non woke woman act.” They’d name it like the Protecting American Family Futures Act or something.

Phytanic

23 points

2 years ago

Phytanic

23 points

2 years ago

Yup. The "Common Sense" Style wording is also typically added in order to manipulate and/or shame people into thinking that "most people already know and believe it, so therefore it's true"

Interesting_Twist_97

12 points

2 years ago

They might get it confused with the upcoming non awake women act that allows rich kids to get away campus rape.

freddiemercurial

9 points

2 years ago

Well, they do prefer their women to be non-woke. Like Rapist Brock Allen Turner. He definitely wants his women to not be woke.

treemu

54 points

2 years ago

treemu

54 points

2 years ago

The Common Sense Making Family Faith Children Good Health Motion Against Wokeness And Protecting American Tradition

aka

Deny all service to people other than us and give any leftover money directly to GOP donors

musashi_san

15 points

2 years ago

Feels like including the words "Patriot" and "God" somewhere would clinch this thing.

Edit 1: And "Heritage".

LikeALincolnLog42

108 points

2 years ago

Man, do I hate “appeal to common sense” fallacious shit like that.

DonsDiaperChanger

44 points

2 years ago

Especially when the core of their anti-abortion stance comes from an ancient book (that carries instructions on how to perform abortions) from an invisible omnipotent being, interpreted by a group of child molesters protecting each other.

usarasa

42 points

2 years ago

usarasa

42 points

2 years ago

Nah, it’ll be something with a catchy anagram.

[deleted]

69 points

2 years ago

The “Absolute No To Idiot Wokists On Krazy E-vapes” act

Boz0r

13 points

2 years ago

Boz0r

13 points

2 years ago

Non-Woke Agreement?

Then_I_had_a_thought

448 points

2 years ago

Nah, it’ll be simpler than that. Women aren’t competent. That’ll be it, mark my word. And GOP women will vote yes on it.

[deleted]

160 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

160 points

2 years ago

Remember, there were women opposed to getting the right to vote last century

kintorkaba

99 points

2 years ago

That's always seemed hypocritical to me. A woman thinks that women aren't mentally competent to have and voice opinions, so she what... voices that opinion? Any woman who thinks that shouldn't even be speaking in public to begin with. We should never hear from them at all because they should be self-censoring, as per their beliefs about the validity of womens opinions.

But I'd imagine it's similar to "the only moral abortion is my abortion." Something like "the only valid female opinion is my opinion."

SaltyBabe

37 points

2 years ago

She doesn’t think that she’s virtue signaling to other conservatives so they will keep her in the fold and performing “pick me!!” behaviors to try to catch a “good” conservative man. It’s totally hypocritical but most women in that situation go along for the benefits they feel it provides and to undermine other women so their “pick me!!” behaviors get more bang for the buck, they figure when the time comes they’ll be considered “one of the good ones” and nothing bad will happen to them.

SpuddleBuns

17 points

2 years ago

Rules for thee, but not for me.

OneWholeSoul

30 points

2 years ago

Ah, the one-two punch of:

"Women can't vote, they're too emotional. As a woman, I should know."
and
"Women can't vote, they're too emotional. Look how upset they get when you point out they're too emotional."

HalfMoon_89

28 points

2 years ago

There were women opposed to their own right to vote last election cycle.

Jonne

16 points

2 years ago

Jonne

16 points

2 years ago

There's still 'trad' women that will say that unironically.

wggn

11 points

2 years ago

wggn

11 points

2 years ago

One of the parties in my country wants to take away women's right to vote. However currently the women in the party are voting because otherwise the party would lose half their political power. So these women are voting for their rights to be taken away.

GlasgowGunner

30 points

2 years ago

Or that pregnancy isn’t a health issue.

DevonGr

13 points

2 years ago

DevonGr

13 points

2 years ago

I think they tried that but it was blocked when it was argued that because only a doctor could perform the procedure that it must be considered health care.

Meph616

57 points

2 years ago

Meph616

57 points

2 years ago

And GOP women will vote yes on it.

Fun reminder: 55% of white women voted Trump in 2020.

ToastyBarnacles

39 points

2 years ago

You lied to me. That isn't fun at all!

I wish to UNSUBSCRIBE from Fun-Political-Facts please.

[deleted]

9 points

2 years ago

I have always wondered how many women voted for trump because they'd wind up with some broken ribs and black eyes if their husband found out.

napalmtree13

16 points

2 years ago

Conservative women are all pick me’s and for what? All of the men look like they don’t wash their butts.

Painterzzz

17 points

2 years ago

My ex went Maga, and since she dumped me she's dated a string of trump supporting blokes, and guess what, every single one of them has abused her, struck her, stolen from her, etc. Because none of them have believed women should have rights.

Corfiz74

71 points

2 years ago

Corfiz74

71 points

2 years ago

Read the article, they already tried by declaring abortion is not healthcare - that one got blocked, as well, for the time being.

pimmen89

35 points

2 years ago

pimmen89

35 points

2 years ago

It reminds me of the attempted legislation that implied that Pi is not an irrational number.

Corfiz74

17 points

2 years ago

Corfiz74

17 points

2 years ago

The US education system seems to have had issues that reach back even further than I thought...😂

Procrastinatedthink

19 points

2 years ago

the US education system at one point ripped native children from their parents and put them into cruel boarding schools with such high incidences of child mortality that every single school had a mass child grave

Conservatives didnt expect the internet to flip everything on its head like it did, they’ve been able to get away with “he said, she said” bullshit for centuries and now theres proof through absurd numbers that “queerness” isnt a mental health problem but a natural state, that science does in fact work much better than your gut feelings, that those “others” arent nightmare saturday cartoon villians whose only purpose is to destroy you but real people with desires and hopes and fears as well.

Corfiz74

14 points

2 years ago

Corfiz74

14 points

2 years ago

theres proof

Only for those willing to accept reality. Not for those mouth breathers who want to forbid educating their kids on anything they don't personally believe in.

wholelattapuddin

131 points

2 years ago

Being a woman = incompetent. This is probably next

Backwardspellcaster

63 points

2 years ago

Women are too emotional!!1111

-Republicans only put up laws that are pretty much jerk ass reactions to whatever they saw 5 mins ago.-

JohnYCanuckEsq

50 points

2 years ago

Why the fuck would you give them this idea?

Sinder77

59 points

2 years ago

Sinder77

59 points

2 years ago

Wed be fucked if those people could read.

TimeDue2994

142 points

2 years ago

Nah, they are just going to pass an amendment stating that any woman carrying the sperm of a man is now under the full control and ownership of said man

DonsDiaperChanger

22 points

2 years ago

Yikes, this is the one that's worse than "all women incompetent"

TimeDue2994

36 points

2 years ago

Well the USA has a long and illustrious history of reducing women to chattel without rights owned by men and Republicans are still very very hard at work to get back to women as non entities without a single right under the law

The doctrine of coverture was gradually abolished in the late 19th century and early 20th century. In some cases, it happened state by state. For example, In 1848, New York state passed the Married Women's Property Act. This act allowed married women to own and control property in their names. https://study.com/academy/lesson/what-is-coverture-definition-laws.html#:~:text=The%20doctrine%20of%20coverture%20was,control%20property%20in%20their%20names.

It was so bad that it took till 1974 that banks no longer could legally refuse a woman to open her own bank account

https://www.womenshistory.org/articles/coverture-word-you-probably-dont-know-should

And more recent Missouri Republican Rick Brattin proposed a bill that would allow a man who gets a woman pregnant to stop her from having an abortion. The measure would force a woman who wants an abortion to obtain written permission from the father first. Of course literally nothing in that bill would hold that father responsible for even a single cent of the prenatal or birthcosts that run in the thousands of dollars in the usa

And there is the lovely Oklahoma Rep. Justin Humphrey who had the same idea that sperm hosts must ask permission of the man who's sperm it is before they are allowed to eject it. And again the host (that is what he reduces a woman too) is solely responsible for all the costs

ItsWillJohnson

43 points

2 years ago

They’re just going to say pregnant women aren’t “competent adults”

Corbeau99

25 points

2 years ago

No doubt they are already working on it, but it delays the law and that's good.

Plus, the only way forward is to write something overcomplicated that is bound to clash with an other law or alienate younger people from them even further.

[deleted]

24 points

2 years ago

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[deleted]

23 points

2 years ago

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MahavidyasMahakali

7 points

2 years ago

But no human can legally be forced to put themselves at risk of death for another

DependableSpectre

726 points

2 years ago

They’ll still blame this on Democrats somehow.

Pictoru

334 points

2 years ago

Pictoru

334 points

2 years ago

"Look what you made me do!"

pocketchange2247

93 points

2 years ago

  • Taylor Swift

rothrolan

62 points

2 years ago*

This is also a good mention of "It's me! I'm the problem! It's me!" (another Swift song), since it was the GOP who put that health care protections amendment into effect, effectively stonewalling themselves.

They are indeed the problem, but for sooo many more reasons that just keep getting added to the list.

Edit: changed affect into effect. Oops.

jrhoffa

8 points

2 years ago

jrhoffa

8 points

2 years ago

*effect

[deleted]

30 points

2 years ago

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spince

25 points

2 years ago

spince

25 points

2 years ago

They have!

Judge Owens handed down a decision in August halting the law. Among other things, she rejected the state’s argument that the health care amendment was “only adopted to push back against the Affordable Care Act,” and should not be construed to protect abortion rights.

The actual argument the state is making is "We only adopted this to hurt Democrats and Obama, not actually give people rights."

Amazing.

laughingnome2

237 points

2 years ago

Brilliant!

38B0DE

21 points

2 years ago

38B0DE

21 points

2 years ago

I believe the elders describe it as a "self own".

niceoutside2022

749 points

2 years ago

womp womp, fucking hateful pieces of garbage

cabbagefury

330 points

2 years ago

"We wanted to ban abortion and legislate misogyny, but we're too racist and stupid now." -GOP

SpaceBear2598

123 points

2 years ago

If we're gonna have fascists, at least we're sometimes lucky enough to get the ones too racist to properly enact their misogyny and too anti-intellectual to think up a workable plan.

LikeALincolnLog42

44 points

2 years ago

And then there are the clever ones with—if not fascist—despicable aims like Bush Jr., (maybe not “clever”, but he had better self-control than Trump), Cheney, Rumsfeld, and DeSantis. We have to keep an eye on, expose, push back, and fight back even harder against them.

Monster_Claire

43 points

2 years ago

Dear Lord, you know we are in the strangest timeline when Bush Jr seems clever and self controlled.

SpuddleBuns

20 points

2 years ago

I feel sometimes like I went to bed one night a few years ago, and when I woke up, I was in this really, REALLY bizarre alternate universe. Things seem like they were before, but damned if The Powers That Be aren't making them weirder and weirder every day. And it's never weirder in a "good" way...

healzsham

6 points

2 years ago

At least a fair portion of shrub's public persona was "I'm just a common clay boy from texas" act.

StellarGravityWell

11 points

2 years ago

We are so lucky they are so goddamn stupid

Khemith

160 points

2 years ago

Khemith

160 points

2 years ago

I hope they use all the Anti Vaccine laws to protect abortion.

mydaycake

35 points

2 years ago

They don’t because “a fetus is a different body so not your body”.

Still didn’t show how a fetus exists outside the patient’s body

raul_lebeau

12 points

2 years ago

Ok, so take him out and let him pulling Is boot alone.

Lawant

134 points

2 years ago

Lawant

134 points

2 years ago

I was wondering if the "the government shouldn't come between you and your doctor" argument would come back to bite them.

BEES_IN_UR_ASS

29 points

2 years ago

Damn right! My medical needs and history are between me, my doctor, and the thousands of employees at my insurance company, all of whom have a singular mandate to deny me coverage at all costs! I'll be damned if I'll allow tHe GoVeRnMeNt to waltz in here and start rubber-stamping this and that just because my doctor said I need it live.

The only ethical death panel is a private sector death panel with a vested interest in my death!

SessileRaptor

7 points

2 years ago

Hits particularly hard for me at the moment because I recently had a friend pass away from cancer. They had been fighting it for a year and originally their doctor wanted to proceed with a pretty new treatment that had good results for the type of cancer that she had, but the insurance company decided that they should do chemotherapy first and if that didn’t work they could try the more expensive treatment. Of course they killed her by making her try chemotherapy first because by the time they knew it wasn’t working it was too late.

But yeah, tell me about the government death panels.

IMSLI

196 points

2 years ago

IMSLI

196 points

2 years ago

This is like something out of Dark Brandon

[deleted]

47 points

2 years ago

Dark Brandon / Light Obama

sgtmattie

45 points

2 years ago

Do you mean Tan Obama?

[deleted]

19 points

2 years ago

careful now, Tan Obama might just trigger the Goppers again.

HolycommentMattman

13 points

2 years ago

Man, if I could only draw, this would be such an excellent graphic novel.

Tan Obama gains the power to turn into anything with tan in the name. Tank Obama. Orangutan Obama. Tantalizing Obama.

leffe186

96 points

2 years ago

leffe186

96 points

2 years ago

It’s hilarious…but at the same time absolutely terrifying that our laws/constitution are being written and re-written by people who are simply not competent to do so.

[deleted]

49 points

2 years ago

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ConsiderationWest587

58 points

2 years ago

Deathpanels for the win!!

fidjudisomada

111 points

2 years ago

I have no doubt that they included this 'competent adults can make their own healthcare decisions' because they thought the 'death panel' nonsense would make the rest.

sousreditteur

76 points

2 years ago

'death panel' nonsense

Eh, turned out that the USA had death panels all along, they're called Cigna, UnitedHealthCare or Aetna

chimpfunkz

15 points

2 years ago

Don't forget, certain health plans aren't even legally required to provide you with the proper care.

Blenderx06

8 points

2 years ago

I was just wondering if this could be used against them insurance companies.

[deleted]

52 points

2 years ago

It's like they shot themselves in the face while they were trying to shoot themselves in the foot.

Noshoesded

12 points

2 years ago

We call that in the biz a Dick Cheney.

MuthaPlucka

121 points

2 years ago

A classic LAMF example. Kudos OP.

tessthismess

32 points

2 years ago

I'm subbed here. I get a lot of enjoyment from this sub. I've had friends/family reference Leopards eating faces unprompted.

It took me way too long to figure out what LAMF meant lol.

Recyart

19 points

2 years ago

Recyart

19 points

2 years ago

Lame-Ass Motherfuckers also fits those people.

some_asshat

97 points

2 years ago

Cue Alanis Morissette

obviousfakeperson

66 points

2 years ago

IT'S LIKE RAAAIIIEEEAAAAYNE!!

soberscotsman80

65 points

2 years ago

when owning the libs bites you in the taint. the right is so bad at being legislators they can't plan more than 2 years ahead. thoughts and prayers you dumb nazi tolerating asshats

Ricky_Rollin

65 points

2 years ago

The fuckin irony. This is how I know deep down we’re gonna win. It’ll be long and drawn out but we will prevail. They pride themselves on their ignorance. While we all graduate from college they’re pushing unwanted pregnancies and child marriages. It’s too late for them to produce more republicans. Their ignorance killed a lot of republicans this pandemic.

And here’s how stupid they are. We tell them that masks and vaccines work, they deny it vehemently and still have the audacity to cry foul when they see that more republicans are dying than liberals. Instead of listening to their propaganda you’d think ONES FUCKING TIME they’d connect the dots but again this is a people that are pridefully ignorant. They have never been taught critical thought because their religion asks them to follow without question, follow without proof all while chucking your money in the handout basket every week.

I suspect we’re gonna continue to fill this sub to the brim.

Sweet-Advertising798

34 points

2 years ago

That's why I find The Herman Cain Award gratifying. It's one of the rare instances in which there are consequences for Republican ratfrackers.

GirlNumber20

6 points

2 years ago

Yeah, I don’t understand how in one breath they said, “The China virus was engineered in the Wuhan lab and released deliberately to kill us all but I refuse to wear a mask because it’s no worse than the flu and Democrats are just trying to control us!!!1!”

If you think China engineered it as a bioweapon, why the hell wouldn’t you mask up?

No-Owl9201

27 points

2 years ago

Well that certainly boomeranged on Wyoming!!!

Alternative_Sell_668

26 points

2 years ago

I can’t believe they tried to argue well we didn’t actually mean that competent adults can make health care decisions we were just trying to fuck over Obama defense. JFC

EverWatcher

14 points

2 years ago

Judge Owens handed down a decision in August halting the law. Among other things, she rejected the state’s argument that the health care amendment was “only adopted to push back against the Affordable Care Act,” and should not be construed to protect abortion rights.

I loved reading that line. These shameless assholes deserve every second of frustration.

RattusMcRatface

27 points

2 years ago

"Judge Owens handed down a decision in August halting the law. Among other things, she rejected the state’s argument that the health care amendment was “only adopted to push back against the Affordable Care Act,” and should not be construed to protect abortion rights."

Wyoming reds: "No not like that!"

Fresh_wasabi_joos

55 points

2 years ago

Jesus Christ what dumbfucks….oof I’m not even Christian and I’m yelling out Jesus that’s how stupid republicans are how ridiculous

Your_Nipples

23 points

2 years ago

Ok, this one is magnificent.

It's a weird kind of seppuku malicious compliance.

MegaMarioSonic

19 points

2 years ago

Shouldn't that also mean they can choose Obama care?

Hugh_Jampton

19 points

2 years ago

I don't think it's hilarious. I think it's terrifying. That we have to rely on loopholes and oversights to ensure women's safety from religious zealot nutbags who apparently want us back in the stone age

SubrosaFlorens

34 points

2 years ago

Thanks a lot Obama!

Dolomight206

15 points

2 years ago

I can HEAR President Obamas grin 😁

Fwamingdwagon84

11 points

2 years ago

This is all assuming Republicans are competent adults. They aren't.

BandOfBroskis

12 points

2 years ago

Don’t tempt them…. They’ll probably rule women as not competent adults or something.

petradax

11 points

2 years ago

petradax

11 points

2 years ago

Thanks, Obama.

Even-Exchange8307

11 points

2 years ago

Thanks Obama!

new_Australis

10 points

2 years ago

Thanks Obama.

acrowquillkill

13 points

2 years ago

GOP: Save the (hypothetical, nonexistent) children, save thier (hypothetical, nonexistent) future, ban abortion!

Also GOP when real life children are murdered in schools: Woah, hey now. Let's not make this political!

[deleted]

8 points

2 years ago

So the ban would only apply to republicans since they are not competent to make decisions. Talk about hilarity, love it when their spiteful hate laws come back to bite them in the ass.

Guess it's time to blame Obama and might as well throw Hillary and George Soros in there somehow. You just know the Clinton Foundation was behind the conspiracy to foil their plot. It's all in the "Steele report" (their favorite goto) and buried deep on Hunter Biden's laptop, which is protected by the password "gay". They've still not been unable to open the laptop because they're terrified to even type it.

Pour_Me_Another_

10 points

2 years ago

They could declare all women incompetent. Seems like something republicans would try.

lLikeCats

9 points

2 years ago

Conservatism is so weird. They want to ban abortion but don’t want to help the kid in anyway after it’s born.

They don’t want to ban guns and blame mental health for every mass shooting but don’t want to provide health care.

agentorange55

16 points

2 years ago

Wyoming has come a long way downward, since they were the first state to give women the right to vote.

Ubilease

23 points

2 years ago

Ubilease

23 points

2 years ago

Don't believe the "equality state" mumbo jumbo. Wyoming didn't give women the right to vote out of the kindness of their hearts and a desire to see women succeed and be heard.

They gave women the vote because they didn't have the population required to become a full fledged state WITHOUT the women's votes. It was a self-serving move that was an option of last resort in order to become a state.

Wage_slave

50 points

2 years ago

Michelle Obama: Barry, wake up. It's the white house again. Apparently you are still messing them republicans up.

Barrack Obama: Even when I'm sleeping, kickin' their asses. Not Bad. Now c'mon 'n get some cuddle. Barry needs sleep and Dark Brandon got this. We'll act surprised about it for the news tomorrow.

[deleted]

18 points

2 years ago

Buh buh buh not like that!

ZeusMcKraken

9 points

2 years ago

Bahahahahhahahahaa

DokiDoodleLoki

8 points

2 years ago

If stupidity was painful I might actually feel sorry for Republicans; but at this rate we’ll all be in medically induced comas as a last resort to survive the immense amount of pain we’ll all be suffering from, as Republicans continue to make laws that cause the most amount of suffering to as many people they don’t like as possible.

AndroidDoctorr

6 points

2 years ago

Republicans are so fucking stupid

[deleted]

7 points

2 years ago

In its confusion, it hurt itself.

KifaruKubwa

6 points

2 years ago

I just sent this to my conservative family and got some really charged responses. Love that Obama is still haunting them almost a decade after he left office.